[PODFIC] The Alphabet Game - akindofmerrywar
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[PODFIC] Appreciate - Naughty_Yorick by LenaReads (LenaLawlipop)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Jan 2021
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Naughty_Yorick's summary:
Geralt does not ask for thanks. He doesn’t ask for praise or adulation - only coin. This is his job.
Geralt doesn't want to be a hero, the subject of folk legend. He doesn't seek praise. And Jaskier - who's there, always, with clean bandages, warm meals or a harsh word for those still set on pushing a witcher out - doesn't give it to him. He gives him something better.
[Podfic length: 3:51 minutes]
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[PODFIC] Bother - Naughty_Yorick by LenaReads (LenaLawlipop)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
25 Jan 2021
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It was a good song, Jaskier thought, even if the lyrics were lewd. Ciri needed to laugh, needed to remember that there was some good in the world still: not just death and darkness.
Geralt, Jaskier and Ciri take a moment to rest. Geralt attempts to reign in his swearing - there's a child around, after all.
[Podfic length: 2:43 minutes]
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[PODFIC] Cupriferous - Naughty_Yorick by LenaReads (LenaLawlipop)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
25 Jan 2021
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Thick fog gathered around their ankles, and Geralt shot out a warning hand. “Stay here,” he said. “Don’t go any further."
Geralt investigates an infested cave, and regrets bringing Jaskier into danger with him.
[Podfic length: 3:50 minutes]
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[PODFIC] Discrimination - Naughty_Yorick by LenaReads (LenaLawlipop)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
25 Jan 2021
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“It’s discrimination is what it is, Geralt,” said Jaskier furiously, throwing his pack onto the small bed, “honestly! They think they can treat you like shit because you’re a witcher…”
Geralt is used to people treating him poorly. Jaskier, even after years of travelling together, isn't. Geralt finds himself wondering, then, why Jaskier is willing to give his coin to the very same people he claims to hate.
[Podfic length: 4:36 minutes]
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[PODFIC] Erotica (or, Eric & Celandine) - akindofmerrywar by LenaReads (LenaLawlipop)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
17 Jun 2021
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akindofmerrywar's summary:
Oh. It was that sort of book. Erotica. No wonder Jaskier had hidden it. Geralt felt a little guilty. He should return the book to Jaskier’s bag and pretend he’d never even seen it, let alone read some of it. And yet...
Geralt finds a book hidden in the bottom of Jaskier's pack. Curious about what it is, he reads it. Even more curiously: he enjoys it. A lot. But why do the characters of Eric and Celandine seem so familiar, and why does he recognise the name of the author? Who could this J.A. Pankratz be?
Podfic of Erotica (or, Eric & Celandine) by akindofmerrywar
Length: 21:01 minutes
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[PODFIC] Fumbling & Flash - akindofmerrywar by LenaReads (LenaLawlipop)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
18 Jun 2021
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Under any other circumstances Jaskier would take time to savour the removal of Geralt’s armour, but today speed was of the essence - the longer Geralt stayed in the wet clothes, the more likely it would be that he’d succumb to the cold.
After a fight with an ice giant goes awry, Jaskier is forced to take care of his half-frozen Witcher, terrified that hypothermia might set in and snatch him away. After removing his sodden clothes, he realises there's only one thing warm enough to keep him from the brink: himself.
Podfic of Fumbling & Flash by akindofmerrywar
Length: 23:41 minutes
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[PODFIC] Gallery - akindofmerrywar by LenaReads (LenaLawlipop)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
18 Jun 2021
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Jaskier was looking for a painting. Perhaps that was wrong to describe it that way - he wasn’t looking for it. He knew where it was. His feet could guide him to it without him even thinking.
Jaskier has a favourite painting. In a room where every other painting is admired, he's often the only one looking at it - and, oh, he could look at it all day. He can't help but wonder why he's drawn to the portrait of the white-haired man with the intense expression.
Podfic of Gallery by akindofmerrywar
Length: 3:50 minutes
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“Or you can carry on,” Geralt said, looking away as he dropped his pauldrons to the floor next to the swords. “Like I’m not even here.” Next came the chest plate, Jaskier watching in stunned silence. “I’m sure I heard you say my name through the door, though.”
Geralt's away on a late-night contract, and Jaskier makes the most of a few hours to himself. With one thing - and one person - on his mind, he's having a lovely evening... until he's interrupted by Geralt's unexpected return. But Geralt isn't shocked by what he returns to: In fact, he has a lot of questions for the bard.
Podfic of Hasp by akindofmerrywar
Length: 15:23 minutes
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[PODFIC] Important - akindofmerrywar by LenaReads (LenaLawlipop)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
19 Jun 2021
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If Geralt couldn’t stop the beast, then he had failed as a witcher, and he would die, gladly. He had served his purpose for long enough, and he was no longer needed. It would be like going to sleep.
A mind-altering fiend makes Geralt confront the dark thoughts he tries so hard to ignore. When Jaskier finds him, injured and hopeless, he's determined to make Geralt realise just how important he is to him: even if he won't believe him.
Podfic of Important by akindofmerrywar
Length: 46:28 minutes
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Geralt and Jaskier are being chased by a beast, and there's only one direction they can go.
Podfic of Jump by akindofmerrywar
Length: 2:04 minutes
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- Part 10 of [PODFIC] The Alphabet Game - akindofmerrywar
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[PODFIC] Kidneys - akindofmerrywar by LenaReads (LenaLawlipop)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
20 Jun 2021
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akindofmerrywar's summary:
“What possessed you to punch him, Jaskier?" Geralt asked. "He was twice your size."
Jaskier gets in a barfight. Again. Geralt teases him - until he realises why Jaskier keeps getting into these scraps... and whose honour he's trying to defend.
Podfic of Kidneys by akindofmerrywar
Length: 3:54 minutes
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- Part 11 of [PODFIC] The Alphabet Game - akindofmerrywar
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[PODFIC] Letters - akindofmerrywar by LenaReads (LenaLawlipop)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
21 Jun 2021
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akindofmerrywar's summary:
Jaskier confessed his love on paper a hundred times over, folded and sealed away, never to be read.
One winter, Jaskier writes Geralt a letter - then realises he has no way of sending it to him. That doesn't stop him writing another. And another. None of them are ever delivered, and soon they become a safe way to get his hidden feelings out. Safe for a while.
Podfic of Letters by akindofmerrywar
Length: 4:16 minutes
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- Part 12 of [PODFIC] The Alphabet Game - akindofmerrywar
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Geralt ran, pushing his way through the trees, clambering through brambles. Jaskier was yelling - fear and rage and pain all mixed with his voice, harmonising with the screeching snarl of another one of the huge, insectoid beasts.
Jaskier gets injured while Geralt clears out a monster nest. He's fine, really. Totally fine, Geralt!!
Podfic of Left by akindofmerrywar.
Length: 03:34 minutes
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- Part 13 of [PODFIC] The Alphabet Game - akindofmerrywar
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“Fuck me.” Jaskier emerged from the half-collapsed doorway to the East of the room, ducking beneath a fallen pillar. “That was a little close for comfort.”
Jaskier finds himself as monster bait once more. This time, he doesn't come out of it unscathed. Geralt realises how dangerous Jaskier's role in these hunts really is.
Podfic of Mosaic by akindofmerrywar.
Length: 3:58 minutes
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- Part 14 of [PODFIC] The Alphabet Game - akindofmerrywar
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Jaskier’s hands slipped across Geralt’s armour, unable to find purchase on the worn leather. He’d never seen so much blood.
All of Jaskier's worst fears are coming true - all his most painful nightmares. He needs to tell Geralt how he feels before it's too late. But what if they are just nightmares?
Podfic of Need by akindofmerrywar.
Length: 3:07 minutes
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- Part 15 of [PODFIC] The Alphabet Game - akindofmerrywar
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[PODFIC] Ordinary - akindofmerrywar by LenaReads (LenaLawlipop)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
23 Jun 2022
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Jaskier was having a rather heated conversation with his mother in her solar. Geralt walked a little slower.
Geralt and Jaskier are in Lettenhove on a contract. And visiting Lettenhove also means visiting Jaskier's family, who aren't exactly keen on the person Jaskier has chosen to travel with...
Podfic of Ordinary by akindofmerrywar.
Length (version with live commentary/no commentary): 5:40 minutes/3:45 minutes
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- Part 16 of [PODFIC] The Alphabet Game - akindofmerrywar
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A man dressed in long white robes and a red hood turned the corner in front of them, preaching as he walked. His hands and the cuffs of his robes were blackened with ash. Ash, Geralt knew, and blood.
In Novigrad, a run-in with a Priest of the Eternal Fire goes poorly for everyone involved.
Podfic of Preach by akindofmerrywar.
Length: 3:19 minutes
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- Part 17 of [PODFIC] The Alphabet Game - akindofmerrywar
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[PODFIC] Questions - akindofmerrywar by LenaReads (LenaLawlipop)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
14 Jan 2023
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akindofmerrywar's summary:
“Anyway,” Jaskier continued, “Questions about monsters are the only ones you’ll answer.”
Jaskier asks Geralt a lot of questions: Questions about hunts, questions about monsters. When Geralt chastises him for his curiosity, he realises that there's far more Jaskier leaves unsaid. He just can't work out why.
Podfic of Questions by akindofmerrywar.
Length: 0:05:09 minutes
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- Part 18 of [PODFIC] The Alphabet Game - akindofmerrywar
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Perhaps the pain didn’t have to return. Perhaps Geralt could just… let go. Perhaps he could let himself rest, and forget how cold he was.
Geralt gets injured. Jaskier has to bring him back from the brink.
Podfic of Revive by akindofmerrywar.
Length: 0:04:53 minutes
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- Part 19 of [PODFIC] The Alphabet Game - akindofmerrywar
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[PODFIC] Squeeze - akindofmerrywar by LenaReads (LenaLawlipop)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
14 Jan 2023
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“Yes I’ve fucking got it, Geralt. Honestly! Right, so… grip it at the base and squeeze, yes?”
“Yes.”
There is a soft noise.
“Gentler than that!”
Podfic of Squeeze by akindofmerrywar.
Length: 0:02:50 minutes
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- Part 20 of [PODFIC] The Alphabet Game - akindofmerrywar