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1. Light it up by Theliverpudlian

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Oct 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Scott Hunter (Game Changers)
   • Hayden Pike
   • Svetlana Vetrova
   • Rose Landry
   • Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
   • Jean-Jacques Boiziau | J. J. Dagenais
   • David Hollander
   • Sorren "Mitty" Miitka
   • Lamp Desk! Shane
   • Printer! Ilya
   • Office
   • Office AU
   • Not the one you would expect
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Office Sex
   • Kinda
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Inanimate Objects
   • Inanimate Object Porn
   • Very Mild Porn
   • They Do Find Each Other In Every Universe
   • No Beta We Die Like Mimeograph Machines
   • Alternate Universe - Inanimate Objects
   • POV Inanimate Object
   • Not to brag but AI could never

   Summary

   Shane Hollamper is a steady, reliable desk lamp, sharing an office with various other steady, reliable objects.
   But Shane Hollamper is also curious about the RZNV-0081 InkJet that prints and spurts and makes the desk vibrate.
   

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,504

   Chapters:

   1/1

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