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pidgeotto added kogayne , constantvigilance , hunkofburninlove , sashayaway , shirogayne , mattata , adamn , imsoalluring , and romellewoods to the chat
pidgeotto: SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER AND IM NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED TO START HIGH SCHOOL
sashayaway: mood except with taking the sat
constantvigilance: oof, dont even talk about that stuff..i am /not/ prepared for junior year @ arus
hunkofburninlove: mood except with taking the act
constantvigilance: bOI WHAT DID I /JUST/ SAY
hunkofburninlove: ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
kogayne: why is this chat even a thing
pidgeotto: bc ~friendship~ keith
constantvigilance: yea!! friendship is magic mullet!
sashayaway: ...isnt that my little pony
constantvigilance: ...maybe...
imsoalluring: okay but why are /we/ in the chat??
imsoalluring: we're not even in high school
romellewoods: shh babe,, the Kids™ want our Wise Wisdom
adamn: "Wise Wisdom" lmao we're all dumbasses here
mattata: speak for yourself, im a Certified Genius
adamn: sure jan
shirogayne: sounds fake but okay
hunkofburninlove: wow adashi is savage today
adamn: *everyday
mattata: i came out to have a good time and honestly feel so attacked right now
pidgeotto: anyWAYS!! i just wanted to make a chat for the Squad™,, iss not that deep karen
imsoalluring: *gasp*
romellewoods: you either die an allura or live long enough to see yourself become a karen
constantvigilance: smh fake news, allura is a goddess and we all know it
hunkofburninlove: true
sashayaway: true
kogayne: true
shirogayne: true
pidgeotto: true
adamn: true
mattata: true
romellewoods: ...
imsoalluring: ...
romellewoods: fucking karen >:3
imsoalluring: mmMmMM ohmYGOD
kogayne: ... anyways,,
kogayne: can i add rolo
pidgeotto: sslaldkehakla,, sure i guess
kogayne: !!
kogayne added thelastrolo
thelastrolo: ...what is this
kogayne: group chat for the High School Squad™ plus the Adults™
thelastrolo: ahh, okay
constantvigilance named the chat OPERATION PUT DOWN RACHEL MCCLAIN
constantvigilance: hey everybody, today my twin stole my jacket again, so im starting a kickstarter to put her down. the benefits of killing her would be, i would have my jacket stolen way less
kogayne: smh just wear your letterman jacket instead
constantvigilance: bOI YOU STILL HAVE IT
kogayne: shit u right
thelastrolo: why does keith have your letterman jacket?
kogayne: i was cold at one of the football games last year and he let me borrow it and i keep forgetting to give it back
thelastrolo: i asked lance, not you babe
kogayne: sorry
constantvigilance: ..
thelastrolo: lance?
constantvigilance: ??
thelastrolo: why does keith have your letterman
constantvigilance: uhh, like he /just/ said,, i let him borrow it at a football game cause he was cold.. its not like i was using it anyways considering i was, ya know, /playing/
thelastrolo: hm, okay
pidgeotto: sooo
pidgeotto: anyWAYS
pidgeotto: no lance, we will not kill rach
hunkofburninlove: wasn't the jacket hers in the first place??
constantvigilance: TINY INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE DETAILS HUNK
sashayaway: *kronk voice* riiiiiight
mattata: ajslaksjska EMPERORS NEW GROOVE WAS THE HEIGHT OF COMEDY AND NOTHING WILL EVER TOP IT
romellewoods: F A C T S
imsoalluring: accurate
kogayne: ive never seen it
pidgeotto: what
hunkofburninlove: what
adamn: what
constantvigilance: WHAT
shirogayne: smh i thought i raised you better
thelastrolo: ..i havent seen it either
pidgeotto: 110% this is the worst development to come out of the chat
romellewoods: group chat /immediately/ cancelled
constantvigilance: thats it. keith youre coming over and we're going to watch it
kogayne: ..do i have a choice?
constantvigilance: n o
kogayne: *sigh* ill be over in 20
constantvigilance: bitch you better
kogayne: later dudes,, apPARENTLY i have to drive now
constantvigilance: oh boo hoo,, but im gonna go too.. ya boi has gotta set up the movie and snacks!!
pidgeotto: make a pillow and blanket fort!!
constantvigilance: on it!
thelastrolo: i will take my leave as well, keith isnt in the chat right now and i have to leave for work anyways
thelastrolo: bye
mattata: pidge
pidgeotto: ??
mattata: have you,,
mattata: gone school shopping yet??
pidgeotto: !!
pidgeotto: aBOUT THAT
mattata: get ready loser we're going shopping
pidgeotto: DAMMIT
mattata: lmao bye guys, time to prevent pidge from procrastinating
pidgeotto: DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE
mattata: >:3
imsoalluring: ...
romellewoods: ...
hunkofburninlove: ...
sashayaway: ...
adamn: ...
shirogayne: ...
imsoalluring: ..triple date?
sashayaway: triple date.
adamn: laser tag in 10!!
hunkofburninlove: lets goooo
constantvigilance > kogayne
constantvigilance: you almost here?
kogayne: yeah, just stopped at a gas station to fill up and grab snacks
constantvigilance: grab me a slushy?
kogayne: already got it
constantvigilance: !! ily !!
kogayne: smh
kogayne: hey,, sorry about rolo in the chat earlier
kogayne: he just gets really insecure sometimes i think
kogayne: i brought your letterman with me to give it back
constantvigilance: nah, keep it. it looks better in you anyways and i never wear it
constantvigilance: also, do you ever
constantvigilance: does it ever seem like
constantvigilance: nvm
kogayne: uhm, okayyy??
kogayne: but thanks for letting me keep the jacket
constantvigilance: no problem
kogayne: btw what snacks do you have
constantvigilance: if you're asking about sour gummy worms, then yes obviously i have them
constantvigilance: i always keep a stash of them in case you come around lmao
kogayne: jdkalaja!! thanks!!
constantvigilance: what are friends for :)
kogayne: :^) <3
constantvigilance: <3
constantvigilance added pidgeotto , mattata , shirogayne , adamn , hunkofburninlove , sashayaway , imsoalluring , and romellewoods to the chat
constantvigilance: okay
constantvigilance: is everyone here in agreement that rolo is an asshole and treats keith like shit?
pidgeotto: i mean, i dont like him but it seems like he makes keith happy
pidgeotto: i mean the jacket thing was weird but it wasnt like he was /really/ doing anything horrible to keith
hunkofburninlove: idk man, i just get this really bad vibe from him
romellewoods: ditto!
hunkofburninlove: :0
romellewoods: :0
constantvigilance: see! thank you!! hunk gets it!
sashayaway: but also, we dont exactly have any evidence of him /actually/ treating keith bad
hunkofburninlove: ^^exactly
constantvigilance: my thanks have been removed
shirogayne: im not a huge fan of him either, it seems like keith is always coming home crying about something that he did that got rolo upset
adamn: ^^ive seen that too, and when he explains it we're not even sure if keith /actually/ did something wrong to warrant rolo's anger
shirogayne: but theres also days where he'll come home really happy because of rolo
adamn: hes even talked about getting promise rings and telling rolo that he loves him
imsoalluring: i mean they have been together for like,, 2 years
constantvigilance: yeah, their two years is this august
constantvigilance: just...im worried about him. i literally had to talk him out of a panic attack like ten minutes ago bc he was freaking out about the jacket thing
pidgeotto: why was he freaking out so bad??
constantvigilance: idk but he kept looking at his phone so im assuming rolo had been texting him some shit
sashayaway: texting?? i thought rolo had work?
hunkofburninlove: ^^and isnt he a mechanic at Beezer's?? he definitely wouldn't be able to use his phone
imsoalluring: why would he lie about work?
mattata: think about it, why would a scumbag of a boyfriend lie about where they are
mattata: theres really only two main options and somehow i dont think rolo is planning some big surprise for keith right now
shirogayne: you dont really think he's cheating?
constantvigilance: i wouldn't put it past him
constantvigilance named the group KEITH PROTECTION SQUAD
romellewoods: accurate
imsoalluring: alright, so who's gonna go to beezers and check this out
constantvigilance: unfortunately, i cant. im still with keith and he'll be out the bathroom soon.
constantvigilance: that boy needs a good cuddle and a blanket around him
romellewoods: since lura and i are on campus now, we cant either
imsoalluring: ^^
pidgeotto: i thought you guys were on your triple date?
imsoalluring: we were. but we had to leave early to get started on recruitment prep.
romellewoods: ^^ bid day wont decorate itself!!
mattata: pidgey and i can go
mattata: i can just pretend i need something fixed on my car
shirogayne: matt, you need everything fixed on your car
adamn: if i have to hear your muffler scraping against the pavement one more time so hELP ME-
mattata: :^O
shirogayne: >B^)
mattata: T-T
adamn: ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
sashayaway: what..just happened
hunkofburninlove: shh, dont worry about it sweetheart
sashayaway: !!! <3 !!!
hunkofburninlove: <3<3<3
constantvigilance: uhm, hello??
pidgeotto: matt and i are on our way already, dont worry about it
constantvigilance: thanks pidgeon!! i gotta go, keiths coming back
pidgeotto: see ya, Operation Expose Rolo is a go go
constantvigilance: B^)
pidgeotto: B^)