Umbrella Academy
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“You’re trying to get me to put out?” Five said.
“Dude,” Diego said. “I know you’re a virgin, but how are you this much of a virgin? I can’t believe I have to say the words 'I’m hitting on you' out loud.”
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“If you orgasm, you’ll die,” Five said with a grimace.
Diego’s eyes went wide.
“Bet you wish you’d just been sterilized now,” Five said.
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For him, dodging Diego’s attacks is as natural as breathing air; all he has to do is disappear. For Diego, attacking Five goes against everything he’s ever learned, challenges everything he thought he knew about his abilities.
Essentially, Diego never misses his mark—but Five is a notoriously untouchable target.
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Five stalks in a tight circle while Diego’s mouth moves soundlessly—probably he’s trying to figure out what to say. Or, maybe the shrink was right and it’s not Diego’s mommy issues that are the problem. Being the oldest is such a goddamn chore.
[Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme asking for post-S2 Five/Diego degradation. With OP's blessing I went with Five topping from the bottom and degrading Diego.]
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Five and Diego have been sleeping together for a little over a week. Diego doesn't feel bad about it, exactly, but he's not sure what it says about him that he loves everything about Five.