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that's like letting a dog drink water out of your mouth. you know, it's not great, but it's legal by goodbyechunkylemonmilk
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 Sep 2023
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Jonathan blinks. “Well, I'm definitely not straight.”
Mike freezes. "You’re not?"
"Mike, we literally just—“ Jonathan doesn't finish the sentence, and Mike is reminded of the excruciating safe sex talk his mother delivered before he left for college, which he’d only been able to bear because he'd already been the recipient of a much more excruciating talk double-teamed by Joyce and Hopper. When he turned red and begged her to stop, she said, “If you're not mature enough to talk about it, you're not mature enough to do it."
"Well, you were like, really high."
Jonathan scoffs. “I was the regular amount high. Anyway, weed doesn't turn people gay."
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- Part 1 of mikejonathan
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my first crush was on a batman cake, but my first sexual feelings were about teenage simba because he was really hot, and i still actually find him hot by goodbyechunkylemonmilk
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
01 Sep 2023
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If there’s one thing Mike knows about himself, that he can take to the bank without question, it’s that he is really, really good at annoying people. So he knows Jonathan is going to give in; it’s just a matter of when.
“Come on,” he says, trailing Jonathan through the halls of the Byers’ new house. He’s been working this one project for weeks, and he’s so close to victory he can taste it.
“No way. You’re a baby.”
“I’m fifteen. Eddie was going to let me but—“ He doesn’t need to fake the wobble in his voice. “He’s not around.” He and Eddie never actually talked about smoking together, but he’s pretty sure it would have been fine. They were at least sort of friends, and if he’s wrong about that, then Eddie was still a businessman and wouldn’t have turned down his money.
“Eddie Munson, R.I.P., was literally a drug dealer and not someone I’m interested in emulating.” Jonathan pauses halfway through pouring himself a bowl of mid-afternoon Froot Loops. “Uh, sorry for your loss. But seriously, Mike, I’m not going to give you weed. Drugs are…bad. Just say no. Like, D.A.R.E. and stuff.”
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c'mon angel, c'mon darling, let's exchange the experience by orphan_account
Fandoms: Supernatural
18 Mar 2021
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Because, despite the shitty music and the fluorescent lights flickering above, despite the sorry leading man and the distinct lack of chicks, despite the copious blood— this was a love story.
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For All You Young Hockey Players Out There, Pay Attention by thursdaysfallenangel
Fandoms: Supernatural
23 Jul 2022
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Dean Winchester knows two things about hockey, two things his dad made sure he knew. One, hockey is a guy’s sport, and two, hockey is family. Hockey meant Sam and Bobby and Benny and Victor and Gabriel and hell, his entire team. So when Victor gets traded, Russian-star-turned-new-teammate Castiel Krushnic becomes a threat. As much as Dean hates him for that, the longer he sticks around, the more he begins to threaten that first rule too. Dean’s been taught his whole life that those who play hockey should not be captivated by deep accented voices and the way a guy handles his stick, so how the hell is he supposed to justify what he’s starting to think about Cas? All Dean wanted at the beginning of the season was to win, and now all he wants to do is figure out how he feels about Cas and how to deal with it without ruining his career and tearing his family apart.
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- Part 1 of Pay Attention Universe