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[Hayloft.]
Dream: that was.
GeorgeNotFound: yeah.
Dream: GEORGE
[GeorgeNotFound is offline.]
Dream: george :(((
Vice President: simp
Secretary Of State: simp
Guard: simp
Sapnap: simp
Dream: we need to do nicknames.
Dream: these names r so boring.
Guard 2: okay!
[Guard 2 has changed their name to Bicon.]
[Secretary Of State has changed their name to Crime child.]
Furry: finally.
[Furry has changed their name to Fundy boi.]
[Dream has removed admin powers from Fundy.]
[Dream has changed Fundy boi's name to FURRY BITCH.]
FURRY BITCH: OH FUCK YOY DRAM
Crime child: pAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHSHAUHD DRAM
Vice President: APSPCHHSUBUCHDSH YEAHHHH U FURRY BITCH ASS
FURRY BITCH: I HATE IT HERE
[President Soot is online.]
President Soot: dont bully people tommy
[President Soot is offline.]
Vice President: ha
Vice President: well uhm
[Vice President has changed President Soot's name to depressed homicidal emotionally repressed arsonist.]
[Vice President has changed their name to depression arc.]
[depressed homicidal emotionally repressed arsonist has came online.]
depressed homicidal emotionally repressed arsonist: this name is too long.
[depressed homicidal emotionally repressed arsonist has changed their name to DHERA.]
[DHERA is offline.]
depression arc: well.
depression arc: im sad
Dream: literally nobody cares
[Dream has changed their name to Nightmare.]
depression arc: that name is about as original as the homework i cheated on.
depression arc: thats. that sounds wrong.
Crime child: did...did
depression arc: NO NO NOSJ OJ N ON ONO I STOP YOUR INCRIMEINATING ME FUCK OFF
depression arc: FUCK SUUUY YOU FUCK u YSHUY YIY
Nightmare: moving on. @GeorgeNotFound change ur name before i change it for u
[GeorgeNotFound is online.]
[GeorgeNotFound has changed their name to Im Sleeping.]
Nightmare: *sigh* y wont u love me?????
Crime child: hes gone dream.
Nightmare: :(
Crime child: HES GONE
depression arc: OH MY GOD WHERE"D HE GO
Crime child: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FURRY BITCH: gogy better me gone.
FURRY BITCH: be*
Crime child: BEE
depression arc: no. no bee.
Crime child: ...
Crime child: going dark
depression arc: yeah. yeah. u beter.
FURRY BITCH: beater
depression arc: wife
Nightmare: the fuck is this convo
Crime child: dont you wanna know, weatherboy?
Nightmare: IM NOT A FUCKINGW EATHERBOY
Crime child:
Nightmare: no no no no no n o wait wait no tubbo tubbo
Nightmare: TUBBO TUBBO PLS TUB PLS NO WAIT IM SOREYRY IM SORYS SRYY
Crime child: u do not fucking yell at me.
depression arc: GET HIM TUBBO
Crime child: YEAHHHHHH
FURRY BITCH: didnt u jst say not to yell at u??
Crime child: tommy has best friend prevlige
depression arc: get shitted on, ranboo, im tje best friend
Crime child: I SHOULD GET RANBOO IN HERE
Crime child: WAIT DREAM CAN I ADD HIM
Nightmare: OKAY PLS DONT KILL ME
[Crime child has added Ranboo.]
[depression arc changed Ranboo's name to Ranboob.]
Ranboob: why.
Ranboob: hello
Niki: hello!! my brother :D
Ranboo: heyo
[Private messages between Dream and Tubbo.]
Tubbo: welcome him.
[Hayloft.]
Nightmare: welcome ranboo
Nightmare: how r u? ive seen u over
Ranboob: im good. school has been school.
[Exiled is online.]
Exiled: why is that still my name.
Exiled: disgusting.
[Exiled has changed their name to Technoblade.]
Technoblade: ranboo u need help, tell me.
Ranboob: oh
Ranboob: okay blade
Ranboob: can i call u that?
Technoblade: ig
depression arc: wtf
depression arc: why do people like ranboo more then me.
depression arc: uve known him for five seconds and uve known me for years.
Technoblade: exactly
depression arc: why.
Ranboob: sorry, tommy.
depression arc: its fine ranboob
depression arc: ig
Ranboob: :D
depression arc: dont smile at me.
Ranboob: :|
depression arc: good.
DHERA: tommy. dms now.
depression arc: oh god.
Nightmare: OOOOOOOOOooOoOOooOOOOooo
Sapnap: iS HE IN TROUBLE
Nightmare: isnt he always in trouble?
Crime child: oh boy. better prepare the window.
Crime child: wrong chat.
[Crime child has deleted 1 message(s).]
Ranboob: *eyes*
Nightmare: sightl worried ngl
Sapnap: @depression arc blink twice if u need help
Crime child: today i went to english class. the teachera was an asshole.
Crime child: she tried to fucking attack the attention of the class to emabarrass me
Technoblade: i'd ask for her name, but im pretty sure uve already burend down her house.
Crime child: ranboo. dont u have a story to tell.
Ranboob: oh yeah. that. basically it rained and i burned then i woke up and was at tubbos house. i have no clue howthis happend.
Crime child: u sleep walked
Nightmare: ranboo sleep wlaks????
Crime child: he walke all the way tom y house.
Nightmare: note to self: if i have a sleep over with ranboo, lock him in a room.
depression arc: this username is rlly accurate rn
depression arc: ranboo can just teleport lmao
Technoblade: HE CAN TELEPORT? MAIN CHARACTER.
Ranboob: okay wellim not a main character
Technoblade: "NOT MAIN CHARACTER" MY ASS. YOU CAN TELEPORT.
Nightmare: ranboo i might need ur servises. can u stel smth for me.
Technoblade: TOMMY URE GETTING REPLACED
depression arc: OIII FUCKY OU BITCH FUCK YOU FUCXK
depression arc: *cat with tears in his eyes*
depression arc: FUCK WRONG CHT
[depression arc has deleted 1 message(s).]
Nightmare: whats the rigt chat???
depression arc: the crying chat. duh.
Ranboob: im there everyday.