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Part 3 of Crackfics
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Published:
2026-09-25
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2026-09-29
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735
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It's Me! It's Verity!

Summary:

Player gets up, but they find an unexpected stranger on their doorstep.

OR

hey it's me it's verity but player takes the other dude's place.

Notes:

I actually cannot do this anymore. All I write is Crackfics now. What am I doing with my life? I have 5 unfinished assignments, and they're all. DUE. All of those serious fanfics rotting in my drafts. The one I love. It's being scheduled for deletion overmorrow

It burns, please, please, tell me, bully me, insult me, I don't give a fuck, just please motivate me or say anything that will make me look back and will regret my descision on just writing Crackfics.

TLDR: can't write serious fics anymore

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Ask me anything.

Chapter Text

 

04:00 AM

 


 

Player wakes up in the middle of the night, their stomach gnawing with hunger for a snack in the middle of the night. It was pretty predictable.. They had to wake up, get a snack, and probably die from some random absurd outcome later.

 

Fighting their eyelids, they forced themselves to get up and opened the door to the hallway carefully. Then they moved towards the hallway of the house before looking inside the kitchen- There was a bag of chips, and they knew what was going to happen. So, instead of eating it right away, they took the bag cautiously, and opened the front door nearby.

 



The cold air hit them. They closed the door behind theirselves. However, they felt their foot bump into something. They paused and looked below..

 

a box?

 

Player didn't remember ordering anything online. However, their curiousity (is that a new Verity?) got the best of them, and they crouched down to examine it.

 

..However, the box suddenly levitated and ripped open. Player froze, and in the empty space where the box was, a yellow ball with a weird smiley face appeared..

 

"Hey! It's me, it's Verity!"

 

What the fuck. 

Player screamed on the top of their lungs. The ball looked straight at Player, and then abruptly bolted towards the inside of the house. Player froze, not comprehending any single bit of the situation. They dashed inside their home, leaving the ripped box behind and not even noticing they dropped the bag of chips.

 


 

The yellow ball, self-proclaimed as Verity stopped at the center of the living room. Player noticed something, the ball looked somewhat similar to Orby.. yeah, actually, a sphere isn't an exclusive shape to Orby. Fuck I'm just doing this for the sake of words atp

 

"Ask me ANYTHING!"

 

Player: "Wh- I have a question.."

 

Verity completely ignored Player.

 

"I know about a million things!"

 

Player was still somewhat shocked for the absurdity and suddenness of the situation, but still tried to play along.

 

Player: "Well, that's.. great!"

 

"I'll do everything!"

 

Player tried to sum up everything in ther head. So this was some sort of.. creature, or robot that claims it knows everything..? You know what? Who knows if this thing is a secret killer? I'm not taking the risk. Their lingering suspicion got the best of them. They shook their head, grabbed the yellow ball, and tried to go back to shove it back in what remains of the box.

 

..However, before they reached the front door, the yellow ball started deforming and.. melting in their hands? Player froze, looking around. Where did it run off to now?

 

Player searched the living room, kitchen, and then the hallway. However, they realized they had ACIDENTALLY stepped on a carefully-set C4 by the ball. 

Player exploded.

 

SECRET ENDING: Verity

"It's me, it's Verity"

 

RETRY