Peter Parker x Wade Wilson
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Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain by BeanieBaby
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Oct 2016
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A really long redemption story.
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morning wood by godlyroman
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 May 2026
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“You got a splinter stuck in your no-no square,” Wade looks at a mortified Peter in disbelief, “and you want me to help you get it out? Are you doing the ‘I got stuck in the washing machine, step-bro’ thing? ‘Cuz if you are, I’m DTF but if you wanted me on you, you could’ve just asked”.
Peter cringes at the reminder of his current predicament.
“It’s not inside, it’s on the labia, I think. But…yes, I need your help. Just…please don’t make this more embarrassing than it already is,” Peter implores, already knowing that it’s an impossible expectation. He’s sitting at the very edge of the bed, elbows digging into his thighs and his hands over his face as he wishes for the mattress to swallow him whole.
There’s no way this situation can be anything but humiliating.
Or: Wade helps Peter with his morning wood.
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A Perfect Circle by OdeToTruth
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 May 2026
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Spiderman has a bounty on his head and the only person capable of killing him is Deadpool, the man who was briefly his mentor ten years ago. An agreement is reached; Deadpool won't kill him if Spiderman lets him hang around.
He just doesn't show up.
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time after time by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
14 Jan 2026
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“Please,” Peter says, followed by a sentence he never expected to come out of his mouth. “I’ll do anything.”
Deadpool stills. Peter didn’t even realize he was moving — swaying, shifting, breathing — until he stopped. “Anything?”
Or: Spider-Man needs a favor. In return, he offers to have sex with Deadpool once a week for an entire year. Any time, any place.
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everything by godlyroman
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
09 May 2026
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He gives him another up-down, “I have no idea what you’re talking about, baby boy.” He flashes a smile at him.
Peter stands up and walks in front of him before he can think it through and the merc is towering over him, even from this distance and his brain short-circuits for a second, again. He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath in and out. He opens them to those same teasing eyes.
“Look.” Deadpool looks at him with amusement.
He continues, “I’m sorry for not being all the way there recently and that was really shitty to do to my best friend,” he puts his hand up before Wade can start screaming about how he finally said it.
“And, yes, I will do better but first, you have to stop doing that ‘up-down’ thing,” Wade looks at him confused again but Peter keeps talking. It was his turn to ramble.
Or: Peter keeps zoning out when Wade talks for some reason and Wade decides to do something about it.