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Tartaglia: I think I'm in love...
Sandrone: what else is new?
Pierro: Ok?
Capitano: Congratulations?
Pulcinella: wow?
Arlecchino: Let me guess.... With the Geo Archon
Tartaglia: He's so cool
Tartaglia: so Handsome
Tartaglia: I'm so in love 💖💖
Il Dottore: When are you not?
Tartaglia: Damn, None of you show support 💔
Columbina: you've said the same thing every week after you either arrive to liyue or return to Snezhnaya AFTER you came back from Liyue
Il Dottore: When will he lose his Liyue privilege? I really hoped it's soon
Tartaglia: FUCK YOU
Tartaglia: YOU PRAY FOR THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO ME 💔💔💔
Il Dottore: Worst thing?
Pantalone: huh...
Pantalone: So being banned from Liyue is worst than the Abyss?
Pierro: Interesting...
Tartaglia: You all are so rude
La Signora: and you're being dramatic.
Tartaglia: I miss my boyfriend...
Tartaglia: Life is so painful when I'm not around him!
Il Dottore: you're overreacting, You met him two days ago
Tartaglia: 💔💔😔
Tartaglia: None of you GETS it!
Tartaglia: Long distance Relationship is so hard!!!
Il Dottore: ?
Capitano: ?
Pierro: ?
Columbina: ?
La Signora: We're going to talk about this Ajax? Really?
Tsaritsa: ?
Arlecchino: Capitano's Lover think he's dead- I'm pretty sure that's worst than long distance relationship...
Arlecchino: and most of us ARE in long distance relationship.
Pantalone: Smart of you to say that, Ajax
Tartaglia: shit- uhhhh
Tartaglia: Ok I was not thinking straight.
Sandrone: You're not even straight to begin with
Tartaglia: :3
Capitano: I'll let it slide.
Tartaglia: That's why ur my fav Harbinger :D
La Signora: Why are we keeping Ajax anyway?
La Signora: @Lady_Tsaritsawith all due respect, Love and Adoration.
La Signora: Send that ginger away. For good.
La Signora: I'm sure Geo Archon wont mind having him around in Liyue 24/7.
Sandrone: Peace and quiet, Next send away Il Dottore.
Sandrone: Sold him to the Grandmaster of the Knight of Favonius, He'll buy him
Il Dottere: Excuse me???
Il Dottore: Fuck you
Sandrone: fuck you too
Pantalone: if Varka bought Zandik, Does that me I'm legally Varka's possesion too???
Tartaglia: Tf u talking about???
Capitano: I don't think that's how it works
Il Dottore: ...
Il Dottore: O H!
Pantalone: He still have the paper
Il Dottore: I do Ehehhehehehehe
Il Dottore: I HAVE THE PAPERS, FEOFAN.
Il Dottore: WHERE I'M GOING YOU'RE GOING WITH ME, WE'RE SUFFERING TOGETHER
Pantalone: Sounds hot ngl
Tartaglia: what's going on?
Il Dottore (Omega): Lies! I'm the one holding the Papers! And Sandrone only said she want Lady Tsaritsa to sell YOU!
Il Dottore (Omega): Feofan is staying in Snezhnaya! You're not taking him with you if you're sold!
Il Dottore (Omega): YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE FEOFAN THAT WAY! YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO SUFFER WITH YOU
Feofan: oh~
Feofan: Look at my Babygirl fighting my honor🤭
Il Dottore: >:(
Il Dottore: The only reason you have that papers were because you stole it from me🖕
Il Dottore (Omega): He's my Lover I think it's Appropriate if I held onto the papers 🖕
Tartaglia: What is going on????
Tartaglia: What papers!!?????
Pierro: Legally, Pantalone is Dottoree property. he bought Pantalone 400 years ago.
Tartaglia: W H A T???
Pantalone: We're equals now, we just like to joke about it
Il Dottore (Omega): I don't think so.
Il Dottore (Omega): You're mine, Papers said so and I said so. No Refund, No return and No escaping it.
Pantalone: 👁️🫦👁️
Pantalone: sure thing, Honey 🚬
Sandrone: STOP YOU'RE DISGUSTING
Il Dottore: You two really need to stop.
Tartaglia: EVEN THE ORIGINAL AGREES💀
Columbina: so are we selling Ajax and Zandik?
Tsaritsa: No. We are not selling any Harbingers...
Columbina: yay!
Columbina: My little brothers aren't being sold!!
Il Dottere: You don't want to have this argument with me again, YOU'RE THE YOUNGER SIBLING
Columbina: NU-UHHHHH
Tartaglia: aw I was expecting to have those forced marriage romance trope, Man what a waste :(
Tsaritsa: That does sounds interesting...
Il Dottore: I will kill myself if you sell me out to Varka, I swear I will do it and I'm taking all of you down with me.
Tsaritsa: don't threaten your Archon, Zandik.
Tartaglia: Force marriage with the person I love sounds so hot rn
Columbina: Is it force if you both love each other?
Tartaglia: No... But like... The concept.
Capitano: I've been through Force Marriage arrangements, It's not fun... So tense and there's no harmony
Tartaglia: You have???
Capitano: 500+ years ago were quite... Traditional.
Tartaglia: Who's the lucky lady?
Capitano: a Noble women, we didn't end up going through the wedding
La Signora: Oh did she ran away or? Elope with someone? 👀
Capitano: The Cataclysm happens
Il Dottore: the best thing that comes from it huh?
Capitano: Yes.
Tsaritsa: I can't even be mad that you find the Cataclysm at some point as a blessing, Good for you, Thrain
Tartaglia: LMAKDKFOWWJDIOS
Tartaglia: Sorry I laugh
Capitano: No no it's fine, Jester is laughing too.
Pierro: TRAITOR, I WAS NOT
Capitano: He's laughing, me and Pulcinella is next to him
Pulcinella: 100% Laughing
Pierro: The disrespect!
Columbina: .... What I'm getting is Capitano almost married a Hilichurl, Thank to the moon that didn't happen... It'll be very awkward if it does
Columbina: just imagine the married life with a Hilichurls...
Columbina: I don't think I can look at you anymore, Captain.
Columbina: The Cataclysm saved us all from Having a Harbinger that's married to a weird lil creature with a club
Arlecchino: have we ever tell you to filter yourself, Beloved Columbina?
Columbina: :)