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The Fine Art of Screwing Up Spectacularly - A comprehensive guide, by Kate Bishop by M_Niche for King_valkyrie121
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021)
13 May 2025
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“So,” she said, drawing the word out like it might buy her a few seconds of courage. “Hypothetically, if someone you knew and, like, mentored a little bit happened to be calling you from the NYPD’s holding station—hypothetically—would you be inclined to help them out?”
The pause that followed was long. Measured. Lethal.
“You’re where?”
Kate flinched. “Midtown precinct. Room’s a little cold, honestly. Could use a jacket. Or, like, bail money.”
“Katherine Bishop, I swear to God...”
The full name. Great. Always a crowd-pleaser.
“I didn’t do anything wrong,” she rushed to explain. [...]
“You got arrested.”
“Technically detained,” she said. “Then, uh, upgraded. But it’s very upgradeable back down again! I think.”
“I swear to God,” Clint muttered again. She could hear fabric rustling, like he was getting out of bed, which she hoped meant progress. “What the hell were you doing?”
“Uh, well, that’s a longer conversation.”
“You’re damn right it is.”
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Kate screws up spectacularly and our favorite Hawkdad takes her to task. -
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After Marcus defies de Clermont family rules in a reckless siring attempt, his father picks him up from the police station. But when Marcus' mouth gets him into more trouble on the road, Matthew deals with his son then and there.
Missing-scene fic from A Discovery of Witches, S1E1.
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- Part 1 of The Wrong Side of the Law
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Gentlemen, Start Your Engines by King_valkyrie121
Fandoms: All Souls Trilogy - Deborah Harkness, A Discovery of Witches (TV)
09 May 2025
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Marcus set out in one of his trademark blue sports cars—this one British and looking as though James Bond should be driving it.
-Book of LifeInstead we found a navy sports car with a soft top. “I’m going to kill him,” Matthew said…”Marcus collects cars named after arachnids.”
-Shadow of Night[R]iding a motorcycle without a helmet…was a way of thumbing his nose at the universe that had given [Gallowglass] immortality.
-Shadow of NightMeanwhile he was preparing for the gathering storm as he always did: by traveling as far and fast as he could. Once it had been the seas and then the rails, but now Gallowglass took to the roads, motorcycling around as many hairpin turns and mountainsides as he could.
-Shadow of NightMarcus put the couple’s few belongings in the trunk of his little blue sports car.
-A Discovery of Witches.Marcus loves blue sports cars. But why?
*contains disciplinary spanking of a teenage-ish vampires by their vampire father/uncle. No actual vampires were harmed in the writing of this story.*
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- Part 7 of Good-dad Matthew Verse
- Part 6 of The Wrong Side of the Law
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It was fair to say things had got wildly out of hand.
In hindsight—not that it was much use now—it probably hadn’t been the most brilliant idea Harry’d ever had. There were, he supposed, other ways to deal with a long, dull afternoon and a twitchy sort of restlessness. Maybe chess. Or reading. Or literally anything that didn’t end with sirens—both magical and Muggle—and half a dozen furious officials waving clipboards and banging on about “airspace boundaries” and “inappropriate vehicular enchantments.”
But Ron had been there, and they’d started wandering around Grimmauld Place, looking for something remotely interesting. And, in their defence, Sirius’s motorbike had just been sitting there—gleaming, available, and, most importantly, able to bloody fly.
Or... Harry and Ron take Sirius' flying motorbike for a joyride
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In an alternate universe where Hawk and Tim go to San Francisco together in the 60's, Hawk takes issue with some of Tim's choices.
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Gentlemen, Start Your Engines by King_valkyrie121
Fandoms: All Souls Trilogy - Deborah Harkness, A Discovery of Witches (TV)
09 May 2025
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Marcus set out in one of his trademark blue sports cars—this one British and looking as though James Bond should be driving it.
-Book of LifeInstead we found a navy sports car with a soft top. “I’m going to kill him,” Matthew said…”Marcus collects cars named after arachnids.”
-Shadow of Night[R]iding a motorcycle without a helmet…was a way of thumbing his nose at the universe that had given [Gallowglass] immortality.
-Shadow of NightMeanwhile he was preparing for the gathering storm as he always did: by traveling as far and fast as he could. Once it had been the seas and then the rails, but now Gallowglass took to the roads, motorcycling around as many hairpin turns and mountainsides as he could.
-Shadow of NightMarcus put the couple’s few belongings in the trunk of his little blue sports car.
-A Discovery of Witches.Marcus loves blue sports cars. But why?
*contains disciplinary spanking of a teenage-ish vampires by their vampire father/uncle. No actual vampires were harmed in the writing of this story.*
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- Part 7 of Good-dad Matthew Verse
- Part 6 of The Wrong Side of the Law
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Don’t Play With Fire by thatanon1
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Jan 2021
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He’s fourteen now, though ‘barely’, according to Dabi, and he’d have to guess that Dabi is around twenty-four at this point. It’s not like they celebrate birthdays or anything, because as far as either of them are concerned, they are strictly roommates that have 3 AM chats once in a while. No big deal.
Except, when his brother returns with the police officer, eyes blazing in a way that almost makes Hitoshi wish to spend the night in his cell, he thinks that Dabi may not have gotten the memo.
Or: Hitoshi is pseudo-adopted by Dabi as his little brother, but really, that’s just on paper.
At least, that’s what Hitoshi thinks before he vandalizes a storefront.
(WARNING: this story contains corporal punishment (i.e. spanking) of a minor. This is a work of fiction. Don’t like? Don’t read.)
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Don’t Play With Fire by thatanon1
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Jan 2021
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He’s fourteen now, though ‘barely’, according to Dabi, and he’d have to guess that Dabi is around twenty-four at this point. It’s not like they celebrate birthdays or anything, because as far as either of them are concerned, they are strictly roommates that have 3 AM chats once in a while. No big deal.
Except, when his brother returns with the police officer, eyes blazing in a way that almost makes Hitoshi wish to spend the night in his cell, he thinks that Dabi may not have gotten the memo.
Or: Hitoshi is pseudo-adopted by Dabi as his little brother, but really, that’s just on paper.
At least, that’s what Hitoshi thinks before he vandalizes a storefront.
(WARNING: this story contains corporal punishment (i.e. spanking) of a minor. This is a work of fiction. Don’t like? Don’t read.)