Take Heart, O Blart
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All Will Be Well by Kierkegarden
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Historical RPF, 17th Century CE RPF, 16th Century CE RPF
11 Sep 2018
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Luclawice, Poland-Lithuania, 1605 -- Paul Blart (Paweł Blartski) is a Polish cheese maker and dairy merchant in the 17th century. He's both bisexual and an Antitrinitarian, which puts him at odds with a highly Catholic state. Typically, he has dealt with this by keeping a low profile and leading his Reformed Church under the very nose of the Jesuits who routinely intrude from nearby Krakow.
Dromund Ixin, 5 ABY -- A year after the Battle of Endor and the formation of the New Republic, Luke Skywalker travels to a Sith Temple where he finds a holocron pulsating with the Dark Side. He makes the mistake of touching it, sending himself careening through time and space.
This is the story, dear readers, of the Polish Reformation.
(Formerly titled John 11:35.)
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- Part 1 of Take Heart, O Blart
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The Force Within Us All by Kierkegarden
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Historical RPF, 17th Century CE RPF, Slavic Mythology & Folklore
30 Dec 2020
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Luclawice, Poland-Lithuania, 1608 -- Three years after the Polish reformation and the slaying of the Sith-Pope Leo IX, Paul Blart (Paweł Blartski) has everything: a successful Antitrinitarian church, a booming cheese shop, and a literal angel of a husband, Luke Skywalker. But Luke knows that the battle for peace is far from over. Dark forces are brewing to the East as the Sith gain power and the 30 Years War looms on the horizon. Suddenly, Paweł is swept into a world of mythology-come-to-life as the fate of the galaxy rests in the hands of the hypoglycemic cheesemaker and his beloved. Will Paweł keep his faith or fall to darkness?
A Sequel to All Will Be Well
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- Part 2 of Take Heart, O Blart