the cannibals we are
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Mumbo knows that if his husband showed up at their door, covered in blood again. He would let him in, give him a bath, wash away the blood, and kiss him in bed.
For Grian is two important things. A husband, and himself.
And Mumbo is Grain’s, and a fool.
or; mumbo is an idiot that fell in love with the cannibal that showed up on his door step 10 years ago
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- Part 1 of the cannibals we are
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but i wont make an incision(till you're nice and numb) by aggressiveCries
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
06 Dec 2022
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Grian acted like a dog.
A trained fucking dog.
And that thought scared scar even more, then the empty eyes that looked at him
or, i project onto grian, with a side of him and scar eating his abuser
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- Part 2 of the cannibals we are
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Maybe reunions arent supposed to be sitting in a dark ally way, picking apart a body, making stupid bets.
And maybe grian and taurtis are serial killers.
Or:grian and taurtis are best buds, and meet again after years, in a dark allyway, with grian noming down. And fluff comes.
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- Part 3 of the cannibals we are
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And i know the sensation(youre probably dreading) by aggressiveCries
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
14 Dec 2022
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Once again. Life has decided to hate mumbo. Cuz it turns out, almost everyone grian knew on evo, and so many other servers, just happened to be gods, or beings unexplainable.
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"So mumbo, meet taurtis, childhood friend, we also went to highschool together, and evo, and i killed him at my house party a few years ago!!"
"and taurtis, this is mumbo!! He's a fae, who lives off the power of accidentally owning my name."
Or:mumbo fae, taurtis almost kills him looking for grian, they all buddy buddy, then mumbo kills taurtis cuz fae, then grian just monologs his love for mumbo
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- Part 4 of the cannibals we are
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Now. Most people have this little voice in the back of their head that goes "kissing a cannibal IS A BAD IDEA, when your lips are bleeding".
Scar doesnt have self preservation.
Or;scar is a bit of an idiot, and nothing in his mind tries to stop him from dying at the hands of his lover
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- Part 5 of the cannibals we are
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They’re good at pretending.
When Grian kissed him on the check, and gave him a plate of food, mumbo pretended the touch wasn't as cold as ice, and he pretended to not know that the food in front of him was the guy on the floor an hour ago
Or: even tho this has nothing to do with chrismas, its yalls chrimas gift, cuz i havent been writing cannibalism for like 2 weeks
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- Part 6 of the cannibals we are
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When blood coats my teeth, will you still kiss me the same?
When my hands are covered in thorns, will you still hold them without gloves?
When i smell of sin and iron, will you still hug me close?
When i am the monster under the bed, will you still love me like a human?
Or: OH MY GOD, CANNIBAL FIC THATS NOT HERMITCRAFT? FLOWER HUSBAND<333 BUT SCOTT IS A LITTLE KOOKOO? PLEASE AMD FUCKIN THANK YOU
sooo there is a part two to this, and is now a series....
PLEASE FOR THEW LOVE OF FUCK READ THE TAGS
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- Part 7 of the cannibals we are
- Part 4 of oh the horror!!(romanticized)
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sharpened teeth and softened lies by aggressiveCries
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
22 Jan 2023
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So we won't eat our words.
Cause they don't taste good.
So maybe I'll talk to you two.
In the only way I know how to.
OR:I FUCKIN, THIS IS THE FIRST PART OF GRIAN, SCARS, AND MUMBO'S STORY, ENJOY THIS, CUZ IM PUMPED, WE LOVE THEM, ALSO, NEXT CHAPTER TO THEIR STORY IS GOING TO HAVE LOONY. CUZ I NEED TO WRITE MORE OF HER.
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- Part 7 of oh the horror!!(romanticized)
- Part 8 of the cannibals we are
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And scott couldn't understand what they were saying, but there was whispering all around him when jimmy looked up at him with a smile brighter then the sun, red in between each tooth. His tail flapping around, webbed hands waved to him, and scott waved back with his inordinately long hands and naturally sharp nails.
And the two smiled at each other, teeth showing. Both with teeth sharper than the knives and swords of their empires.
And lizzie whispered something, and jimmy turned redder the the bloody water, and hit her on the arm, and she just laughed.
It never crossed their mind that fish are very cannibalistic.
OR: jimmy, lizzie are siblings, axolotls try to eat their siblings when young, and some dont grow out of it, and cod are just fuckin cannibals. so its apart of their culture to try to eat and kill each other. but its really fluffy, and jimmy is trying to show off to scott as a way of courting.
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- Part 9 of the cannibals we are
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And blood flowed. It driped and it dropped. And it was paint. And Scott painted a beautiful picture.
A picture of blood, of gore, of love.
OR:martyn=cannibal, scott is new cannibal, and i romanticize it.
OR, OR: leave it to me to romanticize something other would call inhumane(something im very good at)
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- Part 10 of the cannibals we are