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Gravity: @angry pomeranian, I'll find you and destroy you.

 

 

 

 Froppy: um ... what happened?

 

 

 

 My Fair Lady: I think it has to do with the explosion five minutes ago.

 

 

 

 Rock and Roll never die: we heard it in my room too.

 

 

 

 Froppy: Wait ...we?  were you together?

 

 

 

 My Fair Lady: Uhm….

 

 

 

 Gravity: Cute 💕

 

 Gravity: But not now.

 

 Gravity: I'm angry now

 

 Gravity: Someone has to pay.

 

 

 

 Mom Friend: Can I remember again that murder is against school rules?!

 

 

 Gravity: I won't kill him.

 

 Gravity: First I'll beat him to death, then I'll fly him to the sun.

 

 Gravity: Last time I checked

 

 Gravity: It wasn't murder

 

 

 

 Mom Friend: My god.

 

 

 

 God Sex: Um ... what happened?

 

 

 

 Gravity: It happened that your boyfriend ruined a moment between Deku and Todoroki-kun

 

 Gravity: Blowing up Deku's room door!

 

 

 

 Froppy: Why?

 

 

 

 Gravity: He was looking for Mina

 

 Gravity: to make her delete the photos

 

 Gravity: he thought she was hidden in Deku's room… so.

 

 

 

 My Fair Lady: I wonder how Todoroki- kun reacted to the intrusion.

 

 

 Rock and Roll never die: I doubt he didn’t beat Bakougo's ass.

 

 

 

 Alien Queen: He did beat Bakougo's ass!

Alien Queen: It was awesome!

 

 

 

 Froppy: Are you still alive?

 

 

 

 Alien Queen: You underestimate my power

 

 Alien Queen: and also how resistant the school vents are

 

 Alien Queen: they would even withstand an atomic bomb

 

 

 

 God Sex: Bakougo was looking for you

 

 

 

 Alien Queen: And he failed.

 

 Alien Queen: By the way

 

 Alien Queen: I told you.

 

 

 

 Gravity: I'm happy, but

 

 Gravity: My money!

 

 

 

 God Sex: Don't worry, there will be other chancetunities.

 

 

 

 Gravity: But today everything was perfect!

 

 Gravity: We just had to wait

 

 Gravity: And something would have happened

 

 Gravity: If only someone hadn't interfered!

 

 

 

 My Fair Lady: At this point, we need a plan.

 

 My Fair Lady: I doubt we will be able to rely on chance again

 

Gravity: 😢

 

 

Alien Queen: cheer up!

 

 Alien Queen: meanwhile, for consolation

 

 Alien Queen: here's a blessed image!

Alien Queen: image.jpg

 

 

 

Gravity: ankakahahaakakka

 

 

Froppy:❤❤

 

 

My Fair Lady:😍

 

Gravity: They were holding hands!

 

 Gravity: There is nothing straight about this!

 

 

 

 Mom Friend: You and Tsuyu always hold hands.

 

 

 Froppy: Exactly

 

 

 

 Mom Friend: Oh….

 

 Mom Friend: OH!

 

 

 

 Gravity: Well, he got it

 

 

 

 Alien Queen: It was pretty obvious.

 

 

 

 Mom Friend: Not for me.

 

 

 

 Gravity: Not for him.

 

 Gravity: anyway

 

 Gravity: you think of something

 

 Gravity: to overcome the level of bromance

 

 

Froppy: And you?

 

 

 

 Gravity: I'm going hunting, of course

 

 Gravity: Bakougo will pay for it.

Gravity: I will have his head

Gravity: or is money

Gravity: I will decide later.

 

 

 

 God Sex: She's not serious, isn't she?

 

 

 

 Mom Friend: I wouldn't hope if I were you.

 

 

Notes:

-english isn't my first language, so I'm sorry for any errors.