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“Draco?”
“Yes my love?”
“Ever heard of No Nut November?”
“Mmhmm”
“I’ll make you a deal”
“I’m listening”
“If you’re up for the challenge…”
“Yes?”
“And you succeed…”
“Mmm?”
“I’ll marry you”
“…Bring it on, Granger”Or the one where Hermione turns Draco’s balls blue without telling him why.
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- Part 1 of No Nut November: The Series
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Following a tumultuous break-up with Ron, Hermione finds herself intoxicated and relatively prone to poor decision making after she runs into Draco Malfoy in a club, having been years since she has seen him. Upon seeking to escape the following morning, she realizes he is her new neighbour and is quite insatiable. DMHG Post-war.
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Ever the practical woman, Hermione Granger decides that if she’s going to lose her virginity, she’s going to do it in a way that ensures it's the best possible experience for her. How can one confirm that? Through trial and error… and a willing subject to help execute her various tests.
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An Interview Most Fowl by d_read64, swift_knight for maple_unicorn
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Apr 2024
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Almost six years post-war Narcissa Black-Malfoy sits down with a Witch Weekly reporter for a tell-all interview.
Topics Include: The Malfoy’s peacocks and peacocking, a guide to hosting etiquette, and an imminent proposal.
**Set in the style of a Vogue 73-Question Interview.**
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Three years in Azkaban and Draco has had nothing but time - time to seek penance, time to find solace, and time to harbour a lust for the golden girl. But when his release finally comes, Theodore Nott lures him to Allure Club, a decadent haven owned by a mysterious Madame. The line between fantasy and reality vanishes.
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“Your hoodie.”
“Pardon me?” Draco’s eyes lit up at her bluntness.
“Your. Hoodie.” Her fingers played around the edge of his collar, letting her nails scrape the inside of his neck.
“What about it, Granger?”
“I like it. I want it. You’re going to give it to me.”
or: Hermione Granger gets fucked by Professional Quidditch Player Draco Malfoy wearing his favorite hoodie...in more ways than one.
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It's Hermione's 26th birthday, and It's a new tradition to get 26 kisses from 26 people. Nothing serious, just casual fun, right? RIGHT?
Wrong, said Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of 26 Kisses
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To All the Wizards I’ve Loved Before by takenbytheview
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Mar 2024
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“What if—” Malfoy begins, twisting his signet ring with the forefinger and thumb of his other hand. “What if you didn’t tell him?”
“What?”
“What if we let people think we were actually together? Just for a little while. Not just the Weasel. Everybody.”
A Dramione Eighth Year adaptation of Jenny Han’s To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before.
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When Theo leaves Draco struggling under the effects of a lust potion, he's got two problems: managing the potion's overwhelming effects and completing his Potion's assignment with Hermione Granger. Spoiler: one proves far more difficult to control than the other.
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The Art of Keeping Casual by Ivmaruva, rockthecasbah18
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2024
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Draco Malfoy has a notorious reputation with women. A string of broken hearts won’t deter Hermione from having a little taste, though - maybe it’s time for Draco to have a taste of his own medicine.
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Hermione Granger decides to unwind after a long day of work, but after she pops the cork to a bottle of wine, an unexpected letter slips underneath her door… One from none other than the dreadful DADA Professor. Hermione, determined to find out what exactly she did wrong this time, finishes her drink and storms up to his office, fully intending to give him a mouthful.
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Hermione Granger hears a rumor about Draco Malfoy that makes her question everything. Of course, he has to prove her wrong.
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Hermione Granger had been asked—and agreed—to do many absurd things since learning she was a witch, usually involving Harry Potter. This long list included, in no particular order, smuggling baby dragons, being placed unconscious at the bottom of a lake surrounded by merpeople, and traveling back in time to fly an escaped convict to safety on the back of a mythical creature. But returning to a Death Eater-controlled Hogwarts pretending to be Daphne Greengrass may have been the most ridiculous yet.
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Slow burn, wartime Dramione. Complete.
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Threatened with the loss of her trust fund allowance, wild child Pansy Parkinson takes her mother up on an offer she can't refuse: a job at the Ministry of Magic as personal secretary to tightly wound bureaucrat Percy Weasley.
The job is demanding, and so is her boss, in ways that Pansy never could have imagined.
When their mutual desires begin to spin out of control, how will Pansy convince her boss that sometimes, the only rules you need to follow are your own?
A loving tribute to the pure and criminally underappreciated magic that is the ParkWeasel ship, and the 2002 film Secretary.
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- Part 2 of Workplace Shenanigans
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Draco has given Hermione a fertility potion and ordered her to wait until he gets home. Hermione is not a very patient person and is being driven crazy with need.
Draco deals out a little neglect play when he gets home as punishment.
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Don't look for anything fancy here. It's just smut. Read at your own risk.This was written for the Restricted sections Potion or Poison prompt for the 20th of October 2022. I chose poison: Breeding kink
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PILF - Professor I'd Like to Fuck by JadedandConfused
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Aug 2024
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During a potions accident in the combined seventh/eighth year potions class Draco Malfoy is aged up to his 28-year-old self and Horace Slughorn is de-aged to his teenage self. By necessity McGonagall appoints Malfoy to teach the potions classes in Slughorn’s absence.
What follows is a confusing exploration of maturity and responsibility that throws Hermione for a complete spin. How did the immature and snappy Malfoy she knows turn into this chivalrous and competent man? Her life is completely overturned as the remaining Slytherins, devoid of their leader, turn to the Gryffindors for help and support.
She can’t afford to let herself get too attached to this man. After all what will she do when he inevitably turns back into his former self?
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- Part 1 of PILF Universe
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Pansy Parkinson's Parlour for Sexually Uninhibited Witches and Wizards by JadedandConfused
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Aug 2023
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Pansy has created a place for witches and wizards to act out their wildest magical fantasies. The rules are you must be transfigured so that no one ever recognises you and you must never use your real name.
Hermione is sick of being the most recognisable witch in the world. No one really tries to get to know her. They want to know Hermione Granger the war hero. She's tired of it and just wants to have a little fun without consequences.
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So this came about because my partner and I were brainstorming all the different kinky stuff you could get into with magic. I honestly don't know what tags I should be using. I figure I will just add pairings as I go. Identities are secret for the most part. I have updated the relationships to show the endgame pairings and referenced the rest of their dalliances in the tags.
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After the war, Draco Malfoy seeks refuge from infamy in the Muggle world. A friendly Muggle couple takes him under their wing, but there’s a problem: they are intent on setting him up with their best friend, Hermione Granger.
Or, in which the Muggle friends Hermione Granger undoubtedly would have had will not take no for an answer.
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- Part 1 of The Meet Your Match Universe
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Hermione brings her date back to her flat. Little does she know that her roommate isn’t having any of it.
Or - I wanted these barbies to have sex. So they do.
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