love mercy, now
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to love, to care, and to hold by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Mar 2024
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“You have done nothing but apologize to this king since you arrived.” Mobei Jun signs off on another document not looking at him. “Stop it. It is of no trouble taking care of Qinghua."
"Still, my king. you didn't have to," Shang Qinghua winces. Casual. Remember to be casual! And Normal! “This one must have been a handful! This servant will make sure to make it up to my king."
"No, this king did not have to," Mobei Jun says, finally turning to Shang Qinghua with a meaningful look. “But I wanted to."
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sqh gets his wisdom teeth removed. for his post-surgery care, mbj steps up to the task.
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- Part 4 of love mercy, now
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rotten work it may be, i want it all for me by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jun 2024
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From the window of Shang Qinghua’s office, Mobei Jun spies him grabbing a handful of toasted melon seeds all the while trying not to fall flat on his face and onto the document he’s drafting. He shoves the seeds in his mouth and promptly spits them out as soon as he realizes they’re unpeeled. He runs a hand through his face in notable exhaustion almost doing so with the hand holding the brush and nearly staining his face with ink.
Mobei Jun sees Shang Qinghua stifling a yawn, rapidly shaking his head in an attempt to will away his exhaustion, and reaches a decision.
If Shang Qinghua won’t take care of himself, then Mobei Jun is taking matters into his own hands.
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mbj and his quest to make sqh understand that to love and be loved is to allow himself rest
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- Part 6 of love mercy, now
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you were there, inside my head by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jul 2024
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“My king…you didn’t actually just stay here for a month, did you? You went back to the palace too, right? Every now and then?”
“Qinghua is not there,” Mobei Jun replies plainly with a careless shrug like that explains everything.
“My king, you couldn’t have possibly planned to just sit here? What if this one really did take three years to cultivate?”
“Then this king would have sat here for three years.”
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featuring: sqh and his multitude of health problems caused by overworking himself. meanwhile, mbj just wants him to be healthy and for sqh to please stop trying to commit karoshi
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- Part 7 of love mercy, now
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in death you persevered; you lived and are held dear by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Aug 2024
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it's the day of Airplane's death and Shang Qinghua's transmigration
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- Part 8 of love mercy, now
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blue hour by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Oct 2024
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"Do you wish this Mobei Jun to stop his ministrations and let you go?"
Does he want Mobei Jun to stop petting him like a favored housecat so he can go slave away once again? Of course not! What kind of a question is that?? But Shang Qinghua has to get up sometime today to finish all his work and tick off everything that needs to be done for the banquet.
Shang Qinghua lets out the deepest of sighs. “This humble one really needs to tend to his duties. Of course, it’s not to say I prefer that over my king. It’s just that—See, if this servant has a choice he would—
"Shang Qinghua," Mobei Jun seizes his chin, resting his clawed thumb just below Shang Qinghua’s lower lip to make sure his gaze does not stray from him. "Do you wish for me to stop?"
Shang Qinghua thinks about it—truly thinks about it—and the answer is simply, "No, my king. I rather wish to stay where I am."
“Good. Then stay,” Mobei Jun says, a pleased rumbling as he closes his eyes and relaxes once again on the cushions never once letting him go.
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sqh is, once again, running himself ragged with work. mbj is, once again, here to make him rest and take care of him
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- Part 9 of love mercy, now
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i'll be your crybaby by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jan 2025
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Mobei Jun is of course not going to use fake tears to make Shang Qinghua do more work. The man already does that on his own anyway. No. Mobei Jun is going to take a page out of Luo Binghe’s books and see if it will have the same effect on Shang Qinghua.
After all, wasn’t it Shang Qinghua himself who said the best way to someone’s heart is to be pathetic?
Mobei Jun is about to test this theory out.
or: shang qinghua thought mobei jun was crying—he was not, of course. mobei jun just got something stuck on his eye. shang qinghua goes crazy about it anyway and mobei jun, an opportunist who learned from the best, takes advantage of this.
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- Part 10 of love mercy, now
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nonviolent communication by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2025
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“Why do you even like me?” Shang Qinghua asks in the wake of Mobei Jun’s confession.
“Why must Qinghua pose such a stupid question?” Mobei Jun answers, tone light and affectionate despite his words. “I don’t just like you. I told you, I love you.”
“Yeah, I don’t get that either.”
or: shang qinghua asks a question that’s been plaguing him. mobei jun is all too happy to answer — even if he thinks the question is a stupid one.
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- Part 12 of love mercy, now
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you're the sunflower, i think your love would be too much by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Apr 2025
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Shang Qinghua scratches his head, confused. “I’m not really sure why it has blue specks on it, my king. Perhaps because it is grown here?” Maybe the cold climate of the North is the reason for it? Or because of the soil? “But…it’s pretty, right?”
Here’s the thing, Shang Qinghua not only managed to grow sunflowers—he cultivated a different species of it, which is highly likely only native to the North due to his methods and the conditions under which he nurtured it. The flower is a sunflower, but it’s tinted blue because the soil in the North has a high content of decomposing plant material that produces anthocyanidin and makes blue pigmentation in plants possible.
It takes Mobei Jun time to answer, mesmerized as he is by the little miracle Shang Qinghua managed to produce, but when he does look up, Shang Qinghua’s heart almost seizes at the spot when he sees that Mobei Jun is smiling.
‘Ah,’ Mobei Jun thinks, ‘Qinghua really does bring life wherever he goes.’
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or Shang Qinghua cultivated a new species of sunflower...just for Mobei Jun
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- Part 13 of love mercy, now
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different shades of blue by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2021
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mobei jun courts shang qinghua in the way he knows howーby showering him with gifts and material things. naturally, shang qinghua has to ruin mobei jun’s fun by telling him there is such a thing as ‘too many gifts’.
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for Freyja as part of moshang after hours' secret Santa
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- Part 14 of love mercy, now
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the greatest scam ever pulled by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Apr 2025
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“What does Qinghua think of marriage?” Mobei Jun asks one afternoon, apropos of nothing.
“That it’s a trap,” Shang Qinghua answers without missing a beat. “It’s a scam.”
“A scam?” If the demon lounging leisurely in the daybed on the balcony of his An Ding office is surprised or thinks anything of the peak lord’s answer, he doesn’t show it. “This king had no idea Qinghua had such a bleak outlook on marriage,” Mobei Jun comments. “That’s unexpected considering the literature he likes to indulge in and often pens himself.”
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or: mobei jun just pulled off the greatest scam of all time
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- Part 15 of love mercy, now
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no better place (than by my side) by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Apr 2025
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“Qinghua likes having me around.”
“Of course, I do,” Shang Qinghua says, giving him a funny look. “I wouldn’t have agreed to marry you otherwise.”
“But you are busy.”
“And? That has never stopped you from bothering me before,” Shang Qinghua replies, teasing. “I like your company. Besides, there’s no one else I’d rather be around, no matter the state I’m in or what I’m doing.”
His words send something warm straight to Mobei Jun’s chest, making him almost giddy, and he huffs, “I see.”
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or: shang qinghua continues to KO mobei jun by his casual declarations of love
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- Part 16 of love mercy, now
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in the heat of the moment by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jun 2025
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“A-Lian, fuck sakes, why are you wearing your winter robes?” Shang Qinghua clicks his tongue as she approaches his table. “Aish! Just looking at you makes me feel even hotter!”
“Shifu,” she says slowly and evenly, “it’s winter.”
“Hah?” Shang Qinghua exclaims, abruptly stopping from fanning himself to look at her, confused and a whole lot annoyed by the sweat trickling from his nape down his back.
“And we’re also in the middle of a blizzard.”
“...ah?”
“If this one would assess the situation, it seems like Shifu has been spending more time in a climate much different than Cang Qiong, and so it is only fair that he is no longer accustomed to it.”
Shang Qinghua is so confused. “What does that have to do with—ah.” Understanding finally dawns, and Shang Qinghua closes his eyes as he throws his head back against the backrest of his chair. “Ah, shit.”
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or: SQH needs to be the Northern Dessert's Consort to have body temperature regulating powers, and MBJ finally convinces him to finally get the wedding preparations in motion.
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- Part 17 of love mercy, now
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built a ship to wreck, for divine absolution you beg by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jan 2026
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“I really do love you, you know? My absolute favorite.” Always was, and always will be. “Out of all my creations, of all the things I’ve written and imagined, you are my most favorite and my most beloved.”
Mobei Jun freezes when Shang Qingua’s words finally sink in.
“...What?”
Shang Qinghua gives himself three beats before pushing off Mobei Jun and daring to look at him. Funny how the words just spilled out of his mouth so easily and so naturally.
Because it is nothing short of a fact, Shang Qinghua loves Mobei Jun above anyone and anything, and in that lies the truth behind who he really is.
So he takes a deep breath and utters the rest of his confession, the final nail in the coffin of the best thing that has ever happened to him, “I created this world, my king.”
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or: sqh finally reveals he's the author god creator of PIDW
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- Part 20 of love mercy, now