TOMfoolery
Any and all crack I came across while reading
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Pass the salt, Daddy by DarkkBluee for Thesilea_in_Space
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Oct 2019
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Tom and Harry have a family dinner.
“Daddy, can you pass the salt?”
Or not.
Seven pairs of eyes swivel in his direction.
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- Part 6 of Prompt Fills
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They really should have known better by jjaegerbomb
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jan 2024
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It all started, probably, when Harry was twelve years old, deep in a damp and creepy chamber - hidden for centuries under the castle he called his home. It started when, still in a too young body to fully understand, Harry looked straight into Tom Riddle’s eyes.
Because maybe God didn’t exist, but Tom was there, and he was beautiful and so very dangerous. He tasted like poison, like the sharp edge of a knife.After the adventure in the Chamber, Harry figures out something is not quite right with him, but what can he do? The Dark Lord is too hot for his own good, and Harry has just found a way to distract him while fighting. After all, they are the only ones to speak parseltongue.
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Caution: Dark Lord in Progress by ferocious_mermaid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2025
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To think that Tom Riddle would become less obsessed with Harry once they began a relationship was, in retrospect, a grave mistake.
Tom’s journey from entering a relationship to the ordeal of losing his virginity, as witnessed by his long-suffering knights.
This fic follows That’s Not My Name, though prior reading of it is not a must.
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- Part 2 of On the Matter of Tomfoolery
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It was meant to be.
Harry's green eyes were always meant to meet his.
They were always meant to work on this shitty project together.
And of course, Harry's soft lips were always meant to be on his.
He'd make sure of it.
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Potter shakes his head before Tom is even done talking. “I... Look, I’m sorry, but I can’t help you with this. I can’t have sex with you. It’s... physically impossible.”
Tom frowns. “Physically impossible? What’s that supposed to mean?”
“It means exactly what I said. I can’t have sex with you. Or anyone, really. It just doesn’t work. Don’t look at me like that, it’s the truth!”
Tom curls his lips. “Fine, if you don’t want to help me through my heat, then I suppose I’ll be gone for a while. We’ll just have to hope that the ministry won’t fall apart in the meantime.”