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Ed is in love with his best friend, Stede Bonnet. But Stede is straight… and married to his other best friend, Mary. To complicate matters, Ed, Stede, and Mary own a boutique inn together in Hawaii. Then there’s the fact that Stede and Mary’s kids call Ed “Uncle.” He’s fucked on all accounts, and doesn’t know how to stop pining for the man he definitely, certainly, without a doubt, (maybe?) can’t have. Will he ever figure out a way to get over Stede Bonnet?
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Stede is thirty five, never married, and convinced love might just not be in the cards for him. When his father arranges a marriage for him with Mary Allamby to cement a business alliance, he agrees, even if he fears this won’t work out. Mary seems nice enough and he’s tired of being alone.
As he makes his way from his hometown of Auckland to Perth for the wedding, he keeps bumping into the handsome but annoying Ed Teach. As misadventure after misadventure delays them both on their journeys, they finally decide working together might get them both there faster.
As the two travel across Australia, Stede starts questioning everything he thought to be true, about himself, about his life, and about just what is important to him.
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Blackbeard is the king of explicit toy reviews, one word from him can sell out all stock or ruin sales entirely. Over the years he has built up a reputation as a brutally honest reviewer, but when he posts a scathing review of a new release, he is astonished to find himself challenged by The Gentleman Reviewer, who claims the toy isn’t faulty but Blackbeard was misusing it.
Neither side is willing to back down, and their bickering escalates into a full-blown rivalry with the two of them battling it out to become the No.1 profile on the site. Nothing like a heated rivalry to get the blood going. Could this set ablaze something else between them?
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- Part 4 of bonnypitty's SMAUs
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After an amicable divorce and a long overdue sexual awakening, Stede Bonnet has finally decided he wants more out of life than selling high end real estate to people he, quite frankly, loathes. So now, fresh out of college (for the 2nd time), Stede is thrilled to begin his first year at Revenge High School. It will be anything but easy - he must straddle two departments (English and History) and 4 different courses (English 9, English 11, European History, and History of the Americas). But luckily, he has a strong crew to help him through what is bound to be an interesting school year.
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Ed Teach is a barista who lives at and co-runs a DIY space. Money is tight and times are tough, so when he literally runs into trust fund kid Stede Bonnet, whom he recognizes from the cafe as one of his regulars, at the local university, his housemates convince him to rope him in as a bankroll. Stede is game to help out, but it quickly becomes clear that neither has their mind solely on business.
(An Our Flag Means Death SMAU, cross-posted from Twitter.)