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Good Thing I'm Not a Cat by zoobylovesmiffy
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
18 Oct 2026
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Summary
"My name is Milo. I am a satyr, not a goat. You're a demigod, meaning one of your parents is a god.” He takes a breath, as if scared to admit the next part. “You currently have a monster chasing you. It’s still far, but not far for long. I’m going to take you to camp, its safe there. I know this is a lot to understand right now but we have to go."
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Peter Parker is a son of Athena, a demigod, a superhero, and unfortunately, a teenager with absolutely no idea what he's doing. Between Camp Half-Blood, quests, monsters, and eventually becoming Spider-Man and the avengers, Peter's life is basically one giant disaster. At least he has his friends—Annabeth, Kate, Harley, and a bunch of other equally traumatized idiots—to keep him somewhat sane. Unfortunately, after repeatedly almost dying together, Peter develops feelings for Harley Keener. Which would be fine, except Peter is an idiot, Harley is also an idiot, and apparently saving the world is easier than admitting you're in love with your best friend.
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Peter Parker is a son of Athena, Spider-Man, an Avenger, and unfortunately a teenager who has to survive monsters, quests, trauma, and falling in love with his best friend Harley Keener without realizing it.