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A Brief Moment of Self-Indulgence by briarfairchild for A_Door
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Jun 2025
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“What were they called?” Jon asks.
“Oh, Christ, I can’t remember. The Engineers? Something like that. They had this whole schtick about being these, like, steampunk characters on this spaceship. Oh! The Mechanicals, I think it was. Or The Mechanics. Yeah. I think that was it.”
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Martin discovers that Jon used to be in a band, and not just any band, a band he’s actually heard of! It’s just a little unfortunate that he’s spent the last few minutes telling Jon all about how much he hated them. Jon thinks this is the funniest thing that’s happened to him in years.
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WELCOME TEAM MAGNUS!!!
Congratulations on being selected to compete in the Great British Bake Off special! We’re excited to welcome teams into the tent this season to compete in order to raise money for charity. Your team application has been approved and we’re thrilled to have representatives from The Magnus Institute joining us in the tent this season. Orientation begins Thursday! -
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"Mr. Sims, or Jon, as he told everyone to call him by, was weird. Even if the sun was at their door, he’d still wear a cardigan and those gloves. His hair was always draped around his face, and his neck was never shown, really."
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Jonathon Sims gets a job as a librarian.
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Welcome to Beholding Tea And Coffee!! by Sillygoofyqueer
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Apr 2026
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Jon!!! <3 (The boss):
You: Hey Jon! Just wanted to let you know I put your tea in your office!! <3
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The Full-Timers (Without Jon because he's scary):
You: GUYS GUYS GUYS I MESSED UP
Mocha Goddess: What? What did u do?
The Hot Barista: MARTIN DID U KILL SONEPNE I NEIED TOKNWOE NOW IVE GOT A BT
Mocha Goddess: YOURE NOT SUPPOSD TO TELL HIM
You: WHAT?! No, I haven't killed anyone!
You: I sent Jon a '<3'The Hot Barista: oh
The Hot Barista: ok(My obligatory coffee shop chatfic AU for jmart week 2026, Day 9: Free//AU Day)
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ARCHIVIST: Statement of Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, regarding Elias Bouchard’s... so-called ‘Official Institute Swear Jar’ and the strange happenings surrounding it. Statement given direct, 3rd July 2016. Statement begins.
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With the help of Tim, Sasha and Martin, Jon starts investigating Elias' incredibly strange swear jar, and discovers far more than he thought he would. As a result, the entire plot of TMA is solved in less than one day.