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Draco was incensed.
As if he gave a shit about his reputation. If Granger left Weasley this minute, he’d happily fuck her in the middle of the Ministry atrium, where the entire Wizarding world could watch how quickly he reduced the Golden Girl to begging for him to come inside her.
His blood pressure rose and his fists clenched as the puzzle pieces in his mind slowly formed the entire picture.
Weasley was cheating on Granger.
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It wasn’t until Draco found himself staring silently at his calendar for the following Saturday night, feeling as though he had floated several feet outside his own body, that fragments of the conversation began returning to him. Red spoke first. She had said it had recently come to light that their husbands had engaged in some very non-Gryffindor behaviour during an Auror trip to Portugal. Apparently, the only way to answer the spectacular shame of it all was to make use of the two men their husbands loathed most.
Which was how Draco Malfoy came to be standing in his study, hastily scrawling words across his calendar:Shag Granger — 7:00 PM
The ink was still drying when Theo, who was standing over him in his own brand of dumbfounded stupidity, leaned over his shoulder, plucked the quill from his fingers, struck a neat line through the entry, and added instead:
Foursome with Red, Granger, and Nott — 7:00 PM
Note: The girls to approve photographs before anything is shared with husbands, or ex-husbands, pending clarification.-
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What might unfold when Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are paired up on a DMLE case and find themselves stuck in a cabin for three nights?
A playful and steamy one-shot
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When Theo convinces Draco that it's easier to roam the castle Poly-juiced as a certain ginger Gryffindor, the last thing Draco needs is to run into Hermione Granger.
But an empty potions classroom and a relentless wave of lusty thoughts have Draco rethinking those weak-willed morals of his.
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It hadn’t meant to become anything—certainly not the obsession it had turned into. It started harmlessly enough. Draco sat behind Granger in a few of their eighth-year classes, bored, tapping his foot. He thought it wouldn’t hurt to probe into her mind, just a touch. Her Occlumency was weak. There was no wall, no defense, and Draco was a very skilled Legilimens; he’d have sensed a barrier. Whatever went on in the Golden Girl’s head was likely just a never-ending list of studious answers or ways to be even more insufferable.
What he didn’t expect was the image that would change him indefintely: Granger—fantasizing about his cock, pacified in her mouth beneath the Quidditch stands, while she played with herself. The shock of it nearly made him jolt upright.
Blood rushed to his groin, leaving him sweaty, disoriented, and suddenly desperate to see that scene play out in real life. A smugness ravaged in Draco’s chest, a trophy of victory.
Hermione Granger wanted to fuck him. What a depraved little slut.
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"NO! Stay there. I don’t have any clothes on!"
He needed to hear that again. It was late, he was tired, but he was positive he just heard her say she didn’t have any clothes on.
"Did you just say you don’t have any clothes on?" He asked, just to be sure.
"Please just give me your robes, and we’ll both walk out and pretend this never happened," Hermione tried to reason as if Draco would give in that easily.
“Oh no, Granger, that’s not how this is going to work,” Draco chuckled in a low tone. “You’re going to have to tell me how you ended up naked in a broom closet. A man doesn’t get many opportunities like this, and I’m going to use it for all it’s worth.”
"Malfoy, I will 'Avada' you."
"You don’t have a wand, so that’s not much of a threat."
"I’ll scream," Hermione countered.
"Yeah, well, I’ll silence it."
"I’ll tell the other Prefects what you did!" she argued again, making her head spin, which only gave Draco a delightful thrum of hot blood coursing through his body.
"They’re at the other end of the castle, and I’m positive Goldstein and MacMillan would be on my side anyway.”
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While You Were Sleeping by quicknotesquim for AlterMortem
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 May 2023
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In an instant, her wand was plucked from her grip. She opened her mouth to scream, but a pale hand clapped over her mouth before she could push the air from her lungs.
“Silencio.”
And with that one word, she knew exactly who was dragging her backwards, back into Ron’s room.
Her childhood bully. The man who’d possessed her so wholly, showed her the depths she’d sink to in pursuit of pleasure. The one she’d walked away from all those years ago.
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Honey and Lavender by purplexsalt, slytherindiaries
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 May 2026
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“Because I thought we were—”
“Friends?” Draco spits out. He scoffs. “Right.”
“What the hell is that supposed to mean?” Draco doesn’t say anything, and every time he moves to walk around her, she sidesteps him, cutting off his path. “Drac—”
His eyes snap to hers. Fuck. He’d imagined it, fantasised over hearing his name fall from her lips in a variety of different ways. Somehow, even in anger, hearing it is better than anything he’d dreamt up.
“Because I don’t want to be your fucking friend, Granger!” he yells.
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Or, where Draco Malfoy is a complete and utter simp for Hermione Granger and extremely dramatic about it
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“I’ve done a lot of bad things, Draco.”
“Haven’t we all in the grand scheme of things?”
“I’ve lied. Stolen. Mildly kidnapped an adult woman. Set a teacher on fire.”
“You haven’t cheated.”
She meets his gaze. Her lips part. “I haven’t cheated.”
The air between them is taut, the tension palpable. Draco leans in, slow enough to give her plenty of time to stop him.
She doesn’t.
His lips meet hers. It’s tentative as he tests the waters, but it’s not sweet. This is no conciliatory kiss. This isn’t meant to make her feel better about her break up. This isn’t even meant to distract her.
Instead, it lights her on fire.
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The Best Way to Get Over Someone… by slytherindiaries for Astrangefan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Feb 2023
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...is to fuck Draco Malfoy against his office door.
Or however the saying goes.
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Unfinished Business by slytherindiaries for Oftendisenchanted
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 May 2022
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Hermione Granger thinks she can make Draco Malfoy jealous.
She won't like what happens when it works.
Or will she?
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An intentionally placed body swap potion leaves Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy stuck in each other's bodies. She refuses to leave Draco alone to have unfettered access to her body.
Draco, however, has other plans.
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The Hogwarts event committee has created a compatibility quiz for Valentine's Day to find everyone their perfect match. What happens when, on paper, Hermione finds out her perfect match is none other than Draco Malfoy?
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I Left it Wet for You by drtymdbld for TheLastLynx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Mar 2020
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"I just don't understand. Why… why Malfoy?"
She was scrubbing the dishes in front of her the muggle way, a habit she did when she was nervous, uncomfortable, or angry. And now, with her fiancé red in the face and not meeting her eye, she was all three.
"He's…" From her peripheral she watched him run a shaking hand through his hair. "He's just everything I'm not. Everything I've always wanted to be."- Language:
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“What the fuck, Malfoy?” Ron bellowed. “Stop kissing her.” He rounded on Hermione then, his face screwed up in outrage and confusion. “What did you do that for?”
Dazed, Hermione blinked at him, absently thinking he looked a bit like a gaping fish.
“Oh,” Malfoy smirked. “I do apologize. I spent the summer at our French Chateau and kissing is a customary greeting in France.” He didn’t look remotely repentant.
“I didn’t see you kissing anyone else like that,” Ron spat, still eyeing Hermione suspiciously.
“Hm?” Malfoy asked, distracted, looking at Hermione, his knuckles brushing her cheek.
Hermione felt hot all over.
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Draco returns from a summer in France with an insatiable thirst to French kiss Hermione (especially in front of one Ron Weasley).
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Ladies always rise above...but sometimes they get beneath someone else.
When Hermione hears that Ron cheated on her--again--she's determined to get revenge, though that's never been her strong suit. Luckily for her, Draco Malfoy knows exactly how to help.
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A prank looms on the horizon, one that will destroy Draco's already shredded reputation.
The jokes already exist about him lowering his wand, and about whether or not he'll ever be able to get it up again.
And if the entire school were to just so happen to find out he was still a virgin? Yeah. You see the problem.But he soon finds out that he's not the only one.
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No Hard Feelings by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, LucyHyde, malfoyesque, saintmlfy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.—----------------------------------------------------
She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
“—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
“—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.”- Language:
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“I want to get even.”
Pansy grins like the cat that caught the canary. “I was hoping you’d say that. I have a name for you.”
“A name?” Hermione’s booze-sodden brain can’t understand the context.
“Draco. Malfoy.”***
Or: where Ron Weasley cheats on Hermione and she decides to get even the best way she knows how: with Draco Malfoy
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“Welcome, Darlings,” Pansy says, a voice enhancing charm making it so everyone can hear her.
“Tonight we have a few new guests I’d like to personally welcome to this soirée,” Pansy winks at Hermione, who feels her cheeks heat under the unwanted attention. “For those of you who don’t know, the rules of the party are simple. Every wizard puts his key into this bowl,” Pansy holds up a glass bowl and spins in a circle, showing it to everyone in attendance. “From there, every witch picks a key. Whosever key you choose is your partner for the evening to do with as you wish.”
Hermione gasps and glances over toward her best friend. “Ginny! Why didn’t you tell me this was a key party?!”
“Because I wanted to see the look on your face.”
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