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HARRIS: My name is Harris and as the one who forced the team into doing this, I brought the bowl.
(offscreen a voice can be heard asking why Ilya is carrying so much candy)
HAAS: My name is Luca and the team knows I used to write Hollanov fanfiction. I brought the Sour Patch Kids.
(HAAS pours in the sour patch kids)
HOLLANDER: My name is Shane and my team of ten years shunned me after I told them I was gay. I brought smarties.
(HOLLANDER pours in the Canadian version of smarties that are chocolate covered, not the American sugar pill version.)
BARRETT: My name is Troy and my ex announced his engagement a week after breaking up with me. We dated for two years. I brought Dots.
(BARRETT pours in the Dots.)
HAYES: My name is Wyatt and I played for Toronto. I brought Swedish Fish.
(HAYES pours in the Swedish Fish.)
DYKSTRA: My name is Evan and the team bullies me for my music taste.
(ROZANOV can be heard in the background yelling “because it sucks ass!”)
I brought Lifesaver gummies.
(DYKSTRA pours in the lifesaver gummies.)
YOUNG: My name is Jamie and I’m Luca’s beta reader. I brought Whoppers.
(Everyone starts complaining and booing the choice of candy while YOUNG pours the Whoppers in.)
BOODRAM: My name is Zane and I drafted to the Centaurs before we were good. I brought Skittles.
(BOODRAM pours in the skittles.)
ROZANOV: My name is Ilya and when I was twelve years old I found my mother’s dead body. I brought Nerds.
(ROZANOV pours in grape/strawberry Nerds)
ROZANOV: My name is Ilya and when I was twelve years old my father sold me to my old hockey coach because I was an omega. I brought more Nerds.
(ROZANOV pours in watermelon/cherry Nerds)
ROZANOV: My name is Ilya and when I was twelve years old I was locked in a basement for six months and got mold poisoning from pickles. I brought more Nerds.
(ROZANOV pours in rainbow Nerds)
ROZANOV: My name is Ilya and when I was twelve years old I spent a Russian winter completely naked. I brought more Nerds.
(ROZANOV pours in spooky Nerds gummy clusters)
ROZANOV: My name is Ilya and when I was twelve years old I was raped over a hundred times. I brought more Nerds.
(ROZANOV pours in Nerds gummy ropes)
ROZANOV: My name is Ilya and when I was twelve years old I had a miscarriage. I brought more Nerds.
(ROZANOV pours in very berry Nerds gummy clusters)
ROZANOV: My name is Ilya and when I was twelve years old I flew from Moscow to Boston all by myself with forged permission to cross the border as an unaccompanied minor. I brought more Nerds.
(ROZANOV pours in chewy Nerds)
ROZANOV: My name is Ilya and I have more trauma but I ran out of Nerds. Harris we have to do this again! I didn’t even get through a whole year of my life!
(everyone is visibly shocked by how much was revealed)
ROZANOV: Why do you all look so surprised? Is on my Wikipedia page that I was once victim of child sex trafficking, no? And I named a suicide prevention foundation after my mother. Is like you don’t know me.