Ineffable AUs
Human AUs for the best demon and angel 😍
(Open, Unmoderated)
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Maid of Honour by beerok23
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
20 Apr 2026
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Dick magnet and astrophysicist Anthony J. Crowley has his life all figured out: success in his field, an endless supply of meaningless one-night-stands to fulfill his sexual needs, and Aziraphale Fell – his best friend of twenty-years, only failed-hook-up-in-his-record and favourite person on every known planet – for everything else.
Sure, he’s got his Dark Days like everyone else, and he can’t say “I love you” to anyone that isn’t an animal, and sometimes he feels like there could be more to life than constantly skimming the surface of things, but all in all he’s happy with what he has.
That is until Aziraphale comes back from Scotland and announces out of the blue that he’s engaged to be married and asks Crowley to be his best man slash maid of honour.Among traitorous kilts, feral godmothers, angelic baby goats, and unnervingly perfect fiancés, the very real prospect of Aziraphale’s happiness not including him forces Crowley to reckon with some pretty hard truths he’s been ignoring all his life.
Will he go along with the wedding and carry out his duties as MOH? Or is he brave enough to go after Aziraphale and show him that their happiness is one and the same? And what if it’s too little too late? -
The Tadfield Holiday by beerok23
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
01 Dec 2025
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After breaking up with his partner a few days before Christmas, Yale professor Aziraphale Eastgate decides to go back to England to keep a promise he made to his mother before she died.
Looking for accommodations in Tadfield, he gets in touch with Beez, who announces that their cottage is only available for home exchange.
Aziraphale accepts their proposal and finds himself all alone in Tadfield for Christmas.
What he isn’t expecting is Beez’ insanely gorgeous brother knocking on his door on his first night at the cottage, and waltzing into his life to change his beliefs about love.A Human ‘The Holiday’ AU 🎄
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If you’ve got to goat, then goat with style by beerok23
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
22 Nov 2025
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Almost a year has passed since the events of ‘The Trouble with HELL’, and award-winning true crime podcasters Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Eastgate are enjoying their Christmas shopping when they receive a phone call from the recently appointed Celestial Dairy’s CEO Muriel Lightfeather, who invites them to a charity gala that will take place on Christmas Eve. Crowley is almost done writing the long awaited sequel to his first novel Murder on the M25 and Aziraphale is focusing on his podcast Mystery Haven so, when the evening takes an unexpected dramatic turn and they find themselves having to track down a murderer, they decide to team up and investigate on what is about to become the scariest (but also horniest) night of their lives.
A Murder Mystery Podcasters/Investigators AU 🐐
Following the events of “The Trouble with HELL”~ Complete ~
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Aziraphale of Eden is a prince, the youngest son of the king.
Anthony J. Crowley is the only son of a rich aristocrat.
They meet after many years and develop feelings for each other.
But as the son of a king, Aziraphale is expected to follow certain rules... -
For Loving One by TheScholarlyStrumpet (equipoise)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 May 2024
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Father Fell has been living a quiet life in a small parish. Despite the looming fear of war, he thought he was content with his small pleasures. Until a mysterious stranger comes to town, turning that life on its head and awakening desires the Father thought he buried long, long ago...
COMPLETE!
Now with cover art by the remarkable QUONA!
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Qui souhaite vivre éternellement by Akiraihpos for Hellilou
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jun 2024
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Un one shot dans un univers alternatif qui a lieu dans la Rome antique.
Aziraphale est le nouvel empereur, mais sa place est enviée. Crowley est un gladiateur qui a quitté l’arène et est maintenant au service d’Aziraphale.
Ce one shot raconte comment leur histoire finit.[Participation au concours d’angellilou “ineffable roman”]
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I feel your lips kissing my feet by IneffableDoll for paaminty
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Nov 2023
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Azazel worries Jophiel has frostbite after walking across cursed ground and invites him back to the bookshop to look after him.
(AKA I give this comic the pre-season 2, post-1941 treatment we all deserve.)A(nother) fanfic for paaminty(asleepyy)’s Reverse AU comic, Oopsie!Omens.
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On Thin Ice by blairamok
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale Fell and Anthony Crowley are the nation’s two most prominent figure skaters.
Anthony is an Olympic gold medalist and reigning World Champion of men's singles, with countless other accolades under his belt, both notorious and beloved for his rebellious nature and reckless abandon on ice. Aziraphale is a rising star shooting straight for Anthony's claim to fame.
Their intense rivalry is a phenomenon that takes the world by storm.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Figure Skaters