if I bite you on the neck, you can not leave
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Apparently I Smell Like a Problem by markmp3
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Feb 2026
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They arrived as anomalies.
Amphoreus has temples, Titans, refugees, and exactly one opinion about Caelus the moment he opens his mouth and breathes. The Chrysos Heirs connect the dots incorrectly and refuse to un-connect them.
The problem isn’t that Amphoreus has weird dynamics. The problem is that Caelus and Dan Heng don’t know that, and everyone else is very confident they do.
Featuring: incorrect assumptions, unwanted attention, Phainon thinking too hard, Mydei thinking not enough, and Caelus, who absolutely did not sign up for this, while Dan Heng notes everything down furiously for the archives.
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