Whumperless Whump 2026
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Water is freezing, don’t wake (night is so deep and slow) by Number1Jewel
Fandoms: SolarBalls (Web Series)
05 Jul 2026
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The planets nodded, and Neptune didn’t really know what he was agreeing to, but he nodded as well.
“Good.” Earth nodded back, turning to unlock the gate, “Now please try not to get into trouble or get hurt. This is a public pool so there will be other humans here, so I’m taking a big risk by trusting you guys. Can you promise me there won’t be any incidents?”
The planets nodded, and Earth hesitated for a split second, hand lingering over the lock of the gate. Neptune shifted his weight from side to side, excitement buzzing in his ears. Just open it already! He wants to swim!
Earth sighed, muttering something under his breath and, finally, opening the gate.
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Whumperless Whump Day 1 (Like a Baby Seal to Water: Fishtailing/Near Drowning/"I thought I was going to die")
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- Part 1 of Whumperless Whump 2026
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Failure. Failure! Do something! They're d y i n g–
"Uhh, hello? Anybody in here?"
Sun gasped, immediately stifling the sharp, shaky inhale with a wet cough. Panic tainted his thoughts, swirling them faster and faster and stealing away his breaths. The star grimaced, realization suddenly flashing through his chaotic mind. Oh…oh wait! It's someone! They're alive!
…oh god he can't be seen like this.
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Whumperless Whump Day 2 ("Unexpected caretaker/Touch Starvation/"You don't have to hide from me")
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- Part 2 of Whumperless Whump 2026
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Ain't no crying (because the fighting has just begun) by Number1Jewel
Fandoms: SolarBalls (Web Series)
21 Jul 2026
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Earth closed his eyes, the last of the tension leaking from his body as the planet with Life gifted his body a moment of rest. But just a moment! Nothing more…because–because he has to…get back…to work.
He's not falling asleep.
He's not.
He's not…
He's…
"...Earth?"
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Whumperless Whump Day 4 "How Are You So Oblivious: Unknowingly feverish/Falling asleep at work/"Can you drink some water for me?"" and Day 11 “Bodily Betrayal: Stomach sick/Carried to Bed"
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In the aftermath of the Rogue Planet Arc, Earth refuses to take a break
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- Part 2 of The Sunshine After the Rain
- Part 3 of Whumperless Whump 2026
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And that's how it stayed.
The Solar System lived in that chaotic world, healing from the last explosive outburst and bracing for the next. Nobody tried to change it because it was impossible! The Sun was in charge, he ruled the system, and it was fruitless to try to fight a being that held 99.8% of the Solar System's mass!
Nothing could change.
But…
But apparently Neptune was wrong.
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Whumperless Whump Alt Prompt "Tick Tock: Losing track of time/Dissociating/"Look at me, please. There you go""
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After the Rogues are defeated and everyone flees to Earth’s surface to recover, Neptune is left alone to think about recent events.
And he has a lot to think about.
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- Part 4 of Whumperless Whump 2026
- Part 3 of The Sunshine After the Rain