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What is a Dilf? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
22 Oct 2023
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Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓
You can't understand what it means to live until you see Batman in the gym while he trains. Folks, that man is the original dilf. Johnny Depp who? I would totally eat him.
Flash @TheOriginal ✓
Dude, are you drunk?
Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓
I might have a concussion. But hey, I'm seeing something worth living for. 10/10, I recommend it.
(Tim reads the JL's official Twitter and has uncomfortable questions for his older brother. Jason will make Hal Jordan pay.)
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Birds of a feather by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
29 Nov 2023
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“You're brooding,” Bruce croaked.
“I'm not brooding! I'm just curious."
“Keep your curiosity at bay until the train arrives.”
“Bruce, it's late.”
“I saw the timetables. It will arrive."
Clark he clenched his fists. What had Talia al Ghoul done to deserve so much devotion?
“If you wanted to find her, I could transport you on the moving train. She seems to enjoy seeing you suddenly swoop in,” he huffed contritely.
Bruce shook his head, looking amused, “He's already very skittish. He would have been capable of throwing himself off a moving train to avoid getting caught."
"He?"
Bruce opened his mouth, but what he said was, "The train is here."
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It's the Fluorescents by Supreme_OverGnome
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types
19 May 2022
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To Bruce's chagrin, his children are convinced he's a vampire.
*Using "The Batman (2022)" Bruce Wayne. for fun
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- Part 1 of girl help I keep writing a happy Batfam
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What to do if my Kids are Vampphobic? - Bruce Wayne on Google at 3 am by violetbumblebea
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
04 Jun 2022
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Bruce Wayne is Batman. Bruce Wayne is also a vampire. Bruce is so lucky that his kids are understanding of his nature ... Right?
AKA Bruce assumes his detective children know basic facts about him and some misunderstandings ensue
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Dick's Guide to Understanding His Vampire Dad by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics)
09 May 2023
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Dick was a smart boy. At the circus, everyone praised him, saying how brilliant he was.
He was eight years old, but he wasn't stupid. So one look at Mr. Wayne was enough to tell him he wasn't a normal person.
It wasn't just that he was a little weird, that he refused to make eye contact with people and mumbled instead of speaking straight.
There was much more, and he realized it after two months of living with him: Bruce Wayne was a vampire.
And Dick had a list of things he'd learned about vampires.