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Chapter 2: $2.5k for unsportsmanlike conduct

Summary:

“The Player Safety Commission and the Office of the Commissioner deemed Rozanov’s conduct disrespectful after a short investigation of the incident," said a spokesperson for the Commissioner. “All players in the League are expected to remain civil during stoppages of play and while off the ice.”

Notes:

this one is, once again, inspired by real life events:

william eklund from my beloved flop chop san joe sharks stole new york islanders' bo horvat's stick during a scrum near the bench and gave it to their equipment guy to hide (??) and horvat bapped eky on the facemask afterward when he asked for the stick back akdjhuffu

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

--- 2. Unsportsmanlike Conduct ---

kj 🌻
@shanehollandont

this hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby ass game

Ottawa Centaurs
@OttawaCensNHL

Another Hollander goal – that’s 3–0 them

9:37 PM · Dec 4, 2018


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imane || hockey era
@tastebackshane

wait did the game start already???

9:39 PM · Dec 4, 2018


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ro 🎠 @ilyaroseanov · Dec 4
Replying to @tastebackshane

please say sike

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troy bolton
@grinandbarrett

OTTAWA CENTAURS WHERE IS YOUR ANGER

9:37 PM · Dec 4, 2018


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hollanov ho @eight1two4 · Dec 4
Replying to @grinandbarrett

RAGE

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barbecutie 🖤❤️ @inthemoodforbood · Dec 4
Replying to @grinandbarrett

RAGE

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ROZANOV @ilya81luvr · Dec 4
Replying to @grinandbarrett

RAGE

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madz ❤️💙
@haydenov

found it !

troy bolton
@grinandbarrett

OTTAWA CENTAURS WHERE IS YOUR ANGER

9:38 PM · Dec 4, 2018


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shane hollander’s pr agent
@h0llywood24

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD!!!

9:38 PM · Dec 4, 2018


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ro 🎠
@ilyaroseanov

hooooo boy not ONE but TWO separate scrums??? i used to pray for times like these


9:38 PM · Dec 4, 2018


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rue ✨
@shanescervix

whole bench scheming now you love to see it

9:39 PM · Dec 4, 2018


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ilya’s jockstrap
@r0z4n0v5

NOT ROZ TREATING HOLLANDER LIKE A LITTLE BUG ASKDJFGAISYFG

9:39 PM · Dec 4, 2018


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soph 🏒 @shaneonyou · Dec 4
Replying to @r0z4n0v5

swatted at him like a mosquito i cant stop laughing

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ro 🎠 @ilyaroseanov · Dec 4
Replying to @r0z4n0v5

hit him with the ‘oops got ur nose lol’ icb

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ACTUAL LAWYER shay
@hollanderdefender3001

bro i cant even be mad about that lmfao he got me on this one

9:40 PM · Dec 4, 2018


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ryann @gaypucker24 · Dec 4
Replying to @hollanderdefender3001

i can 🤨 leave my boy alone

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ACTUAL LAWYER shay @hollanderdefender3001 · Dec 4
Replying to @gaypucker24

right so i fear it isnt all that serious…

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ryann @gaypucker24 · Dec 4
Replying to @hollanderdefender3001

are we ignoring how this is the second fine roz has gotten for terrorizing hollander specifically??? i fear it IS that serious

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rue ✨ @shanescervix · Dec 4
Replying to @gaypucker24

my dear oomf…i love you but bsffr

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ROZANOV @ilya81luvr · Dec 4
Replying to @shanescervix

right it’s not like he’s getting fined for roughing or anything bro come on

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hollanov ho @eight1two4 · Dec 4
Replying to @ilya81luvr

he’s just flirting smh y’all!!! He’s pulling holly’s pigtails!!!

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soph 🏒 @shaneonyou · Dec 4
Replying to @eight1two4

i hate to agree with known rpfer hollanov ho eight1two4 but shes right

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soph 🏒 @shaneonyou · Dec 4
Replying to @shaneonyou

even a broken clock is right twice a day…

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hollanov ho @eight1two4 · Dec 4
Replying to @shaneonyou

thank you oomf-in-law <3

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hollanov ho @eight1two4 · Dec 4
Replying to @shaneonyou

HEY WAIT A MINUTE—

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FINAL SCORE:
OTT 2 –– 5 MTL



Emilia Nowak
@ENowakTSN

Rozanov to face $2.5k fine for incident involving @MTLVoyageurs Shane Hollander at last night’s game

10:20 AM · Dec 5, 2018


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jess🪩✨
@jessicawarbler

some penalties should be allowed if they’re #funny

Emilia Nowak
@ENowakTSN

Rozanov to face $2.5k fine for incident involving @MTLVoyageurs Shane Hollander at last night’s game

10:28 AM · Dec 5, 2018


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READ: Rozanov of Ottawa Centaurs fined for unsportsmanlike conduct
Forward penalized $2,500 for incident involving Voyageurs’ Shane Hollander

By NHL Public Relations @NHLPR
December 5, 2018

Montreal -- Ottawa Centaurs forward Ilya Rozanov has been fined $2,500 for instigating an incident involving Montreal’s Hollander during NHL Game No. 421 on Tuesday, Dec. 4, the National Hockey League announced this morning.

Rozanov has been retroactively penalized for his actions, which were determined to be in violation of the League’s rules against unsportsmanlike conduct involving interference with another player’s face mask.

“The Player Safety Commission and the Office of the Commissioner deemed Rozanov’s conduct disrespectful after a short investigation of the incident," said a spokesperson for the Commissioner. “All players in the League are expected to remain civil during stoppages of play and while off the ice.”

The money goes to the Players’ Emergency Assistance Fund.



Notes:

fic title from state champs because i am nothing if not predictable

come say hi on twitter! im @ilyaroseanov