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This is a compendium of all the works from the Real Housewives of Baldur's Gate discord server!
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Astarion has Tav in the palm of his hand, and all he has to do to keep her there is use his body, like he always has. Things are coming along nicely until one night when Astarion has a flashback to his days as a slave, and he can’t stop the feelings that bubble up inside him. Tav is surprisingly understanding.
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- Part 2 of Drabbles and Slice of Life
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1 1/2 Pairs of Red Eyes: Tiny Tales by mischiefangermanagement
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
08 Sep 2025
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A work of various bite-sized stories involving Elowyn & Astarion that don't quite fit in other parts of this series otherwise, so I made it its own section!
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- Part 3 of 1 1/2 Pairs of Red Eyes
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Since entering the Shadow-Cursed Lands, Helena has not performed her Evensong ritual to share her daily revelations with her goddess Eilistraee. And much has happened in need of reporting, namely her new sexual relationship with Gale of Waterdeep. In an act of defiance against a moment of doubt in her faith, Helena asks Gale to partake in the Evensong ritual with her. Though with all their pent up sexual attraction to each other, it may be difficult to stay on task.
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Astarion has lived with Valora for months now. She is his closest confidante in the modern day, and as desperate as he is to keep her friendship, her friendship alone is not enough. Unfortunately for him, a vampire cannot choose the object of his affection. Obsession taints him like a sickness. In the confines of her bedroom, he shows her just who he really is, and how given the option, there's nobody he'd rather devote himself to than Valora, Valora, Valora...
Try as he might, Astarion could no longer ignore the sheer obsession that had been blooming inside of him over the past few months. It was foolish, it was idiotic, it was everything under the sun that he shouldn’t crave. It was honey on his tongue, it was a cigarette in the early morning, it was pure electricity that coursed through his veins. From a humble mound of clay Valora had sculpted him, her slender fingers creating the statuesque features of his body.
He needed her. Mind, body, and spirit.
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- Part 2 of Along the Costal Margin
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Tonight You Belong To Me by Cinderminx
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
31 Dec 2025
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A look into the life of my embrace durge- pre nautiloid. Her story isn't completely canon, I felt the need to tweak a few things for my crazy warlock. Enjoy :)