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Coran S -> Allura A
CS: Allura! Hello and good morning to you!
AA: hello mr. smythe :)
CS: I've said this once and I'll say it again: call me CORAN!
AA: are you my friend or my director?
CS: Why not both?
CS: I trust you're at school, safe and paying attention?
AA: ...
AA: im doing the first thing
CS: Well.
CS: Good enough for me!!
AA: oh thank god
CS: Question if you aren't busy, what period do you have me?
AA: sadly enough, 7th
CS: At the very END of the day?!
CS: I'd like to have a word with the blasted idiot who arranged that
AA: jshfhdi it's alright! it gives me something to look forward to, at least :)
CS: I'm touched! :)
AA: you're welcome coran!
AA: hey, this is just out of the blue, but could you check your 7th period roster for a "Holt"?
CS: Anything for my favorite long-time student! Give me just a minute
AA: thank you!
CS: Well, it seems as though there's a freshman by the name of "Katie Holt" in your period. A friend of yours?
AA: yes, actually! i can't believe she managed to get herself into a senior production class
CS: Seems like a resourceful girl!
AA: how about Klunk?
CS: One minute, my girl...
CS: The gang is all here!
AA: HELLA
AA: uhh
AA: ignore that
CS: Can't wait to see you all this afternoon :)
AA: same to you!
AA: okay i actually have to go, so goodbye coran
CS: Farewell!
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pidgepotpie has renamed the chat "okay i don't hate school but i HATE a lot of things about public school education systems in g"
monsterfoodtruck: she died
pidgepotpie: i didn't
spicyicy: God, i can still hear her voice sometimes...
pidgepotpie: im not DEAD i hit the character limit
monsterfoodtruck: i don't think i can go on without her..
spicyicy: oh hunk, i know how you feel. it's so tragic..
pidgepotpie: you know at this point i kinda wish i could've died
monsterfoodtruck: i can't do this on my own! hold me matt
spicyicy: with great pleasure
spicyicy: we grieve together...
hlep: hold the phone
hlep: hunk, are you stealing my boyfriend
monsterfoodtruck: uh
monsterfoodtruck: only a little bit..
hlep: how did this happen hunk
pidgepotpie: well i died and then they had to grieve together
hlep: you WHAT
hlep: i,, can't believe pidge is dead.
pidgepotpie: oh my god are you doing this too
monsterfoodtruck: i know, it hurts
hlep: it feels like a part of me is missing, she can't be gone
hlep: hunk, what do i do
monsterfoodtruck: we need to grieve, so we can move on..
hlep: i don't want to move on. i just want her back
hlep: hold me hunk
monsterfoodtruck: with great pleasure
spicyicy: UM
spicyicy: HOLD THE PHONE
hlep: oh, so you can do it but i can't?
spicyicy: i will fight you
hlep: we're on the same campus, go ahead
spicyicy: watch out bitch <3
hlep: fucking try me <3333
pidgepotpie: im in CLASS stop this
monsterfoodtruck: salad
pidgepotpie: salad
flowerqueen: salad
pidgepotpie: oh, hey allura
flowerqueen: siri why can't i skip senior year
spicyicy: just get through the fall semester lura
hlep: ^^^ it gets better
pidgepotpie: siri can i skip to senior year
spicyicy: pidgey no
leggy: well i mean she's definitely smart enough
leggy: pidge do you wanna trade
leggy: freshman year for junior year?
pidgepotpie: ew no
monsterfoodtruck: nobody wants to be a sophomore :(
knifegay: i want to go home
knifegay: the only reason i haven't is because rolo implied that he's gonna kidnap me at some point
leggy: WHAT
knifegay: not in like, a dangerous way. just in a rolo way
flowerqueen: should i be concerned?
monsterfoodtruck: probably not, it's rolo.
leggy: :///
pidgepotpie: what does that mean lancey
leggy: :///
monsterfoodtruck: lancey that's not getting you anywhere
flowerqueen: or anyone
hlep: lura that's murder
leggy: jdkfjfjdldjf
knifegay: oKAY EXPLAIN
pidgepotpie: YEAH LANCE EXPLAIN
monsterfoodtruck: ENLIGHTEN US LANCE
leggy: FUCKING FINE
leggy: BUT NOT RIGHT NOW
knifegay: NOW
leggy: NO
knifegay: LANC E JUST SAY IT
leggy: B I H YOU CANT CONVINCE ME YOU DONT KNOW ALREADY
knifegay: LANCE GODAMMIT
knifegay: IM TEXTING YOU
leggy: IN CLASS CANT TALK
knifegay: BULLSHIT
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Keith K -> Lance M
KK: so
KK: e x p l a i n
LM: dude, i don't know why you're so persistent about this
LM: you're not stupid, figure it out
KK: you should at least TRY to explain yourself
LM: you should at least TRY to put two and two together
KK: lance honestly just tell me
LM: i don't NEED TO
KK: YES YOU DO
LM: SERIOUSLY KEITH
LM: DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU??
KK: Y E S
LM: gOD YOU CAN JUST FUCKING
LM: JUST
KK: oh my GOD
LM: IM NOT OBLIGATED TO CONFESS TO YOU JUST SO YOU CAN HOLD IT OVER MY FUCKING HEAD
LM: "OHH, LANCE OVERSHARES,,, OHH, LANCE FUCKED UP AND NOW KEITH GETS TO BE THE ONE WHO CALMS EVERYTHING DOWN AND LAUGHS ABOUT IT HAHA"
KK: WHAT THE FUCK
LM: DONT WHAT THE FUCK ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS
KK: I WILL WHAT THE FUCK YOU ALL I WANT
KK: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOLD IT OVER YOUR HEAD???
LM: WERE YOU PLANNING ON IGNORING IT??
KK: NO
KK: HOW DID YOU K N O W
LM: WHAT THE F U C K
KK: DONT WHAT THE FUCK ME LIKE A HYPOCRITE
LM: YOU LITERALLY JUST ADMITTED THAT YOUD LAUGH AT ME IF I CONFESSED TO YOU SO I WILL DO AS I F U C K I N G PLEASE
KK: BITCH NO THE FUCK
KK: I MEANT HOW DID YOU KNOW I LIKE YOU WHAT THE SHIT
LM: YOU WERENT SUBTLE
LM: I TAPPED YOU ON THE SHOULDER ONCE AND YOUR FACE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
KK: OH MY FICJHIHS
KK: HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIKED ME BACK
LM: I LIKED YOU FIRST ASSHAT
LM: SINCE YOUR BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR
KK: THATS LIKE TWO THIRDS OF OUR FRIENDSHIP OH GOOD GOD
KK: AND YOU KNEW WHEN I STARTED TO LIKE YOU BACK
KK: WHY DIDNT YOU S A Y ANYTHING
LM: BECAUSE I WANTED TO PLAN SOMETHING OUT SO I COULD IMPRESS YOU FOR ONCE
KK: FOR ONCE???
LM: YEAH WHAT A SHOCKER
KK: ARE YOU IMPLYING YOUVE NEVER IMPRESSED ME BEFORE
LM: Y E S
LM: LITERALLY ALL IM GOOD FOR IS BEING THE """SOCIAL GLUE""" OR WHATEVER ALLURA CALLS ME TO MY FRIENDS. NOTHING IN MY LIFE WAITS FOR ME OR PAYS ATTENTION TO ME UNLESS I FORCE IT TO. EVERYONE AROUND ME IS ALWAYS MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ME AND BETTER THAN ME AND IM JUST AVERAGE. I DONT HAVE ANY SPECIFIC TALENTS THAT ONE OF MY FRIENDS CANT DO BETTER. IM NOT SMART, IM ONLY SLIGHTLY ATTRACTIVE, AND I DONT HAVE ANY NOTABLE SKILLS.
LM: THE ONLY THING I CONSISTENTLY DO WELL IS MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES OR SOME FUCKSHIT LIKE THAT. IM A TALKER AND THATS IT. IF I CANT EVEN CONFESS TO THE GUY I LIKE WITHOUT FUCKING IT ALL UP THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT???
LM: lmao
LM: the only reason im worth ANYTHING is because you and everyone else keeps in touch with me. and like I said, it's because im a good People Person :)))
LM: and im not even that at this point. im humiliated and you're probably confused and definitely pissed off solely because of me and the fact that you kept pushing me to explain my shit.
KK: lance im so sorry
LM: you didn't actually do anything, dw
KK: no i didn't realize i swear, i shouldn't have yelled at you and im not mad
KK: i wouldn't have pestered you to tell me if i knew it was like this. im sorry
LM: ...
LM: can i ask why you were so adamant about knowing in the first place?
KK: it's ridiculous and kind of selfish honestly. can i just leave it at that?
LM: you're one of the most selfless and grounded people i know stfu
KK: i
KK: what?
LM: i mean it
KK: oh
KK: alright then. i just didn't want to jump to conclusions, in case i was wrong.
LM: keith wh
LM: even if i didn't like you, i would've been nice about it?? you know i don't hate you, right??
KK: not yet
KK: uH,,, ignore that i don't like that. it's just that every time i took a leap of faith or whatever with someone they've either come to hate me or extracted themselves from my life
KK: if that had happened with you i wouldn't know what do do with myself
LM: oh, keith
LM: god, i didn't know im sorry
KK: you really shouldn't be lancey
LM: me @ you
KK: no you
LM: godammit
KK: wow. we are idiots.
LM: we should probably talk about this
KK: yeah
KK: hey, what class are you in rn?
LM: study hall. i can leave on a bathroom pass
KK: oh hell yeah. meet me by the library!
LM: wait what class are you in?
KK: ap bio
LM: kEITH NO STAY IN CLASS
KK: NOPE
LM: HOW ARE YOU NOT FAILING
KK: WHO KNOWS
LM: KKDFJKDFVBJH I LOVE YOU IM COMING DOWN
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pidgepotpie: they've been quiet for a while
flowerqueen: i hope they're okay..
monsterfoodtruck: ^^ maybe we shouldn't have egged them on? idk i feel bad
spicyicy: i think someone should talk to them
hlep: i can do it
spicyicy: baby, are you sure?
hlep: don't baby me, im fine
flowerqueen: go for it shiro, they're likely to listen to you
hlep: gotcha :)
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Lance M -> Keith K
LM: hey, i love you
KK: great, why are you texting me when you are literally in my lap
LM: talking ruins the mood
LM: ;)))
KK: you're stupid, i love you too
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Rolo Y -> Keith K
RY: hey is that you in the hallway
KK: no
RY: it is
KK: im busy
RY: with what?
RY: ohhh you're with lance
RY: having fun, i see
RY: wink wink nudge nudge
KK: :/
RY: so, i don't wanna bother you
KK: i sense a but
RY: but im going to bother you
RY: nyma, plax, and i are all ditching school going to mcdonalds for all 3 of the lunch periods
KK: it's 2nd period?
RY: not anymore. how long have you been out here?
KK: sHIT I DIDNT BRING MY STUFF WITH ME
RY: plax has psych right after you, she's got it
KK: oh good. tell her i said thanks
RY: tell her yourself, come eat with us.
KK: im bringing lance
RY: hella :)
KK: you like him more, don't you?
RY: can't deny it
KK: same
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Takashi S -> Lance M
TS: hey, everything okay?
LM: I HAVE A DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
LM: YUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHYUHHHHHHHH
TS: so i take it things went well?
LM: eventually! god im so happy shiro
LM: i like him a lot this is great jdhdiddkskhc
TS: glad to hear it! im so happy for you guys :D
LM: awww im happy for me too :3
LM: anyway tell everyone that keith and i aren't gonna be at lunch ;)))
TS: Okay Whoa There
LM: we're going to mcdonalds
TS: oh
TS: damn, you guys are lame
LM: >:0
TS: :)
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hlep: okay guys, they're both doing great and KLANCE IS CANON and also they're running off to elope at mcdonalds during lunch
knifegay: okay guys, sorry Lance and i have been silent but we're doing great and are running off to elope at mcdonalds during lunch
knifegay: wait holy shit
hlep: im so proud of my baby brother :')
knifegay: :)
knifegay: im the better sibling
leggy: i can vouch for that!!
pidgepotpie: idk,,, matt is a pretty great brother
spicyicy: WAIT REALLY
pidgepotpie: YES REALLY U EGG I LOVE YOU
spicyicy: I LOVE YOU TOO KATIE OMG
leggy: he called her katie :0
flowerqueen: katieeeeeee
flowerqueen: pidge chose the cutest name tbh
monsterfoodtruck: so nobody else cares that they're eloping at mcdonalds
spicyicy: nah
leggy: hey hunk you can come along if you wanna skip three periods
monsterfoodtruck: oh
monsterfoodtruck: yeah no, the first day of school is the only enjoyable one so im not gonna miss out lmao
knifegay: suit yourself
knifegay: hEY LANCE COME HERE
leggy: SHIT DONT LEAVE ME
knifegay: THE LETS GO
leggy: <333
knifegay: <33333 you are like a little baby
leggy: bully
hlep: they are,, exactly the same as before, but now with hearts
flowerqueen: did anyone expect them to be a really gross domestic couple tho
monsterfoodtruck: i kind of did honestly. not publicly, but when they're alone
pidgepotpie: sex
spicyicy: KATIE YOURE FOUR STFU
pidgepotpie: i take it back Keith is the best sibling
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Lance M -> Keith K
LM: hey, i don't tell you this enough but you're hot
KK: i have six fries in my mouth and a happy meal box on my head
LM: like a model
KK: hey look up
LM: wh
LM: bETRAYAL
LM: THERES KETCHUP ON MY SHIRT YOU CUNT
KK: <3
LM: <33333333