18 Works in My Lot Don't Send Rude Notes
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Whumptober 2020 by annnebonnyyy
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Oct 2020
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A series of oneshots based off @/whumptober2020 's prompts
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Mostly Aziraphale & Crowley, almost no slash, depending on how you read it
It's all Good Omens (pretty much just Ineffable Husbands getting whumped) although there will by one day with another fandom
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no good deed goes unpunished by theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084) for WhiteleyFoster
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Jun 2020
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Crowley is taught a lesson and is reminded of it, over and over, painfully.
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- Part 27 of and after all this time/i’m still into you
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A Brand New Arrangement by Rosencrantz95 for WhiteleyFoster
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Apr 2020
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Crowley had saved the Angel before. He’d thought he was very careful, but maybe all this time, he’d just been very lucky.
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Hell’s idea of punishment puts the Guillotine to shame.
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Aziraphale bathes his beloved and contemplates one of Crowley's scars.
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For WhiteleyFoster's art contest.
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Crowley is caught rescuing Aziraphale from the Bastille. His lot do not send rude notes.
Inspired by art by @WhiteleyFoster
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Branding Mark by orphan_account for WhiteleyFoster
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Apr 2020
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“Do you know what this is?” Dagon asked.
“The leviathan cross?” Crowley said weakly.
“Well, yes,” she sighed, but I meant the whole thing-” she gestured to the rod.
“Er…”
An exasperated sigh. “This,” she said slowly, “is a branding iron. Don’t know whose idea it was, but they convinced humans to use it to mark objects and livestock. Property.”
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The now refuses to transform into the past, trapped in infinity like a grain of sand lodged in the middle of an hourglass. He can feel the shape of the sigil that’s being branded into his skin… into his flesh… into his essence.
Crowley was punished after saving Aziraphale from the Bastille. Or so he thinks. The demons have a different opinion about the brand he is wearing now. But Aziraphale is on his side and helps him to get rid of it, even if the process is not pleasant for either of them.
Based on art by Whiteley Foster.
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- Part 5 of My Good Omens stories
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In which Crowley faces the kind of rude note that's indelible and delivered in person. How will he get out of it?
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Crowley had the Arrangement with Aziraphale for a while now. It mostly just requires saving the poor gullible angel from whatever danger he's currently gotten himself into.
It's simple, it's convenient.Somehow Bastille is different.
Nothing had prepared him for Aziraphale appearing in the middle of a French Revolution dressed as the biggest dandy.What the actual fuck.
(Content warning for implied torture, but mostly fluff)
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Crowley fought against his bonds as Hastur brought the brand near. “No . . . no . . . I’m sorry. I won’t do it again. No more consorting with that angel. Promise! Please, I beg you! You know I don’t beg, guys . . .”
He trembled, closing his eyes, feeling a heat that didn’t come from it being placed in fire. Sweat rolled down his temples and primal terror filled him. Hastur noticed, laughing softly. Behind the Duke, Dagon smirked at Crowley’s panic.
“You’ve caught on, haven’t you?” asked Hastur cruelly.
Hell finds out about the rescue at the Bastille and now Crowley faces punishment serious enough it could end up destroying him without celestial intervention in the form of one angel.
CW: There's violence, but it does not reach the level of graphic.
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When The Reckoning Arrives by boughofawillowtree for WhiteleyFoster
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Mar 2020
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Crowley gets into trouble after rescuing Aziraphale from the Bastille. And it's a lot worse than a rude note.
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"Crowley stared at the brand in the demon’s hand. His eyes taking in the sigil on it that would forever mark him as a traitor. Outcast. Not fit for Heaven, but also not fit for Hell. The demon would drag him back down to Hell and explain to the rest why he’d been branded and that would be that. He had all the evidence he needed.
And all it had taken had been a casual thank you of a friend."
Crowley is captured by a demon in 1793. Aziraphale comes to the rescue, but what does it mean for their relationship?
Mostly it means angst and fluff and feelings with a happy ending, because I'm incapable of not giving them a happy ending.
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This was not about the angel. They hadn’t found that out. If they had, that would have been the end of Crowley, very probably the end of Aziraphale, and, although Crowley did not know it then, the eventual end of the world. What this was about was memoranda. Specifically, it was about Crowley’s tendency to assume that the rules and announcements he received in them applied to other, different agents, not Crowley, who was very busy and clever and above all special.
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Something for whiteleyfoster's fic contest, based on this piece of art.
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The Rudest of Notes by ineffablynerdy for WhiteleyFoster
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Mar 2020
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Contest Piece for Whiteley Foster based on her art of Crowley after the Bastille.
An ordinary angel rescue turns into a little more than Crowley expected.
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A dinner of crepes. An angel who's ready to talk.
But Crowley's evening is interrupted by the arrival of two demons. And they're not here to deliver a rude note.
Based on an art piece by Whiteley Foster
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Possession by EveningStarcatcher for WhiteleyFoster
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Mar 2020
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Based on Whiteley Foster's incredible art.
Crowley has been dragged to Hell for some questioning and a little reminder... -
Sulfur and Scars by overused_underrated for WhiteleyFoster
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Mar 2020
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This fic 1000% inspired by @whiteleyfoster and her post-Bastille Crowley. She gave me full permission to be as angsty as I wanted. So...I had fun.
Demons don't send rude notes, Angel. How could Aziraphale have known what demons did to those who save angels? It had never happened before. That is, until Paris...
CW/TW: body harm/mutilation, branding, burns/scars
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All You Have is Your Fire by TheMightierPen for WhiteleyFoster
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Mar 2020
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Crowley wasn't quite as careful as he should have been after saving Aziraphale from the Bastille. Like he said, their lot doesn't send rude notes. He isn't sure what's worse though, his punishment, or Aziraphale's face when he finds out centuries later, after Armageddon.