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• The Bite of 2015 by SilverFengo

  Fandoms: Club Penguin  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  31 Oct 2023

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • One-Sided Rookie Mascbot (Club Penguin)/Original Female Character(s)
  • Rookie MascBot (Club Penguin)
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Rookie (mentioned)
  • Jet Pack Guy (mentioned)
  • Skull Crushing
  • One-Sided Attraction
  • making out with a robot
  • fnaf reference
  • Halloween
  • Crack
  • i came up with this on the spot
  • Club Penguin Halloween Party 2015
  • the penguins have cloacae in this
  • Cards Against Humanity inside joke
  • cum mention
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall
  • christianity reference
  • Cross-Posted on Wattpad
  • Self-Insert
  • crackfic
  • Blood and Gore
  • Swearing
  • Mentioned Jesus Christ (Christianity)
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • i think??
  • Suggestive Themes
  • Self-Indulgent
  • Oneshot
  • Horny
  • Blood
  • Gore
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • Satire
  • I Don't Even Know
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • No Smut
  • No Sex
  • cursing
  • Dark Crack
  • Not Canon Compliant

  Summary

  Don't try to fuck the Mascbots.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Random Crack

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  616

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  10

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  85

• Fruity Ninja Fuckfest (Silver Takes It All In) by SilverFengo

  Fandoms: Fruit Ninja (Video Games), LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Minecraft (Video Game), Fruit Ninja Frenzy Force (Cartoon)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Multi, F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  11 Nov 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Jay Walker (Ninjago)/Original Female Character(s)
  • Herobrine (Minecraft)/Original Female Character(s)
  • Kevin (Steven Universe)/Original Female Character(s)
  • Rinjin (Fruit Ninja)/Original Female Character(s)
  • Katsuro (Fruit Ninja)/Original Female Character(s)
  • Katsuro (Fruit Ninja)/Rinjin (Fruit Ninja)
  • Rinjin (Fruit Ninja)/Katsuro (Fruit Ninja)/Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Jay Walker (Ninjago)
  • Kevin (Steven Universe)
  • Herobrine (Minecraft)
  • Rinjin (Fruit Ninja)
  • Durian Grey (Fruit Ninja Frenzy Force)
  • Katsuro (Fruit Ninja)
  • Sensei (Fruit Ninja)
  • You
  • Minor Character Death
  • why the fuck did I write this
  • Crack
  • Possibly Implied Non-Con
  • maybe???
  • idk it depends on whether you want to fuck Sensei or not I guess
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Oral Sex
  • Anal Sex
  • Breast Fucking
  • Sex Toys
  • Unconventional Sex Toys
  • they're bombs and nunchucks :)
  • Infidelity
  • Polyandry
  • Polyamory
  • Fruit Ninja Wiki vandalization reference
  • this is the worst thing ever
  • why aren't there actual Fruit Ninja fanfics
  • I hate Durian Grey
  • He Smells
  • Comedy is my passion
  • I set this as my afk status on a Discord bot once
  • Grapefruit
  • Citrus scale
  • didn't expect that did you?
  • it's literally a Fruit Ninja fanfic so...
  • dicks referred to as katanas
  • Self-Insert
  • Katsuro and Rinjin are butt buddies
  • or at least they were
  • I also sent this through a Septapus wormhole on Discord once
  • dick sizes compared to fruits
  • crackfic
  • Swearing
  • Self-Indulgent
  • Oneshot
  • Katsuro gets cucked
  • Fivesome - F/M/M/M/M
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Satire
  • I'm Sorry
  • The Author Regrets Everything
  • I Don't Even Know
  • I posted this on my birthday
  • Smut
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall
  • cursing

  Summary

  Silver calls up her side bitches and they have an orgy in the Fruit Ninja dojo.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Random Crack

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  343

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  11

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  255

• Beep Bip Lettuce by SilverFengo

  Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Pokemon GO  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • Multi, F/M
  • Complete Work

  11 Nov 2023

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Spark (Pokemon)/Original Female Character(s)
  • Ookido Green | Blue Oak/Original Female Character(s)
  • Kevin (Steven Universe)/Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Kevin (Steven Universe)
  • Spark (Pokemon)
  • Ookido Green | Blue Oak (Pokemon Sun & Moon)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Infidelity
  • Self-Insert
  • Crack
  • i wrote this at 4 am
  • obscure song reference
  • Random meme mentions
  • Car Accidents
  • Telekinesis
  • Mild Suicidal Thoughts
  • this is a mess
  • Polyamory
  • Polyandry
  • Kevin gets cucked
  • Background Character Death
  • Cross-Posted on Wattpad
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • crackfic
  • Swearing
  • Dabbing
  • the Whip and Nae Nae
  • secret messages in the text
  • Self-Indulgent
  • Oneshot
  • Satire
  • I Don't Even Know
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • I need to specify that Blue is an adult as he is in Sun & Moon
  • I posted this on my birthday
  • cursing

  Summary

  Silver calls up her side bitches and an adventure of epic proportions commences.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Random Crack

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  474

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  6

  Hits:

  42

• Day of Reckoning by SilverFengo

  Fandoms: Club Penguin  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  17 Feb 2024

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Original Female Character(s)/Original Male Character(s)
  • brief Jet Pack Guy (Club Penguin)/Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Puffle Handler (Club Penguin)
  • Rookie (Club Penguin)
  • Puffle(s) (Club Penguin)
  • Original Characters
  • Jet Pack Guy (Club Penguin)
  • Herbert P. Bear
  • Klutzy (Club Penguin)
  • Crack
  • Alternate Universe - Club Penguin Legacy (CPPS)
  • Cross-Posted on Wattpad
  • Werewolves
  • Explosions
  • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
  • Rookie is probably high
  • Implied/Referenced Infidelity
  • I hate Herbert
  • Self-Insert
  • Self-Indulgent
  • Oneshot
  • crackfic
  • Gore
  • Explosives
  • Bombs
  • Mild Gore
  • Satire
  • Sorry Not Sorry
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • Evil Laughter
  • No Smut
  • fbi open up meme
  • No Sex
  • Wolves
  • Not Canon Compliant

  Summary

  What definitely happened during Chapter 4 of Mission: Get Jet on Club Penguin Legacy. Yep, this is totally how it went.

  Series

  • Part 1 of My wolf/werewolf fanfics
  • Part 4 of Random Crack

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  657

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  5

  Hits:

  76

• Saving Son of Quincy by maddibean, SilverFengo

  Fandoms: Bloons Tower Defense (Video Games)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Work in Progress

  17 Feb 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Original Female Character(s)/Original Male Character(s)
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Original Characters
  • Quincy (Bloons Tower Defense)
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • crackfic
  • Self-Insert
  • Self-Indulgent
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Other Additional Relationships to Be Added
  • Other additional characters to be added
  • Cliffhangers
  • this will be continued eventually
  • Alcohol
  • Explosions
  • Kidnapping
  • Swearing
  • To Be Continued
  • Saving Private Ryan reference
  • I've never watched that movie
  • Overpowered Main Characters
  • I already have the ending written out
  • cursing
  • Cross-Posted on Wattpad

  Summary

  Quincy gets kidnapped by a monster and it's up to Silver and Jethro to save him.

  This will probably be mostly written by Silver.

  Series

  • Part 5 of Random Crack

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  287

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  54

• Silver Has Had Enough. by SilverFengo

  Fandoms: Club Penguin  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  05 Mar 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Herbert P. Bear
  • Other Members of the EPF (mentioned)
  • Gunshot Wounds
  • Guns
  • Inspired by Lacrimosa (Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart)
  • Inspired by Music
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Dark Crack
  • crackfic
  • yes I was thinking about the noot noot meme while writing this
  • I hate Herbert
  • Ambiguous/Open Ending
  • does he die? who knows...
  • Swearing in the Summary
  • Self-Insert
  • Self-Indulgent
  • Oneshot
  • Injury
  • Serious Injuries
  • Sorry Not Sorry
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • Not Canon Compliant
  • Cross-Posted on Wattpad

  Summary

  Silver is done with Herbert's bullshit.

  Series

  • Part 6 of Random Crack

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  82

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  9

  Hits:

  91

• Meeting Romeo by SilverFengo

  Fandoms: Original Work  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  06 May 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Original Female Character(s)/Original Male Character(s)
  • Original Male Character/Reader
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Reader
  • Crack
  • crackfic
  • Satire
  • POV First Person
  • this can be an x reader if you want it to be so I tagged it accordingly
  • but the main character was based on one of my friends lmao
  • No use of y/n
  • Cross-Posted on Wattpad
  • University
  • College
  • totally not a lightsaber reference
  • Vampires
  • the spelling and grammar errors are there on purpose
  • Implied/Referenced Sex
  • First Time
  • Possibly Implied Non-Con
  • Violence
  • Oneshot
  • Swearing
  • cursing
  • Reader-Insert

  Summary

  something something meeting a hot guy at college... but with a twist!

  Series

  • Part 7 of Random Crack

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  407

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  183