Extremely Malleable
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“You know what’s the scariest part about all this?” Usopp asked.
“...Yeah,” Zoro replied, a bead of sweat pooling on his forehead.
“She’s acting like Luffy, but she still has Nami’s brain.”
“...Yeah.”
“She is finding ways to get us killed at sea at an efficiency that 99% of human brains to have ever existed couldn’t even come close to matching.”
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There were a lot of ways for the Straw Hats to discover that the captain and navigator were in a secret relationship. The Thousand Sunny turning into a bouncy rubber funhouse of cosmic horror was the worst way possible. Especially when the side effects of the captain doing *things* to the navigator in his wackiest state leaves her behaving more like him.Series
- Part 1 of Extremely Malleable
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The anatomical analogue for bravery is somewhat...exclusionary. When the topic of his new [temporary] navigator's hidden bravery comes up, Luffy decides there needs to be an alternative word that better suits her. The solution is as crude as you'd expect.
*The Fifth [Gear] Element isn't necessary reading for this, but this is an early canon-compliant encounter that is referenced in there
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- Part 2 of Extremely Malleable
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“Does Nami know?!” Usopp asked.
“If she hasn’t told her then I sure as hell don’t plan on doing it!” Sanji snatched the cigarette from his own mouth and crushed it.
“But of all the people…!”
“She was VERY FORWARD, okay?!” Sanji shrieked. He bit his lip with a whimper of shame. “I had never been with a woman before, and then all of sudden here comes this tattooed, blue-haired goddess, grabbing my arm and biting those gorgeous lips…”
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With Luffy now having something to contribute to the subject in light of recent Fifth Gear-related shenanigans, the Straw Hat boys gather 'round and talk about their sexual escapades...or lack thereof. In the midst of it all, a secret implicating a certain sibling emerges. And in the aftermath...Luffy and Nami debate sex nomenclature?????
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- Part 3 of Extremely Malleable
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Luffy wasn't Nami's first. That was a story of a botched heist with a fake butler disguise, a goal for freedom that felt helplessly out of reach, and a need to forget about it all for one night. Naturally, what Luffy comes away with from this is that she needs to give the heist another go to close that wound — and he's gonna help her pull it off.
The heist? Should be simple. The various identity crises surrounding it? Well...
*One-shot, can be read independently of anything else in this collection.
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- Part 4 of Extremely Malleable