oh the horror!!(romanticized)
Series Metadata
Listing Series
-
F.I.R.E Favorite Insane Realationship EEEEEEEE by aggressiveCries
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
03 Feb 2023
Tags
Summary
After all, no one wants to keep a coyote in a chicken coop.
No one but ren of course.
or: martyn and ren fall in love with each other for the trust they give out so easily, and the small details only they get to know.
Series
- Part 1 of oh the horror!!(romanticized)
-
Tags
Summary
Martyn was just his coworker for a good while. Then, when ren hurt, Martyn wormed his way in. Loyal to a default. Violent on occasion. And so unapologetically himself.
Martyn didn't exactly care what other people thought (and if that confidence wasn't hot, ren don't know what is.).
or: big b makes ren feel hurt, martyn is hot and petty, and so he beats the shit out of big b<3
Series
- Part 2 of oh the horror!!(romanticized)
-
Tags
Summary
Of course it hurt, of course it fucking hurt.
It hurt like nothing else in the world ever hurt.
But you're all the way over there, and I'm way over here. What am I gonna do?
OR: i like martyn to hurt. so, i killed ren. mhm. worte this durring a power outage
Series
- Part 3 of oh the horror!!(romanticized)
-
Tags
Summary
When blood coats my teeth, will you still kiss me the same?
When my hands are covered in thorns, will you still hold them without gloves?
When i smell of sin and iron, will you still hug me close?
When i am the monster under the bed, will you still love me like a human?
Or: OH MY GOD, CANNIBAL FIC THATS NOT HERMITCRAFT? FLOWER HUSBAND<333 BUT SCOTT IS A LITTLE KOOKOO? PLEASE AMD FUCKIN THANK YOU
sooo there is a part two to this, and is now a series....
PLEASE FOR THEW LOVE OF FUCK READ THE TAGS
Series
- Part 7 of the cannibals we are
- Part 4 of oh the horror!!(romanticized)
-
Tags
Summary
When I kiss you and your teeth cut my lips, I will kiss you again.
When your hands burn hotter then the sun, I will hold them tightly.
When you smell of decay and rot, I will still hold you as royalty.
When you are the boogyman, I will still love you with the humanity you lack.
OR; second part to "monster under the bed" cuz people liked cannibal scott who loves his husband, and i need validation. READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END, CUZ I HAVE A CUTE LITTLE WRITTERS THOUGHT ABOUT IT I NEED TO SHARE. LIKE. RIGHT NOW.
Series
- Part 5 of oh the horror!!(romanticized)
-
my kraken loves me and i love him the same by aggressiveCries
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
21 Jan 2023
Tags
Summary
“Why do you still kiss me when i taste like blood?”
“Cuz even if your teeth cut my lips, i would still kiss you again.”
“Why do you hold my hands when my nails hurt?”
“Cuz even if you chopped my right hand off, i would hold yours with my left hand.”
‘Why hug me when it makes you smell like blood?”
“Cuz even if you smell like decaying flesh, i would hold you like you deserve.”
“Why do you love me when im a monster?”
OR:THEY ADOPT A KID, OH MY GOD, I LOVE THEM
Series
- Part 6 of oh the horror!!(romanticized)
-
sharpened teeth and softened lies by aggressiveCries
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
22 Jan 2023
Tags
Summary
So we won't eat our words.
Cause they don't taste good.
So maybe I'll talk to you two.
In the only way I know how to.
OR:I FUCKIN, THIS IS THE FIRST PART OF GRIAN, SCARS, AND MUMBO'S STORY, ENJOY THIS, CUZ IM PUMPED, WE LOVE THEM, ALSO, NEXT CHAPTER TO THEIR STORY IS GOING TO HAVE LOONY. CUZ I NEED TO WRITE MORE OF HER.
Series
- Part 7 of oh the horror!!(romanticized)
- Part 8 of the cannibals we are
-
and the curtains were on fire by aggressiveCries
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
28 Jan 2023
Tags
Summary
Scar just laughed. "Dude, you sound like me!! Oh, it's so nice to be the one, saying someone mught be insane!!" Grian ran his hands over his face, pulling it down a bit.
"Yeah, well I can see why you hate these conversations."
or:last part of grians story, cuz i have no other ideas, and im just, losing my mind, this feels like hell lmao, martyn is next tho, pumped, got ideas, im bareky here enough to do this lmao
Series
- Part 8 of oh the horror!!(romanticized)
-
Tags
Summary
Jimmy had noticed an increase of flowers around the house
or:little oneshot of jimmy, scott, and looney, cuz ive been thinking about them.
Series
- Part 9 of oh the horror!!(romanticized)
-
Tags
Summary
He peaked an eye at his daughter and watched as she smiled back at him.
"Watching you!! Can I?"
"Can you, what?"
"atat!!"
or:looney finds scott meditating, thinks its hard, then runs off and kills a bird, cuz we love her<3
Series
- Part 10 of oh the horror!!(romanticized)
-
Tags
Summary
He didn't hate his birthday, nothing bad really even happened on his birthday. It was just…well…he didn't really know. Just this day felt sad. Like something would happen, like it was just inevitable really.
OR:scott really doesnt enjoy his birthday all too much
OR, OR: its my birthday, and im just projecting
Series
- Part 11 of oh the horror!!(romanticized)
-
lock the door, seal it too by aggressiveCries
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
02 Mar 2023
Tags
Summary
But no matter the world. No matter how the cards land. No matter if he folds.
Looney is in every universe he's lived through.
OR: just some of the worlds scott has lived through!! <3 our girl looney has been getting love, so really, this was needed, for not just me
NOT CANNON TO THIS AU. THIS WAS JUST A GOOFY LITTLE IDEA THAT I FOLLOWED THROUGHT WITH
Series
- Part 12 of oh the horror!!(romanticized)