all my bloodymarys in a gallon bucket
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phoenix in the fire by seacowboy032 (ev_kingston)
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
17 May 2026
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“I can’t,” Simon pleaded, voice breaking. “Fuck, Ryland, I can’t, I can’t—”
“Even if I want you to?” Grace asked, and Simon’s breath caught in his chest. “Let go, Simon. Whatever you want to do to me, I’m game.”
“Don’t say that. Fuck, don’t say that. You don’t know what you’re asking for.”
“Don't discredit me. I know what I want.”
Simon jerked away from him with a snarl. “You’re gonna get hurt. I can’t control myself.”
“Then let me help you.”Four months ago, the Eridians found a human welded into a metal box on the bottom of an ocean made of human blood, and somehow that's not the weirdest thing about the man. Even after they let him out of quarantine, he doesn't talk much, and Grace keeps a cordial but distant relationship with him--until he gets sick with some mystery illness and Grace gets tasked with helping him recover, because surely he knows what to do. (Spoiler alert: he doesn't. But he figures it out.)
Chapter 1: relatively innocent sick fic
Chapter 2: *laughs*edit 7/9/26: now with a sequel!
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- Part 1 of bite-verse
- Part 1 of all my bloodymarys in a gallon bucket
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settle down by seacowboy032 (ev_kingston)
Fandoms: David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
17 May 2026
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“I don’t know if I can sleep,” Grace admitted, tersely. “I can’t get these theories out of my head, even if half of them don’t make any sense. I want to sleep—heck, I want to stop for a bit, take a break maybe—but I just can’t.”
The pad of Simon’s thumb roved over his cheekbone thoughtfully. Then, “Would you like to go down? Do you think that would help?” he asked.
Grace hesitated for a moment, eyes flitting between Simon’s face and the empty space over his left shoulder. “I… yeah. Um. Maybe that would… help. I think that would help.”
Inspired by the filament station discord discussing how Grace can sometimes suffer from problamatic levels of hyperfixation. combine that with his known oral fixation and Simon's need to take care of the man who takes care of him and, well. very sweet cockwarming ensues.
can be read as part of the bite-verse, but also as a standalone.
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- Part 2 of all my bloodymarys in a gallon bucket
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Boiling Point 2026 by seacowboy032 (ev_kingston)
Fandoms: David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
30 Jun 2026
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my contributions for bloodymary boiling point 2026, of which I am a co-creator :)
also, because I am certifiably insane, I will be doing all prompts for all days! yippee!
prompts list:
- Caught Masturbating / Strip Tease / Manhandling
- Pain Play / Hate Sex / Mad Scientist
- Oral Fixation / Temperature Play / Dacryphilia
- Blood / Teeth / Begging
- Monsterfucker / Praise / Genderbent
- Worship / Degradation / Corruption
- Voice Kink / Ace Spec / Heat Sex
- Catch All / Free Space / Mix N Match / Prompt Yourself
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- Part 3 of all my bloodymarys in a gallon bucket
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fold that martian like a fucking lawn chair by seacowboy032 (ev_kingston)
Fandoms: David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
26 Jun 2026
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Over the last few months, Simon has gotten really good at pushing Grace’s buttons to get what he wants, because it’s easier than asking outright. Sometimes he pushes too far and gets a bit more than he bargained for, but it’s alright—he’s exactly where he wants to be and God does it feel good.
“Get up,” Grace said, and Simon shakily pushed himself up on one elbow. “Go into my room, strip, and kneel on the bed. Don’t touch yourself. Do you think you can do that for me?”
Simon inhaled hard. Swallowed. “Yes, sir.”
Grace smiled. “Good.”Series
- Part 4 of all my bloodymarys in a gallon bucket
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rapture in the dark by seacowboy032 (ev_kingston)
Fandoms: David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
13 Jul 2026
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“Let me— let me keep ‘em, Simon please—“
Grace’s voice hinged on a sob and he cut himself off, body convulsing around Simon’s cock as pleasure coursed through him from the fifth egg settling deep in his guts. Simon clung to him like a lifeline, fingers clutching Grace’s thigh hard enough to bruise. He sank his teeth into Grace’s shoulder again, making the other man cry out and arch against him, the hand in his hair pulling him closer to the taste of iron blooming on his tongue.
“Please,” Grace sobbed, brokenly. “Please, please pl-ah, oh fuck, agh—Simon—“
Simon couldn’t deny him anything. Not when he begged so sweetly.Or, the sequel to phoenix in the fire, where Simon and Grace stumble their way through a discussion about what it would mean to try and raise a family on Erid, and struggle to come to terms with their decision. Buckle up, everyone, because it’s a doozy.
Chapter 1: they have a few important discussions
Chapter 2: I psychoanalyze Simon by making him look in a mirror
Chapter 3: the body horrors™ catch up with the boys and they fuck about it
Chapter 4: eggs2Series
- Part 2 of bite-verse
- Part 5 of all my bloodymarys in a gallon bucket