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    “It’s okay. I don’t need anything.” 

    “I am not going to eat in front of you while you have nothing, Hollander,” Ilya scoffs. He plucks a can of cold ginger ale from the top shelf as casually as he can manage and slides it over the island, interrupting Hollander’s fidgeting thumbs. “You must be hungry, yes? It’s been hours since you left hotel. I can make something. Easy.” 

    “Make… what?” he asks warily.  

    Ilya rolls his eyes and tosses a look over his shoulder. “Do not worry. I will find something that works for your special hockey diet,” he teases. He reaches back into the fridge. “Tuna melt okay?” 

    “No,” Hollander says primly. “And it’s a disease. Not a diet.” 

    He pulls his hands out of the cold and turns, blinks. “What?” 

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    17 Oct 2026

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    Celiac Shane!

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    At first, he thinks he’s hallucinating Rozanov. The lethal half-cut of his gaze, the open collar of his shirt, the span of his hands moving up someone else’s waist. Shane’s always been a glutton for punishment.

    But he blinks, or the lights keep blinking for him, won't fucking quit, and Rozanov is still there. Looking. An anchor. Shane stares back, can’t make himself stop.

    The glass he’s holding slips out of his hand and shatters as he jolts forward. He's drowning in this sea of people but he thinks, maybe, Ilya is the only one that manages to hear.

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    17 Oct 2026

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    Shane has a seizure at Ciel. Sweet, hopeful

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    “It is nice to meet you, Shane Hollander.” Ilya nods his head at the crumpled paper in Shane’s hand. “What is that you have there?”

    “Oh.” Shane’s cheeks are a perpetual state of flushed red. “Before I came, I made a list of, um, things I am looking for in a car? Practical things, I guess. I didn’t want to forget.”

    Ilya’s lips quiver, and he resists the urge to let an incredibly fond smile overtake his face. This tall, muscular omega could not be more precious if he was made of teddy bears and heart stickers.

    “May I see it?” Ilya inquires, extending his hand again.

    With visible reluctance, Shane passes over the piece of notebook paper.

    Ilya glances up at Shane, arching an eyebrow. The omega smiles shyly at him, his warm brown eyes glimmering.

    “Am I completely out of my mind to try and find all of these things in one car?” he asks.

    “I never let a customer leave unhappy.” He winks at Shane, who lets out a small, startled laugh. It’s an utterly breathtaking sound, even as brief as it is.

     

    -ilya is a single, playboy alpha car salesman. shane is a pregnant, unmated omega, trying to start his life over. they meet, and starting over gets a bit more complicated-

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    13 Oct 2026

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    😭❤️👶🫃 recovering from rejection sickness Shane meets car dealer Ilya. So sweet and lovely

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    Shane is a Catholic priest. Ilya is a priest-themed stripper. Naturally, when they meet on the subway, each assumes the other is in the same profession. One freezing walk, several terrible decisions, and one wildly blasphemous hookup later, Ilya discovers the truth.

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    12 Oct 2026

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    ✝️🙏🥵😈🚉💯🕺

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    Shane is an omega who has never dated alphas before. He hasn't even had his first kiss yet. Every alpha he goes out on a date with, however, practically runs away from him. His alpha roommate, Ilya, isn't particularly helpful. The opposite, really.

    OR: 5+1 fic in which Shane has no idea Ilya has scented him and he doesn't understand why other alphas are afraid of him. Until he does.

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    06 Oct 2026

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    🥰🔥