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The Miners (cuz we're minors, hahah)
The biggest man: hey guys
The biggest man: a bit of a problem
arson: wats wrang
memory boy: ?
Fucking Dying Inside: r u dying?
The biggest man: im o muh of a bigg man to die
The biggest man: you fuck
Fucking Dying Inside: fuck you
The biggest man: anyway
The biggest man: my parets r hoem so purp can i com over?
arson: PAH HOEM
memory boy: tubbo
arson: ranboo
Fucking Dying Inside: sure tom u r always welcome
The biggest man: thanks dude
The biggest man: gonna go pack some big man shit cuz who knows when they'll leave
arson: ok!! seeya laata tomme!
memory boy: be safe
The biggest man: i have no need for safety
arson: rembered thaat timre u almost busted ur heaed opan?
The biggest man: suddenly im a ranboo kinnie
memory boy: HA
Fucking Dying Inside: *screenshots*
The biggest man: ew who types out "screenshots"
The biggest man: fucking cringe ew why r u my friends
arson: bc u love us <3333
The biggest man: i love no one other then the queen
memory boy: what abut wilbur
arson: oh no
Fucking Dying Inside: oh no
memory boy: did i do something wrong?
arson: o h n o
The biggest man: I DOU NTO FUCLIG CARWA BOUTF WILBU$EHS$ HES A IYBTICH A BITCHBOY HES SUCHA BITVCH
The biggest man: HE DONTREA GOT AHRYTANY WORMEN HES A FUCKIGS AFISH FUCKER EHE HE DIESNT NOT ROTERH HES FOSO FUKCHG UUGLY OH MY GOD IAGTE YOU I HATE UYYOTU PSUSY BIFCH DICSK ASS
memory boy: dear lord
memory boy: wait "fish fer"????????????
arson: tom u nede t o pack fro purpleds house
The biggest man: YEH WILBR FUCKIEDA FUISH NAMED SALY
The biggest man: FUSSY
Fucking Dying Inside: i regret ever being conceived
memory boy: same man
The biggest man: fuck my parents r fighitng
The biggest man: 1 sec
arson: *thumbs up*
memory boy: ok but wilbur ffed a fish?
arson: say fuck
Fucking Dying Inside: do it ranboo
Fucking Dying Inside: say fuck
memory boy: no
arson: do it
Fucking Dying Inside: do it
memory boy: mom come pick me up im scared
memory boy: wait no she'd tell me to get better grades ha
Fucking Dying Inside: whenvr some1 says sometihn veryc depsrssing and ends it with "ha" know that sehthey ar fsuffering mentaly
memory boy: ha
arson: you guys need hugs
Fucking Dying Inside: ew wtf no
memory boy: please yes
The biggest man: the duality of man
arson: hi tommy!!!!
The biggest man: hi tubbo :D
memory boy: did we just get soft tommy?
Fucking Dying Inside: oh tomys outside brb
The biggest man: why tf is it so cold???
Fucking Dying Inside: tommy forgot to wear a fucking coat
Fucking Dying Inside: im commiting ctimes
arson: tommy!! u need coats!! >:(
The biggest man: no im such a big man i dont need warmth
The biggest man: or loving parents
arson:
Fucking Dying Inside:
memory boy: relatable
arson: that should neot be relatable
Fucking Dying Inside: my parents shoud've taken care of me but look at me now
arson: u r ruining the vibes
Fucking Dying Inside: sorry
arson: yeah
arson: apologize
Fucking Dying Inside: die
arson: im going to stab u
The biggest man: stop leaving me out
memory boy: awwwwwwwww clingyinnit
The biggest man: NO IA XM NOT CLINGYV YUO DUMBF DUB BOOB BOY BOYAH RUCK YOU FUCK UFUCK OF F PUSSY RICK
arson: tommyyyyyyyyy
The biggest man: NO NI NO FUCKY OU STOP NO FCUK I NIT CLINY NOT OT IM OT CLINGY FUK OFF
Fucking Dying Inside: awww tommy
The biggest man: IM GOINGFR EWTO RUCKING STAB YPU BITCXH BOY IM HATE U FUCK YU
[Arson changed The biggest man name to Clingyinnit]
Clingyinnit: FU XK FUCKY OU FUCKU UO BUTC BITCH CFBITCXH IDIOT UDMB I BATE U FKUCK
Clingyinnit: I WIL LTOG O TO PHILZA MINECRAFA HOUSE DNT FUKING TEXT ME
Fucking Dying Inside: pog
arson: pog
memory boy: pog
Clingyinnit: I'm going to kill all of you.
memory boy: u h o h