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1. Slick Assassins by EdgeKuns04

   Fandoms: Original Work  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con
   • F/M, Gen, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   28 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Tom Slick (Slick Assassins)
   • Angelica Slick (Slick Assassins)
   • Pogo (Slick Assassins)
   • Hollis Gough (Slick Assassins)
   • Sandra Slick (Slick Assassins)
   • Robert Slick (Slick Assassins)
   • Original Characters
   • Barry Gooch (Slick Assassins)
   • Max Stroud (Slick Assassins)
   • AI-Assisted Writing
   • Created with NovelAI
   • Edgy Comedy
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Slurs
   • Gore
   • Assassins
   • Immortality
   • Suicide Jokes
   • Blood and Violence
   • Burglary
   • Guns
   • Gnomes
   • Organized Crime
   • Public Humiliation
   • Siblings
   • Terrorism
   • Mass Murder

   Summary

   In this edgy, action comedy involving Tom's bored life turned upside down after ambitions of becoming the world's deadliest assassin leads him into a conspiracy involving government cover-ups, cartoon characters coming to life, and a secret agency bent on making everyone happy!

   Contains lots of toxic absurdities such as... SUICIDAL CLOWNS, SOVIET HAMSTERS, CAPITALISTIC GNOMES AND Lots of fucking pussy!!!

   Series

   • Part 1 of Imprismia

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   25,786

   Chapters:

   5/78

   Hits:

   25