South Park: Scientology Speedrun

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• Cartman’s Scientology Speedrun by IzzyxGerardWay

  Fandoms: South Park  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  06 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch
  • Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh
  • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
  • Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
  • Craig Tucker & Tweek Tweak
  • Eric Cartman
  • Kyle Broflovski
  • Stan Marsh
  • Kenny McCormick
  • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
  • Tweek Tweak
  • Craig Tucker
  • Tolkien "Token" Black
  • Clyde Donovan
  • Randy Marsh
  • Shannon (Scientology)
  • Tom Cruise
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Illegal Activities
  • Swearing
  • Explicit Language
  • Breaking and Entering
  • Cults
  • Religious Cults
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Angst
  • Humor
  • Dark Comedy

  Summary

  The kids of South Park decide to break in and speed run through the Scientology cult building. Not a great idea, but it was fun while it lasted!
  Fans of Shannon and Tom Cruise, you’ll love this ;)

  Series

  • Part 1 of South Park: Scientology Speedrun

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,562

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  36

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  328

• South Park Scientology Speedrun Part 2 by IzzyxGerardWay

  Fandoms: South Park  

  • General Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  06 May 2026

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
  • Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch
  • Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh
  • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
  • Tolkien "Token" Black/Clyde Donovan
  • Craig Tucker & Tweek Tweak
  • Eric Cartman
  • Stan Marsh
  • Kyle Broflovski
  • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
  • Kenny McCormick
  • Craig Tucker
  • Tweek Tweak
  • Tolkien "Token" Black
  • Clyde Donovan
  • Randy Marsh
  • Shannon (Scientology)
  • Tom Cruise
  • Towelie (South Park)
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Violence
  • Swearing
  • Eric Cartman Being An Asshole
  • Cults
  • Drugs
  • Drug Use
  • Weed
  • Danger
  • Character Death
  • Humor
  • Light Angst
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Hurt No Comfort
  • Illegal Activities
  • Alternate Reality
  • Science Fiction
  • Kidnapping
  • Car Chases
  • Helicopters
  • Poor Leopold "Butters" Stotch

  Summary

  This is a two part series, go read my FIRST one before this for context, it is quick, though, so don’t worry. :)

  FIRST PART: Cartman’s Scientology Speedrun by IzzyxGerardWay

  Series

  • Part 2 of South Park: Scientology Speedrun

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,325

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Kudos:

  11

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  117