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IcanFly: OMGIFDIJDIJIJDF
Bakageyama: What the fuck are you on?
IcanFly: On your dick, wdym 🙄✋
Bakageyama: I mean...he's not lying...
Mom: HINATA SHOYO, DELETE THAT FUCKING MESSAGE RIGHT NOW
Dad: I knew Hinata was going to get corrupted sooner or later...
Kitten: and it's all because of Bokuto and Kuro :)
OwlDaddy: WHAT?? I WOULD NEVER TEACH MY DISCIPLE THAT!!
Tsukki: can I just leave this chat already, I'm done with all of your weird shit
Gucci: Tsukki, no! It'll be so lonely without you 😿
Tsukki: ugh...fine...
Shittykawa: AWWWWDWWDFWD, that's so sweet! look at tsukki-chan staying because of his boyfriend, so sweet!!
Tsukki: don't call me that, ew 🤢🤢
Shitty: lol but you let tada-chan call you daddy 🤭🤭
Tsukki has left the chat
Shittykawa added Tsukki to the chat
Shittykawa: lol
Mom: so, is anyone going to talk about what hinata and kageyama are doing right now?
Kitten: why the fuck would we want to know what they're doing.
Shittykawa: suga-chan 😏😏
Dad: Suga 🙁
Mom: I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING
Shittykawa: exactly 😏😏😏
Catdaddy: wait, sugawara wants to watch hinata and kageyama fuck? lol
Mom: I NEVER SAID THAT??
Owldaddy: wait, where?? where are they fucking?
Prettysetter: what the fuck, bokuto-san
Owldaddy: gasp akaashi never cusses
PrettySetter: i only do when someone says something idiotic, like what you just said a second ago
Owldaddy: that hurted 🙁
PrettySetter: 😂😂
Mattsun's bae: HEYYY, WHAT'S UP BITCHES 🤪🤪
Shittykawa: this bitch is on crack every damn day
Iwa-chan: shittykawa, you shouldn't be fucking talking 😂
Shittykawa: lol iwa-chan you love me 🙄✋
Iwa-chan: lol true true
Kitten: what the actual hell happened to this group chat and why are they all acting like idiots
DemonSenpai: weren't they all idiots before?
Kitten: true
Beanpole: Hey, Yaku-san! Am I an idiot?
DemonSenpai: yes, lev, yes, you're an absolute idiotic beanpole who doesn't know how to fucking spike a ball across the damn net
Beanpole: :'(
Catdaddy: jeez, yaku, you didn't need to go that far
DemonSenpai: lol idc, he needs to learn
10dough: FEVJBKVNEFRFVKJHFNEVFKHD HEYFVRGIJ
Mom: wtf 🙁 are you okay?
10dough: LMAO AM I EVER OKAY?? NO 😂😂😂😂
MiracleBoy: Tendou, what is wrong with you?
Shittykawa: that made me laugh more than it should've mad me
10dough: HJSQBKSHBSHSAHASBHJ
Jesus: ^ me everyday whenever i get notifications for this gc
Kitten: ^
Akaashi: ^^
Tsukki: ^^^
Dad: literally, the only time asahi talks, he has to say how much he hates this group chat
Jesus: my brain cells disintegrate every time i read a text message
Dad: okay
Kitten: Okay, but my fellow sad friends, who wants to come over to my house to play some games, Kuro and Bokuto arent invited 🥳🥳
Killmimi: Hmu, I'll bring the snacks
Tsukki: If it's to get away from these idiots, then sure.
PrettySetter: I'd come even if Kenma didn't invite me 🙂
Kitten: what would we do 🤔
PrettySetter: the regular 😳😳
CatDaddy: okay, i'm actually hurt :(
Kitten: that you don't get any? lol you think i care? 😹
OwlDaddy: Kenma, can I PLEASEEE come over?? 🥺🥺
Kitten: hmm..
OwlDaddy: Please? :'(
Kitten: ugh, fine..but only because i love you 🙄
CatDaddy: no one loves me here
Shittykawa: I love you, Tetsu-chan! 😘
CatDaddy: guess i'll run away with Oiks and live my life with him 😭
Kitten: lol i won't miss you if that's what you think
Iwa-chan: Okay, what the fuck is actually this gc
Mom: We can never have a normal conversation 😃
PrettySetter: okay, okay, but wait
Kitten: 🧐
Mom: 🤨🤨
PrettySetter: what about hinata and kageyama?
CatDaddy: you want to watch them do the do instead of doing it with me 🙄
PrettySetter: just stop
CatDaddy: no :)c
Killmimi: is this what love-hate relationships be like?
Kitten: More like hate-hate relationships lol
CatDaddy: kenma...😿
Tsukki: 😹😹
Kitten: you can't take a damn joke ❤️
CatDaddy: AWWWWWSWS, SO YOU ACTUALLY LOVE ME 😻😻😻
Kitten: sure
Tsukki: 🤢🤢relationships🤢🤢
Mom: you're the most hypocritical guy in this gc, tsukishima
Dad: yeah, you're always so sappy with yams wtf
Tsukki: idk what you're talking about?
Mom: [Image(s) attached: 192] All the photo's I took of you and yamaguchi being sappy asf
Tsukki: REMOVE THAT RIGHT NOW ISTG I WILL STRANGLE YOU AND FEED YOU TO DAMN DOGS
Mattsun's bae: LMAAOSAO WTF 😭
Gucci: That's why you don't get Tsukki mad 🤭
PrettySetter: wtf...
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