Life Skills
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Waltzing in a Shack by SeaStarGate
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Nov 2023
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Diavolo started playing classical music from his phone. He set it on the bar counter. Leone recognized it as Frühlingsstimmen by Johann Strauss. It was a light song characterized by violins and was way too romantic for Leone’s heart to function.
Diavolo grabbed his hand and they waltzed. Leone wanted to let muscle memory take over as his thoughts ran a mile a minute. Instead of that, he kept on stepping on Diavolo’s foot.
“How are you doing worst?”
“Tired, I guess.”
“Pass baby’s bedtime.”
“Shut up.”or
Diavolo teaches Abbacchio to waltzSeries
- Part 1 of Life Skills
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Just Buy The Lipstick by SeaStarGate
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
07 Dec 2023
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He sat on a bench staring at a store. Maria’s Makeup. Leone just ran out of his favorite lipstick. Even if it was just to wear at home, he needed it. But was he going to get looks if he entered? Normally he wouldn’t give a shit, but this was a small town and rumors flew fast. Sure, his friends and family accepted him and that was all that mattered. But moving here sucked enough without everyone judging him for existing.
“The sign said opened.” Leone looked up to see Diavolo.
“I’m surprised you’re even outside.”
“You’re hilarious, papa needed me to pick up groceries,” Diavolo held up a bag.Series
- Part 2 of Life Skills
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Holiday Traditions by SeaStarGate
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
23 Dec 2023
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Leone was at the local grocery store buying three gingerbread house kits.
“That’s a waste of money,” said Diavolo coming from the shadows.
“How do you do that?”
“Quit asking, you know you’re not getting an answer.”
Leone rolled his eyes, “So, what brings you to the public’s sphere?”
“Mondays are the least busy and I need to get groceries for Papa. Why are you buying three gingerbread houses?”or Diavolo and Leone explore holiday traditions
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- Part 3 of Life Skills
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Stalking 101 by SeaStarGate
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Jan 2024
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“I need you to help me this Saturday.”
“You know I might be busy,” Diavolo said putting down the book he was pretending to read.
“And what would that be?” Leone asked arms crossed.
“I’m practicing tying knots.”
“Of course, you are, how about you practice stalking with me.”
Diavolo raised an eyebrow, “I thought you were a rule follower.”
“It’s about Narancia, I’m worried he fell in the wrong crowd.”Series
- Part 4 of Life Skills
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Photograph by SeaStarGate
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Feb 2024
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Photography was an unlikely skill that Diavolo picked up. His father being a priest meant he was the church photographer. Whether it be baptisms, weddings, or a charity drive, if there was an event at the church Diavolo was photographing it. He would complain all he wanted, but Diavolo knew it was better than being photographed.
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- Part 5 of Life Skills
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Kissing Pratice by SeaStarGate
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
23 Mar 2024
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“Can I kiss you?”
Leone fell down.Series
- Part 6 of Life Skills
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Fuck This Poem by SeaStarGate
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Jul 2024
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“I’m going to kill myself.”
“Do you want help?”
“You’re not supposed to respond with that!”
“Off the top of my head I can think of twenty ways to end your life.”
“Most people say don’t kill yourself, it’s gets better.”or Leone is trying to write a poem
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- Part 7 of Life Skills
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We're Basically Dating by SeaStarGate
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 Aug 2024
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Diavolo was terrible at cooking. That was a bit dramatic, he could make something editable. As long as it was editable he was fine with it. Which in Leone’s correct opinion was a terrible way to cook. Which is why he was making Diavolo cook dinner with him every Monday.
“See this, this is what we call spices, you use spices to make the food taste good.”
Diavolo scowled, “I’m not two.”
Leone ignored him, putting spices in the basket.
“It wasn’t that bad.” Last week Diavolo made them dinner, it was bland as fuck and was the reason Leone decided to give him lessons.Through a series of being too domestic together Diavolo comes to a new stunning conclusion about his relationship with Leone
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- Part 8 of Life Skills