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[Dream has created a chat between Wilbur Soot, GeorgeNotFound...]
[Dream has changed the chat name to This Is Love.]
Dream: hello everyone
Dream: ive gathered u here today cuz im bored
TommyInnit: HELLO THERE BIG MEN
Wilbur Soot: ew why is the child here
TommyInnit: FUCK YOU WILBITCH
[TommyInnit has changed their name to BIGGEST MAN EVER.]
[Technoblade has changed BIGGEST MAN EVER's name to child.]
[Technoblade went offline.]
child: FUCK YOU TECHNO
Purpled: ok we all know each other rigt?
GeorgeNotFound: no
Dream: INTRODUCTIONS
child: my name is TommyInnit, im the biggest man ever, hide ur women
child: he/him ig
Dream: fuck you i was supposed to go first
[Dream has muted child.]
Tubbo: unmute him >:(((
Dream: srry tubbo gimme a sec
Tubbo: >:((((
Tubbo: i will fucking tear you apart, limb by limb. i will skin you and force feed it to u
Dream: pls
Dream: my name is dream and im bigger then tommy and i use he/him
Tubbo: unmute him now wamy head aches and hes screaming >:(
Dream: fine tubbo
[Dream has unmuted child.]
child: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK TOYU FUCK YO FUC OUT FUCK YOU FUCKUCBXSHUHAUSYDHUDHYY
Tubbo: thats my beaets freind tahere
child: u r pog tubzo
Wilbur Soot: Shouldve kept the child mute
Wilbur Soot: my name is wilbur and im tommy and technso brother, i use he/him.
child: ew i wan tubb to be my broter
child: not ur bitchass
Dream: okay someone else start please im getting a heacahe
GeorgeNotFound: no
Sapnap: my name is sapnap and i use he/him bitches
Sapnap: im also single ;)
GeorgeNotFound: disgusting. get out.
GeorgeNotFound: dream kick him out
Dream: only if u kiss me <3
[GeorgeNotFound has left the chat.]
Fundy: well thats just sad
Fundy: im fundy. im not a furry, shut up tommy. i like foxes and i use he/him
Wilbur Soot: AWWW MY LITTLE FURRY
child: EW HES A FURRY
Fundy: NO STOP
[Wilbur Soot has changed Fundy's name to Furry <3.]
Furry <3: NO STOP IT
Wilbur Soot: MY LITTLE FURRY SON AWWWWW
child: that is so embarrassing
child: u must be so embarrassed
Furry <3: I HATE U
Tubbo: its the daddy issues for me
Furry <3: ...
[Furry <3 is offline.]
Tubbo: good. my name is tubbo!! i like bees :D
Tubbo: what r pronouns?
Wilbur Soot: they are what u refer to someone with, like 'he is a deadman and i hate him. his dumbassery is going to kill him.' there is they/them, he/him and she/her :D
Dream: there is also other pronouns called neropronouns :D could search 'em up if u want
child: why didnt anyone explain that to me when i first learn about them??
child: i will fucking kill you
child: bitch
Tubbo: i use he/him
Eret: hi!! my name is Eret, i use any pronouns!!!
Tubbo: HI ERET!! WEREN U THE ONE WHO WERE A DRESS TO SCHOOL?
Eret: yes :D
Tubbo: OMG ITS WAS SO COOL
Tubbo: IT LOOKED SO GOOD ON U
Tubbo: QUEEN SHIT
Eret: !!!!! thank you!!!!!!!!!
Jack manifold: hello i am jack manifold, i use he/him
Jack manifold: tommy watch ur back
child: FUCK OU BITCH
child: BALD BITCH
Nikki: hello!! i am niki, i dont think ive met a lot of u! im friends with wilbur & fundy and a few others!! tommy, u r very funny. i use she/her
child: what
child: THANK U NIKKI THAT IS
child: GOOD BYE TUBBO
child: NIKKI IS MY BEST FRIEND NOW
Tubbo: i will put u in a small, tiny hole. u will not be able to even fucking stand. itll be very damp and gross. it will be very dark.
Tubbo: im ur best freind
Tubbo: right?
child: MHM MHMMM YEP YEAH YEAH TUBBO MY BESTEST FRIEND PLEASE DO NOT KILL ME HAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tubbo: great!
Quackity: HOLA
Quackity: im quackity and im signle (;;;;;; i use he/im
Sapnap: u r fucking SEXY
child: EW
Tubbo: EW
Purpled: EW
Quackity: u havent seen me yet???
Sapnap: u talk sexily
Quackity: ;)
Dream: please stop.
Dream: i will have nightmares.
child: deserved.
Niki: tommy dont be mean
child: niki
child: it is my purpose
Niki: no. ur purpose is to be the biggest man
Niki: u wont be the biggest man if ure mean
child: i am suddenly extremely nice.