Batfam Shenanigans
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Two (demon) birds on a sugar maple by MarionAveoneLuther
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
26 Aug 2024
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“Raven?” Damian asked and he suddenly felt acutely aware of the presence of his four limbs, which was peculiar, because he possessed all of his four limbs his entire life and he had never found himself wondering what to do or not do with them, before now.
“Yeah, that’s my name,” she replied.
“Raven,” Damian repeated, as if trying the name in his mouth. “Like the bird?”
“Like the bird, like the color… Take your pick.”
“I pick the bird,” Damian informed her, shoving his hands in his hoodie’s pockets. “I have a certain affinity for birds.”
A sputtering sound and a coughing fit from Drake, Todd's snicker, Dick’s facepalm. He’d kill them all. Slowly. In a minute.
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An alternative meet-cute for Raven and Damian. There are Bat-bros, pumpkin-spiced-lattes, trees, and autumn strolls involved.Series
- Part 1 of Batfam Shenanigans
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Timing was everything, and feigning vulnerability was always an asset. Especially in his asylum of a family, where, even at sixteen, everyone considered him the cute baby brother.
It was his fault. He hadn't committed any in-family murder attempt in too long. Well, today would fix this.
In loving memory of Richard Grayson: Son, brother, the first Robin, Nightwing of Bludhaven, circus acrobat, cockblocker.
Or Dick attempts to give 16yo Damian the talk after walking in on him and Rae having sex. Jason and Tim ensure he does it (not)right.
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- Part 2 of Batfam Shenanigans
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“What is there to figure out? This is not a sticker, Todd! It’s permanent!”
“Which reminds me… A raven? A freaking raven? You’re sixteen, D! Did it cross your mind you won’t spend the rest of your life with the goth chick?” Jason asked him, hands waving wildly.
“Could be worse, though,” Tim shrugged.
Jason turned to look at him incredulously. “How could it be worse?”
“He could have done her name in cursive with half a heart or something,” Tim shrugged, lips twitching.
“That’s what the tattoo-artist proposed when we went,” Damian mumbled.
“We?” Jason asked, raising an eyebrow.
“Rae and I,” Damian said and his lips twitched upwards. “She got a little Robin.”
Tim snorted.Jason gagged.
“I am gonna puke!”
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Damian gets a tattoo while away for the weekend in Bludhaven. Jason and TIm see it when he returns and think of an unorthodox way to take the heat off of him when Bruce finds out.
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- Part 3 of Batfam Shenanigans
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“I thought we were banned from bringing dates to galas after Dick’s and Cory’s scandal last year!”
“I love how the only one of us still legally obliged to listen to B is the only one with the balls not to,” Dick mumbled, shaking his head.
“Hey, I’ve got the balls alright,” Jason shot back, his voice still hoarse from coughing.
Tim snorted. “Yeah, but you’ve been single practically as long as Damian has been seeing Raven.”
“Fuck off, Nancy Drew,” Jason grumbled. “I date… just different women, only once, and with very specific dating activities involved.”
“And you guys call me a whore,” Dick snorted.
Tim sipped his champagne and rolled his eyes. “You are the whore, Dick, don’t kid yourself.”
“Okay, B is either having a stroke or mentally rewriting the will again,” Jason said, stifling an amused chuckle. “This is far more entertaining than I expected.”
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Damian runs a little late in order to bring a surprise guest to the Wayne Christmas Gala. Bruce is not amused, Dick, Tim, and Jason are being little shits, and Damian laughs for the first time since he joined the family. You know the drill! Humor, fluff, and Bat-Bros chaos.Series
- Part 4 of Batfam Shenanigans
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Tim Drake was nothing if he wasn't good at math. Math was his superpower. And maybe it wasn't an overtly volatile superpower like those of the Supeys—the kind that could smash supervillains through brick walls—but math could sure as hell be volatile in the right hands. Tim's hands.
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- Part 5 of Batfam Shenanigans
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In Their Defense by MarionAveoneLuther
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Jessica Jones (TV)
29 Mar 2025
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"Who the fuck are you?"
“I asked first, asshole.”
“I'm Red Hood!”
Jessica snorted.
Red Hood growled.
"Red hood? Red hood? Where's your damn wicker basket? Don't tell me you forgot the pie… Granny's gonna flip!"
“You think you’re funny?”
"No, I think you're funny. Thought I made that clear,"
“I’m Gotham’s most feared crime-lord…”
"And you went with a code-name straight out of a kid's bedtime story."
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Fed up with NYC and her life there, Jessica Jones decides to take a case in Gotham City and attempt to start her life over there. Between Gotham Villains, the Bats and a glorious Red Hood, what could possibly go wrong?Series
- Part 1 of In Their Defense
- Part 6 of Batfam Shenanigans