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Follow the lives of two Terrans, orchestrators of their own capture in the closing days of Terran resistance. Unfortunately the best laid plans rarely survive against the Affini, and now these two friends are separated as obstacles of their freedom rise up around them. Can they reunite? Will they even recognize each other if they do? Only time will tell. Acting as a soft sequel to Guns and Roses, this story follows an unlikely pair of Terrans captured during the daring raid on the Geronimo, one of the last Terran rebel ships left.
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Aoife is a conscript working for the Terran Accord on cracking the language of a mysterious new alien threat. It hasn't been going well, and after nearly three years of failed attempts at translating, Aoife's future is looking bleak. However, a shuttle headed for the planet's surface has some news that will upend her life and her understanding of her place in the universe, courtesy of some very tall plant people.
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The Little Ghost Exchange by TheFantasyDuck
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
02 Dec 2025
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A year after the affini arrived on her planet, Abby opens a bookshop café that's been her life's dream. The only problem is that no one seems to be coming, except one plampt who seems rather interested in her...
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This system might have to come to terms with what they want a little faster than they expected after a chance run-in with an Affini named Datura...
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A lone Affini vessel stumbles across an escape pod and an adorable Sophont inside, the only problem is nobody speaks her language and nobody knows where she came from, of course that wont stop the compact from ensuring she receives the best care that she possibly can, plenty of drugs and headpats ensue c:
This story was in part co written by Cosmic Quia, someone very very dear to me~
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A soldier of the Terran Cosmic Navy has been captured by the monstrous, evil Affini Compact. He knows they will interrogate him, maybe even torture him, but his will is unbreakable, and he is resolved to never give an inch to his captors. Amaryllis Isvara and Parthena Theia have always loved a puzzle, especially one that requires simultaneous moves to solve, and one such obstinate puzzle has just fallen into their vines.
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Sunk Cost, and Why it's a Fallacy by BreathlessK
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
30 Nov 2025
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Kyra's worked hard all her life to uphold masks, and the masks have come to define her as much as what lays beneath them. The arrival of the Affini is stripping away her identity piece by piece, so who gets left behind? No one, not in the Compact. Especially not a seedling sprout, trying so hard to cling to what she's been that she's afraid of what she could be.
Gaillardia has loved and lost many florets, and each holds a dear place in her core. The most recent parting was especially bittersweet, and she's a little apprehensive to accept another. But an Affini's very nature is to flower, and something about this particular sprout is beckoning her to love and risk loss once more.
(Hello friends and admirers of benevolent plant aliens, I'm working through some stuff and this is the platform I've chosen to do it. Please note the tags and even title may change as/if I continue to add to this, and I've rated it explicit despite lack of such content so far because I'm not sure whether or not it will veer in that direction. I'm also happy to add new tags, if anyone feels I've missed anything. Thanks folks, happy reading!)
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Viktor, The Galaxy's greatest duelist (at least in her mind) is finally bested by the Affini and promptly told fighting is no longer necessary. Obviously, this is the dumbest thing she's ever heard. What is the Galaxy's greatest duelist without any duels? She faces her most difficult battle yet as she fights for her passions and her heart.
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A simple architectural restructuring effort on a small planet-side colony turned into a nightmare. One poor Affini is instructed to investigate rumors of a Feralist unit hiding out in a nearby abandoned medical facility. Upon investigation she becomes hopelessly lost in the dark winding corridors of the building, and realizes that there might be more than just Feralists in here with her...
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A bitchy OCNI scientist who’s resistant to Affini mind control thanks to THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT domesticates their owner; the most girlfailiure-y Affini this side of the Andromeda Galaxy.
(Finally getting to the payoff of adding comfort and kink chapters hell yeah)Series
- Part 2 of Etiolated
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Racing From Domestication by RiotWoolf
Fandoms: Original Work, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
28 Nov 2025
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A professional racing pilot loses the last ever planetary relay race to her most hated rival. With the arrival of the Affini Compact on the horizon and feeling robbed of her victory, Helena Guthrie sabotages her rival, framing her as a rebel in need of domestication.
On the verge of getting away with it, she crosses paths with an Affini inspector who has “Just one more question” about the case.
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A Columbo style Inverse Detective story, a “How flort ‘em”, if you will. A crack fic idea, taken far too seriously.
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Roasting The Green Bean by SpottedDahlias
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
28 Nov 2025
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Emerald spends each day in the dusty hell known as the Terran Accord same as ever. Fae wakes up on the floor of faer dusty camper, makes drinks for customers, and sneaks in a non-toxic amount of stargazing before the dust storms lull faer to sleep. Coffee used to be faer passion, but faer also used to be passionate about having people fae cared about and a bed to sleep in; until capitalism took all that way.
Just when fae thinks everything is hopeless, an unexpected customer at faer serving window changes everything. A plant-based savior from beyond the stars, here to... order an iced latte. What will become of Em in a world freed from the suffering fae has spend so long wallowing in, and how many coffees will fae drink along the way? Only one way to find out.
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- Part 4 of Stories From The Lounging Lumari
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Troy Chandler has always wanted to be a floret, but has never been able to find the right Affini to suit his needs.
When his Hab AI shuts out access to the compiler, he is forced to go outside for the first time in months, setting in motion a chain of events that just might allow him to allow others into his heart.
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Terran Survival Guide by Terran_Sized_Bush
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
25 Nov 2025
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In this work localized within the setting of Human Domestication Guide the main character is going to be shoved through wacky adventures and situtations exploring the playground that the race of alien plant overlords set for him while attending therapy for his troubled past life in Terran Accord.
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- Part 1 of Terran survival guide
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When a floret is discovered on Keaton Remington's ship his life is changed forever. Secrets will be revealed and what makes someone "human" will be challenged. The question is, will it lead to his salvation or his destruction?
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Days, Which We Do Not Know by A_Blessing_of_Ravens
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
20 Nov 2025
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They tell us the original sin
Was Eve taking that first bite.
But what if it was
Choosing to have us
Live in ignorance.
To never know our own minds,
Following without thought
Never knowing freedom.
When Eve plucked the apple
From the tree of knowledge,
Sweet nectar of understanding
Running down her chin.
That wasn’t sin,
It was a miracle,
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When the Affini deem Aviary ZL1 unsafe, all the inhabitants are moved aboard the Xylifoliaen for transport to new, safer homes. Seri’s been aboard for three weeks now, doing fairly well, in her opinion. She has a hab, she has food, and most importantly, she isn’t dead. Unfortunately, the Affini seem to find the bare minimum far from acceptable.
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Happiness is a warm, comfy place.
One of the hallmarks of the Affini Compact is letting xenosophonts hold and cuddle toys made of fluff and love. These plush toys are perfect snuggle buddies, but are typically inanimate. What happens when one such plush toy is not only alive, but also a floret, with a special way to calm those who are about to explode? One man on the brink of collapse gets a fluffs-on demonstration from her, and finally gets a chance to properly rest.
Part of the HDG Acekink 2025 jam!
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- Part 5 of Fortitude and Excellence Series - HDG
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An Immovable Object: An SCP Tale Set in the HDG Universe by SomeAnononymousWriter
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, SCP Foundation
16 Nov 2025
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The SCP Foundation is a group dedicated to preserving Normalcy.
The Affini Compact wants to domesticated mankind. The Foundation dislikes this.
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Ali Hanover is a Foundation Field Agent, recently assigned to Operation Floral Skies, the Foundation's attempt to gain info on The Affini.Emily Archer is a foundation Researcher investigating an anomaly related to the Affini Compact.
They're both Trans.
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An Unstoppable Force meets an (almost) Immovable ObjectSeries
- Part 1 of Tales From The Site 958 Deepwell
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Dual Tones by HoneyBeeQT, Metagreywacke
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
16 Nov 2025
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Abigail Nightingale is a maintenance technician who has dedicated her life to maintaining the space station she lives on. Who will she be when the Affini arrive and she doesn't have a space station to take care of anymore?
Latifolia Ophiakri, First Bloom has never taken a floret before. Her days are filled with spending time with friends and playing with toys. How will she fare when given a ward who seems disinterested in such enjoyments, but who very clearly needs something to enjoy and occupy her in her life?