Schlock
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Mark uses the Prestidigitation spell for something other than shitting someone else's pants.
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- Part 2 of Best Wishes
- Part 1 of Schlock
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Regi is having trouble dealing with Siggy's near death experience and goes to Siggy with a proposition.
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- Part 12 of The Dawn Takers
- Part 2 of Schlock
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Schlocktober Day 2: Taking Notes During Sex and Grading It by purplemilk27
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Aug 2025
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Gale is trying to give Saga the best sexual experience he can, and for him, that means research notes.
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- Part 3 of Schlock
- Part 6 of Saga & Gale
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Schlocktober Day 1 & 12 - Sex Related Injury & Haggled Use by purplemilk27
Fandoms: The Players Keep (Web Series)
15 Aug 2025
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Willow haggles with Cricket to get him to finally touch her.
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- Part 13 of The Dawn Takers
- Part 4 of Schlock
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Schlocktober Day 24 - Genitals Stuck in a Zipper by purplemilk27
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Aug 2025
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Astarion visits Gale at his office at the university and tries to give him the best blow job of his life.
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- Part 5 of Schlock
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Chop, Chop Big Boy - Jingle Bell Schlock Dec 22 by purplemilk27
Fandoms: The Players Keep (Web Series)
22 Dec 2025
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Siggy chops down a tree for the Dawn Takers to decorate for Christmas.
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- Part 6 of Schlock
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Past Behavior is the Best Predictor of Future Behavior - Jingle Bell Schlock Dec 24 by purplemilk27
Fandoms: The Players Keep (Web Series)
24 Dec 2025
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Motthew and Cricket needle Siggy about his past with Regi.
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- Part 24 of The Dawn Takers
- Part 7 of Schlock
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Raidion receives a Valentine's Day gift from I. He wishes he hadn't.
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- Part 8 of Schlock
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Little Gingerbread Bitch - Jingle Bell Schlock Dec 25 by purplemilk27
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Dec 2025
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Gale and Astarion bake gingerbread cookies for the holidays!
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- Part 9 of Schlock
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Pony Up - Jingle Bell Schlock Dec 24 by purplemilk27
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Dec 2025
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Tav uses the horn to call the ogres in the wrong situation. They take their payment for showing up in other ways.
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- Part 10 of Schlock
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Journey North - Jingle Bell Schlock Dec 23 by purplemilk27
Fandoms: The Players Keep (Web Series)
23 Dec 2025
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Trudging through the frozen Everfrost Expanse sucks. Unless you're dating a Grung you can't touch because his skin is poisonous. Then there are benefits.
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- Part 11 of Schlock
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Esper has a little surprise for Shy while they're at temple.
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- Part 5 of Best Wishes
- Part 12 of Schlock
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Random Acts of Rudeness - Jingle Bell Schlock Dec 20 by purplemilk27
Fandoms: The Players Keep (Web Series)
20 Dec 2025
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Motthew celebrates the holidays a little differently.
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- Part 13 of Schlock
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Thistle buys drugs and enjoys them alone in his room.
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- Part 14 of Schlock
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Incorrigible - Jingle Bell Schlock Dec 18 by purplemilk27
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
18 Dec 2025
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Astarion and Santa have an interesting conversation over text.
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- Part 15 of Schlock
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Veritable Den of Sin - Jingle Bell Schlock Dec 17 by purplemilk27
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 Dec 2025
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There's an unseen voyeur in Gale and Astarion's home.
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- Part 16 of Schlock
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Overjoyed - Jingle Bell Schlock Dec 15 by purplemilk27
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Dec 2025
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Astarion is dragged kicking and screaming to his first drag show to see Gale perform.
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- Part 17 of Schlock
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XXXmas Gifts - Jingle Bell Schlock Dec 14 by purplemilk27
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
14 Dec 2025
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Astarion has recently escaped a terrible relationship and is cleaning out his apartment of all memories of it. But what to do with everything?
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- Part 18 of Schlock
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Quiet Moments of Reflection - Jingle Bell Schlock Dec 16 by purplemilk27
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
30 Nov 2025
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Karlach is preparing to decorate her home for Christmas, when she finds the Christmas stockings...
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- Part 19 of Schlock