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The Harlequin and the Colonel

Series Metadata

Creator:

Series Begun:

2021-08-24

Series Updated:

2022-01-29

Stats:

Words:: 20,652
Works:: 7
Complete:: No
Bookmarks:: 49

Listing Series

Prom Quinn by Mezo_Phane for batmantaking-hobbits2gallifrey

Fandoms: The Suicide Squad (2021), Suicide Squad (2016), DC Extended Universe
24 Aug 2021
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Summary

After Corto Maltese, Harley begins to get closer to Rick, and one night, they have a conversation about regrets.
Rick can’t do much about most of the things she regrets, but there is one thing he can help her with.

Series
- Part 1 of The Harlequin and the Colonel
Language:

English

Words:

2,074

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

20

Kudos:

275

Bookmarks:

24

Hits:

2,861
Sometimes Guardian Angels Wear Red and Black by Mezo_Phane

Fandoms: The Suicide Squad (2021), Suicide Squad (2016), DC Extended Universe
28 Aug 2021
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Summary

When a midnight visit to Rick runs too late, he insists Harley sleep on his couch.
In the middle of the night, she hears a noise from his room.

Series
- Part 2 of The Harlequin and the Colonel
Language:

English

Words:

1,946

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

19

Kudos:

252

Bookmarks:

21

Hits:

2,690
Mens Sana by Mezo_Phane

Fandoms: The Suicide Squad (2021), Suicide Squad (2016), DC Extended Universe
10 Sep 2021
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Summary

The mission had, so far, gone off without a hitch.
Strike one.
Maybe they'd all get out without a scratch.
Strike two.

Series
- Part 3 of The Harlequin and the Colonel
Language:

English

Words:

2,483

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

12

Kudos:

181

Bookmarks:

7

Hits:

1,937
I’m Dyeing Over Here by Mezo_Phane

Fandoms: The Suicide Squad (2021), Suicide Squad (2016), DC Extended Universe
16 Sep 2021
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Summary

Harley wants to refresh the color on the ends of her hair.
But she’s still recovering from that bullet she took to her chest.
What on earth is a girl to do?

Series
- Part 4 of The Harlequin and the Colonel
Language:

English

Words:

2,406

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

16

Kudos:

173

Bookmarks:

9

Hits:

2,052
Pavane Pour Une Infante Défunte by Mezo_Phane

Fandoms: Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), DC Extended Universe
01 Oct 2021
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Summary

Rick receives a mysterious note from Harley.
Why does she want him to go to a cemetery in Queens, and why does she want him to dress up?

Series
- Part 5 of The Harlequin and the Colonel
Language:

English

Words:

2,817

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

8

Kudos:

134

Bookmarks:

5

Hits:

1,566
She Drives Me Crazy (and I can’t help myself) by Mezo_Phane for Webtrinsic

Fandoms: Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), DC Extended Universe
29 Dec 2021
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Summary

The mission is easy, but it also goes wrong.
Or does it?
Rick doesn’t quite know.

Series
- Part 6 of The Harlequin and the Colonel
Language:

English

Words:

5,525

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

7

Kudos:

114

Bookmarks:

11

Hits:

1,612
Does That Make Me Crazy? (Possibly.) by Mezo_Phane

Fandoms: Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), DC Extended Universe
29 Jan 2022
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Summary

Harley has been doing the hardest thing she has ever had to—stay away from her best friend, with whom she is more than a little in love with.
Now, as he asks to see her, will her heart be broken again?

Series
- Part 7 of The Harlequin and the Colonel
Language:

English

Words:

3,401

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

11

Kudos:

100

Bookmarks:

9

Hits:

1,413