16 Bookmarked Items in TOMfoolery
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Pass the salt, Daddy by DarkkBluee for Thesilea_in_Space
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Oct 2019
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Tom and Harry have a family dinner.
“Daddy, can you pass the salt?”
Or not.
Seven pairs of eyes swivel in his direction.
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- Part 6 of Prompt Fills
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They really should have known better by jjaegerbomb
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jan 2024
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It all started, probably, when Harry was twelve years old, deep in a damp and creepy chamber - hidden for centuries under the castle he called his home. It started when, still in a too young body to fully understand, Harry looked straight into Tom Riddle’s eyes.
Because maybe God didn’t exist, but Tom was there, and he was beautiful and so very dangerous. He tasted like poison, like the sharp edge of a knife.After the adventure in the Chamber, Harry figures out something is not quite right with him, but what can he do? The Dark Lord is too hot for his own good, and Harry has just found a way to distract him while fighting. After all, they are the only ones to speak parseltongue.
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Caution: Dark Lord in Progress by ferocious_mermaid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2025
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To think that Tom Riddle would become less obsessed with Harry once they began a relationship was, in retrospect, a grave mistake.
Tom’s journey from entering a relationship to the ordeal of losing his virginity, as witnessed by his long-suffering knights.
This fic follows That’s Not My Name, though prior reading of it is not a must.
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- Part 2 of On the Matter of Tomfoolery
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It was meant to be.
Harry's green eyes were always meant to meet his.
They were always meant to work on this shitty project together.
And of course, Harry's soft lips were always meant to be on his.
He'd make sure of it.
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Potter shakes his head before Tom is even done talking. “I... Look, I’m sorry, but I can’t help you with this. I can’t have sex with you. It’s... physically impossible.”
Tom frowns. “Physically impossible? What’s that supposed to mean?”
“It means exactly what I said. I can’t have sex with you. Or anyone, really. It just doesn’t work. Don’t look at me like that, it’s the truth!”
Tom curls his lips. “Fine, if you don’t want to help me through my heat, then I suppose I’ll be gone for a while. We’ll just have to hope that the ministry won’t fall apart in the meantime.”
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“He’s tried to kill me a lot. Do you think he fancies me then?”
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Abraxas Malfoy's List Of Growing Concerns by Only_for_the_gays
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Mar 2026
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Abraxas Malfoy had long since accepted that following Tom Riddle meant adapting to the unexpected.
Like a Muggle-born in Slytherin.
Or even a half-blood carrying the blood of Salazar Slytherin.
But nothing could have prepared him for the day his lord stood in the Quidditch stands wearing Gryffindor red.
Or the moment he realized exactly who Tom Riddle was wearing red for.[OR]
Tom Riddle is a little shit who's wearing his boyfriends house colours to the quidditch match. And Abraxas needs to bleach his eyes (+ maybe get a shrink)
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It's not until the cupboard door swings open that Harry realizes he's not in his four-poster bed at Grimmauld sleeping off a hangover next to a naked and gratuitously busty Pansy Parkinson.
He's back in his cupboard with an incredibly irate Aunt Petunia staring down at him swinging a frying pan at his head.
He ducks, on instinct, and pulls the covers back over his head.
His hands are—he can't remember the last time they were that small.
What the fuck is going on?
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It’s 12 years after the war has ended that Death sends Harry back in time to fix the timeline and save his soulmate.
Except there's one catch.
Harry has to start over again from his first year.
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[Chapters 45-48 new as of the latest update]
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don't blame the stork by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jun 2024
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Harry feels a little adrift after the war, so Magic decides he needs a baby, Magical Britain decides he needs to be Minister, and Voldemort decides he needs some company.
Daddymort Fest 2024 submission! Prompt: "Minister for Magic Harry has his hands full with raising his son, Tom, while also looking for a potential partner as a good influence on Tom. He needs someone Tom could look up to and respect, not like the failed relationships that Tom has terrorized out the door. Well maybe they've both finally met their matches when time-traveler Voldemort comes into the picture."
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The Immortal Duties of Lord Voldemort by bustlingcrowds, chiocchi, crowthing, duplicity, elevenie, thegreenmagician
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Feb 2025
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Wait, Hear Me Out by duplicity, elevenie for KagariAsuha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Aug 2023
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Draco Malfoy is on a mission. A mission to find the perfect stand-in for Tom, or as the muggles call it, the perfect ‘casting’.
He has lots of ideas and a binder filled with headshots of handsome Hollywood actors with great cheekbones and smouldering glares. Now, if only he could get Tom to agree...
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- Part 13 of The Immortal Duties of Lord Voldemort
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Valentine’s Drabbles 2025 by Lytri for frogsaswell, TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts, Chaos_Bear
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2025
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Valentine’s Drabble Gift Exchange
Chapter 1: voldemort gives harry a very shocking v-day gift
Chapter 2: Stumbling upon Voldemort’s Harry shrine
Chapter 3: An old, forgotten deity gains a new follower
Chapter 4: Harry fashions himself into a Valentine's Day gift, bow and all
Chapter 5: draco walks in on harrymort having spectacularly kinky sex- Language:
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MAKE MAGIC GREAT AGAIN (Part 2) by elevenie, KagariAsuha for frogsaswell
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Aug 2025
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President Voldemort
@realLordVoldemortHas anyone noticed that, since I said "I HATE HARRY POTTER," he's no longer "HOT"?
6.9k Quotes 39.6k Likes • May 16, 2025
Or: 12 years of pining followed by sudden betrayal, summed up in 10 tweets.
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At the moment of his resurrection in the Little Hangleton graveyard, Voldemort finally has Harry Potter at his mercy. Disarmed, and bound to his father’s gravestone.
Exactly where he wants him.
Except—
—except, the boy does not gaze upon him with barely contained lust and breathless desire.
His dark pupils do not expand in arousal and grow to fill the span of those jewel-green irises.
Impossible. Unimaginable.
Something is not quite right.
Not at all.
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Omega Voldemort gets transported to the regular canon universe where there are no other Alphas or Omegas to be found.
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Harry had two main regrets in his life:
1. Asking the question “What if I set up a mock awards show to get cult leaders to show up for my thesis study?”
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2. Responding with “That is hilarious” when Ron had suggested they call the awards show 'The Cultys'.
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- Part 1 of The Annual Culty Awards
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