Tales from the Orchidaceae
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To the victors go the spoils. That's what they say. So then why is she instead being spoiled? What exactly is domestication if they're not going to do the things she'd wish on her enemies? And why the ever loving ash is this woman's lap so damn comfortable?!
The proud little princess, so determined to fight and resist to the end. If only she knew just how wonderful it will be when she feels loved and safe for the first time.
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- Part 1 of Tales from the Orchidaceae
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The Sweetest Poison by CarmineJade
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide
24 Jun 2026
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Her heart was shattered in the pursuit of belonging. Her attention was pulled to a broken soul yearning for affection.
Cassiopeia didn't know who the mysterious user on the other side of the screen was. She didn't know what an Affini was, she didn't know about the newly launched "war", and she definitely didn't know why this mysterious user suddenly wanted to pay attention to her. How could she know? Prey never sees the spider until its fangs are bared.
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- Part 2 of Tales from the Orchidaceae
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Sometimes, the princess needs a fairy godmother to make her beautiful. And sometimes, that godmother is more of a beautiful plant that whisks you away to be your most beautiful self possible. When the affini arrived, I was still clinging to a life of normalcy. But she was right there to save me from a life I didn't know I needed saving from.
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- Part 3 of Tales from the Orchidaceae
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I Brought You the Bullet by CarmineJade
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
19 Aug 2025
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One last chance at freedom snatched away. His freedom was so close to being lost. It's one last stand, one last act of defiance in the face of the horrors of the affini and all they stand for.
A Human Domestication Guide Story- Very dark and sharp YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED READ THE TAGS
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- Part 4 of Tales from the Orchidaceae
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Finding Comfort in Blue Blossoms by CarmineJade
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
02 Apr 2025
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Sometimes, you meet someone who redefines your life, and you never even know it. And sometimes, that person is just who you need to fill the hole you've accepted into your life.
CW for discussion of grief, losing loved ones in your life, and hints at messy uneven relationships.
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- Part 5 of Tales from the Orchidaceae
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Don't Forget Your Sprout by CarmineJade
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
31 Mar 2025
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Sometimes you just want to go to work and not have to deal with your clingy neighbor who acts like you're her older brother. You especially don't want to deal with her terrifying Plommy.
Sometimes, you just need to and it's the worst.
*Inspired by a dirtpost in the Official HDG server I saw yesterday*
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- Part 6 of Tales from the Orchidaceae
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Promise You Won't Leave Me by CarmineJade
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
23 Sep 2025
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I've had a whole life of looking after my best friend. I honestly didn't mind it, but if this is her one chance at total happiness then I'm behind her 500%. Maybe when she's collared I can visit her and make sure that her affini is treating her right. I think she'd love that...
A trip to the voluntary domestication center is meant to help one very eager seed find her potential owner and become the happiest she's ever been. So then why is her best friend positively terrified the second she sets foot inside it?
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- Part 7 of Tales from the Orchidaceae