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L'Amour, Le Minibus, and Other Disasters by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2026
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No wands. No magic. Twelve loud teenagers, a battered yellow Muggle minibus, and seventy-two hours in rural France.
Dumbledore calls it a "cultural exchange." Severus Snape calls it a highway to hell—and matters are only made worse by Sirius Black tagging along as co-supervisor, looking far too comfortable in Muggle leather.
As if driving a minibus through Normandy wasn't enough torture, every local museum guide, barista, and restaurateur in France seems inexplicably fascinated by Severus's dark turtlenecks and fluent French. Sirius is furious, Ginny Weasley is threatening to throw up at all the nauseating romance floating around, and a late-night game of Truth or Dare reveals Harry and Draco aren't nearly as hostile as they claim to be.
When a broken tent pole on the final night leaves Severus with only one option, three days of built-up tension finally explode.
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