Ineffable Smut
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Whatever (put my body to work) by doraminatook
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale chooses his words carefully.
He didn’t shag or f*ck...he makes love.
But Crowley knows that he wants to explore activities beyond "the vanilla stuff".
When a terrible storm blows in, the demon decides today would be a great day to do WHATEVER his angel wants.
After all, how dirty could Aziraphale’s mind be, anyway?
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Smut
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Synonym for Beg by doraminatook
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Jun 2024
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Aziraphale laughed between pants, and soon Crowley joined in as well. His grip relaxed slightly but he still held his lover’s wrists in place and kissed him gently.
“That was very naughty of you,” he cooed, “...taking my shirt without asking me and then making such a fuss over giving it back,” Aziraphale shook his head and clicked his tongue disappointedly, “What am I going to do with you?”
There was a slight pause before Crowley offered, “You could punish me…?”
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Alright, listen up. I had a very stressful week so I wrote a smutty one-shot to take the edge off, okay? I could be doing cocaine but instead I write fluff about an angel and a demon getting it on. Let me live my life. <3 <3
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Smut
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Platform Slingbacks by doraminatook
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jan 2024
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Back from Heaven, Aziraphale has his work cut out for him as he tries to clean up his bookshop. He gets more stressed by the hour. Luckily, Crowley knows just how to help his angel relax.
Sexy fluff.
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Smut
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How to Wash a Demon by doraminatook
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Mar 2024
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Crowley decides to take a bath.
Aziraphale decides to join him.
(Salutes) Enjoy, soldier.Series
- Part 4 of Ineffable Smut
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Uninvited by doraminatook
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Nov 2023
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They knew that they were on borrowed time, but the warm, sweet sensations coursing through their bodies were too wonderful. Breathlessly, Aziraphle finally spoke, “Exciting, huh?”
Crowley laughed, “So…very…exciting…We need to come up with a better system.”
“Perhaps, we should make it a rule to not make love when we have company over.”
“Counter offer: we simply don’t have company over. Ever again.”
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- Part 5 of Ineffable Smut
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Informal by doraminatook
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Feb 2024
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“Here. You have to try this. It will make you feel better," he moved the unagi closer to Crowley’s mouth who merely leered at the thing.
“I’m not really into the whole raw fish thing.”
“Well, it’s eel so-”
“Eel. Fish. Not into it.”
Aziraphale gave a small pout and went on, “You’re missing out if you don’t try it. I’m sure you’ve only ever had cheap sushi. I’m telling you: you haven’t really tried sushi until you’ve eaten here.”
Crowley fearfully stared down the hunk of eel in front of his face, “Sometimes, I regret encouraging you to eat that ox rib.” Despite his trepidation, Crowley obediently opened his mouth and accepted the sushi.
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The Ineffable Idiots are enjoying a sushi dinner when things take a turn. **wink**wink**
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- Part 6 of Ineffable Smut
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This Mouth Was Made For Worship by doraminatook
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Sep 2025
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“Are you alright, dear?”
The demon nodded, “Course. Yeah. I just – it’s not demeaning for you to do that?”
“No, dear. I don’t find fellatio demeaning.”
“Ahhh!” Crowley cried, “Don’t call it that."
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The angel makes the demon an offer he tries to refuse. The demon eventually gives in. Have fun, friends.
(finger guns out the door)
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- Part 7 of Ineffable Smut
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Hunger by doraminatook
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Aug 2024
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Aziraphale took a third bite and really savored it. Upon finishing, he responded, “Obviously, they’re a little crispier than I usually care for, but all in all, they are delicious. Do I detect some vanilla extract in there?”
The demon shrugged, “The recipe called for it so…yeah.”
Setting aside his utensils and wiping the corners of his mouth with a napkin, Aziraphale descended upon Crowley, “I mean it: they’re very good…but,” His smile turned wicked, “I don’t really have a taste for pancakes at this very moment.”
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Do I have a problem. Maybe. Am I going to stop any time soon? Probably not
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- Part 8 of Ineffable Smut
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Listless by doraminatook
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Nov 2023
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The demon was dramatically pacing now, caught up in his own monologue. He continued to ramble, eventually ending up near an end table, lined with ceramic trinkets and a long-forgotten mug of cold cocoa. His litany of monotony ended with him perched near the table and exclaiming, “Simply put: nothing shocks me anymore!”
(Aziraphale is about to test that theory.)
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- Part 9 of Ineffable Smut
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Black Tie Affair by doraminatook
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Feb 2024
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Smilingly naughtily, Crowley offered, “How about this? I’m going to roam around a bit, and you really should follow me…you know, make sure I don’t get up to any trouble. You’ll desperately try to coax me back and I’ll deliberately ignore you.”
Aziraphale grinned ever so slightly, “It would be wrong of me not to follow you, I wager.”
“Yes. Exactly.”
“I mean, who knows what kind of damage you could do to this beautiful house if I left you to your own devices?”
Crowley grabbed the angel’s hand, “It’s your duty as a harbinger of peace to keep me in check, eh?”
“I mean, technically not anymore, but I see where you’re going with this.”
Out of sight of the rest of the party, Crowley slowly drifted away from the living room entrance and while feigning dismay, Aziraphale followed.
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The Ineffable Husbands attend a fancy black-tie affair and can't keep their hands off each other.
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- Part 10 of Ineffable Smut
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Worship You by doraminatook
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jun 2025
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There was no other way to describe it: Aziraphale was the most beautiful thing Crowley had ever seen.
He wasn’t even doing anything particularly interesting – just collecting laundry from the clothesline – but it was enough to make Crowley stop and stare, watching breathlessly through the glass patio doors. A soft summer breeze was ruffling Aziraphale’s hair, and the sunlight was hitting his eyes at just the right angle, making them sparkle even more usual. And then there was the issue of those forearms: with sleeves rolled up and cuffed perfectly at the elbows. Crowley especially liked this look on the angel. It gave the impression that Aziraphale was ready for work...what kind of what was yet to be determined.
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Domestic bliss turns into a playful argument which turns into lovin'.
Look, sometimes you write nuanced a character study that tells a fantastic story....and sometimes you just want to see your OTP bang it out on the table.
Happy trails.Series
- Part 11 of Ineffable Smut
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Dark Berries by doraminatook
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Jan 2026
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The evidence was all there, plain as day really. However, everyone at the villa was too wrapped up in their own microdramas to bother noticing. Had they been paying attention, they would have seen the suggestive leers and wanton glances thrown between Anthony, the duke’s valet, and the newly arrived stable master, Mr. Fell.
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Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves "working" at the same estate. Hidden among the rest of the staff, they find opportunities for clandestine meetings...meetings that involve finding new ways to drink wine.
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- Part 12 of Ineffable Smut