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@no to @salmonandtuna
mood 24/7: i think we might have gone too far
onigiri: understatement
now we have four hamsters
mood 24/7: i dont even regret it because we used gojos credit card
onigiri: wait that was gojos???
mood 24/7: yea
onigiri: how did you even get it
mood 24/7: i have my ways
onigiri: sureeeee
but what're we gonna do about the hamsters
mood 24/7: maybe hide them in your room for a bit
yuuji and kugisaki tend to barge into my room at random times so the hamsters wont be safe
onigiri: ok then
also, why did you use first name for itadori
mood 24/7: .
onigiri: wait
a
sec
mood 24/7: MOVING ON
onigiri: 😏📸
mood 24/7: i swear if you tell anyone abt this
theyll be gossiping bout you and okkotsu-senpai afterwards
onigiri: 🤭😳🤐
mood 24/7: yea thats what i thought
onigiri: technically they are just dumb thats why they dont know
mood 24/7: fair
cant wait to see gojo's face
Abusement Park
walking onigiri recipe: guys im gonna start the video call now ok
yall better be on time. come to my room
pop off queen: first time ive seen you invite anyone to your room bruh
walking onigiri recipe: you not looking hard enough
totallylegitpanda: what's that supposed to mean
walking onigiri recipe: nothing
opcopycat: ;)
slayqueen: there it is again
opcopycat: WHAT
pop off queen: i do not trust that face.
opcopycat: not fair
prickly porcupine: nothing in life is fair
get used to it senpai
opcopycat: okay i cant comment on that
walking onigiri recipe has started a video call
walking onigiri recipe: alright come to my room guys
prickly porcupine: k
wait
@that one chill sensei
finger lickin good: wait gojo-sensei isnt online?
slayqueen: who cares
@that one chill sensei
@that one chill sensei
totallylegitpanda: @that one chill sensei
that one chill sensei is online
that one chill sensei: GUYS CHILL IM HERE 😭
prickly porcupine: good
now.
that one chill sensei: yes yes im coming
walking onigiri recipe: okay everyone is here
opcopycat: lol cant wait
prickly porcupine: why are we still texting anyway
finger lickin good: idk its fun!!
walking onigiri recipe: alright yuuta you wanted to see this too right lol
finger lickin good: see what exactly?
wait-
prickly porcupine: LMAO
WAIT IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING LOOK AT GOJOS FACE
HAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHUSAHDSAHDSAHDHDIHD
that one chill sensei: NO WHAT
GET THAT AWAY FROM ME
GET THAT AWAY FROM ME
WHY WOULD YOU SHOW THAT TO ME
STOP
GET AWAY
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
ANIMAL CONTROL
NO STOP CHASING ME MEGUMI
DROP THE HAMSTER
DROP IT
opcopycat: LMFAO HIS FACE IS SO FUNNY IM SHAKING
walking onigiri recipe: I CAN HEAR UR LAUGHTER ALL THE WAY FROM THE PHONE LOL IM GONNA CHASE AFTER FUSHIGURO
finger lickin good: what is it im seeing
help what
slayqueen: ACTUALLY FR LMAO
NEVER THOUGHT GOJO WAS SCARED OF HAMSTERS
pop off queen: this is chaos
and i admit i love it
totallylegitpanda: no comment
that one chill sensei: GET THAIT TIONGS AWAIY FROM ME
NO SOTP
HELP SOMEONE
prickly porcupine: AJDKSADKJSAHD LOOK AT UR FACE
finger lickin good: actually havent seen megumi laugh this much before
opcopycat: quick is someone recording this is too funny
walking onigiri recipe: i am
yaga requested a copy
fushiguro told me
pop off queen: YAGA??? HE APPROVED??
slayqueen: LOL IMAGINE
totallylegitpanda: REALLY?
prickly porcupine: GOJO LOOKS LIKE THAT ONE TIME HE DROPPED HIS ICE CREAM FACE DOWN ON THE PAVEMENT LMAOOOOOO
opcopycat: WAIT WHAT
prickly porcupine: YES HE ACTUALLY DID
HE CRIED. FOR TEN MINUTES STRAIGHT
THEN HE LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS ROOM LISTENING TO DEPRESSING ASS SONGS
that one chill sensei: GUMI WHAT HAVE I DONE TO U
STOP CHASING ME IM GONNA DIE
WHY WOULD U DO THIS TO ME
PUT DOWN THAT HAMSTER
slayqueen: HAHAHA DRAMA QUEEN FR
totallylegitpanda: alright theres the timer!
finger lickin good: whats the timer for?
totallylegitpanda: i set it to ten minutes to see how long fushiguro, toge and yuuta would be at it
its just rung
pop off queen: theyre still going
i can hear fushiguro's laughter all the way across the building
WAIT THERES GOJO LMAO HES RUNNING ACROSS THE PAVEMENT
slayqueen: FUSHIGURO'S STILL GOING AND THERES INUMAKI-SENPAI CHASING AFTER HIM HOLDING THE PHONE HAHAHHAH
totallylegitpanda: this is actually priceless
1. fushiguro is SMILING. and LAUGHING
2. gojo is SCARED
3. yuuta is CRACKING UP so bad
pop off queen: fr
that one chill sensei: NO STOP
ITS GETTING CLOSER SADKHSADSKJHSD
opcopycat: i am almost to tears
prickly porcupine: alright im taking mercy
im gonna stop
walking onigiri recipe: that was the most fun running exercise ever
i got the video :D
lmao gl gojo.mp4
slayqueen: your naming skills are flawless
walking onigiri recipe: why thank you
prickly porcupine: can i send it to the staff chat for a change
walking onigiri recipe: with pleasure
Sensible Staff + Gojo
Yaga has added Fushiguro Megumi to the chat
Shoko: hi there fushiguro
Fushiguro Megumi: hi everyone
as promised, I have the video
Yaga: thank you. please keep the hamsters for further use.
Fushiguro Megumi: lmao gl gojo.mp4
it was quite fun for inumaki-senpai to record i must say
and very very enjoyable
Nanami: What
Shoko: LMAO YOU REALLY CHASED AFTER HIM WITH A HAMSTER
POOR THING JUST LOOKS DAZED
IM DYING OF LAUGHTER
APPROVED FUSHIGURO
Fushiguro Megumi: my pleasure.
Fushiguro Megumi has left the chat
Shoko: yk i wonder sometimes how megumi still grew up so good
with gojo as his father
Yaga: thank god he didn't inherit his parental figure's ways
Nanami: Yes, I have more things to do than to deal with two versions of Gojo.
Shoko: megumi is actually a nice kid
Yaga: yes he is
Utahime is online
Utahime: shit did i miss it
Shoko: scroll up
Utahime: i love this fushiguro kid sm
so unfortunate of him to have that man as a parent
shut up pls is online
shut up pls: ...
:(
@oncrack247 to @no
i knew you were trouble: gumi :<
i want it that way: lmao ok im sorry
it was funny
i knew you were trouble: i raised u for, what, 10 years
and this is how u repay me???
i want it that way: it was a sure way to lighten the mood
i knew you were trouble: wait
wait
wait
gumi
i have just realized smth
i want it that way: what
i knew you were trouble: yuuji called you by your first name twice
hUh very sus 🤭😏
i want it that way: i swear to god if you dare
Abusement Park
that one chill sensei: gumiiiiiii~
prickly porcupine: gojo if you do this i swear i will never forgive u
that one chill sensei: @finger lickin good guess what~
finger lickin good: uhhhh dare i ask
prickly porcupine: GOJO.
walking onigiri recipe: oop whats hapening
oh god hes mad
everyone evacuate
slayqueen: why
opcopycat: u do not want to be on his bad side trust me
pop off queen: yea
and the ones agreeing are the most powerful jujutsu student, a literal cursed speech user and someone whos good with weapons
slayqueen: fair point
that one chill sensei: you do noticeeee
you and gumi are on first name terms?
finger lickin good: is there a problem ...? :(
prickly porcupine: oh my FUCKING god
gojo i swear
opcopycat: HE SWORE
OH GOD OH GOD BETTER PRAY
totallylegitpanda: RIP GOJO
pop off queen: shits bouta hit the roof fr
that one chill sensei: first name terms are rather suggestive yk yuuji? for instance, have you considered something very special?
prickly porcupine has muted that one chill sensei for 5 hours
prickly porcupine: rip that ice cream you were saving for dessert gojo
im taking it and i know you can see the messages
finger lickin good: megumi u good :(?
prickly porcupine: remains to be seen
but i like admin for this sole reason
@oncrack247 to @no
i knew you were trouble: MY ICE CREAM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i want it that way: suffer in pain you insufferable idiot
Abusement Park
opcopycat: fushiguro is intimidating when he wants to be
walking onigiri recipe: couldnt agree more, rip gojo and his ice cream