The Silmarillion people have issues
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Applicare la logica umana al Silmarillion per scovare ipocrisie e contraddizioni. I membri della casa di Finwe e Elwe sono terribili governanti. by TausNell
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth Legendarium & Related Fandoms, Tolkien - Fandom
07 Aug 2026
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La storia del Silmarillion è profondamente parziale. Ed è scritta dai vincitori. Analizzare gli eventi della prima, seconda e terza era con logica permette di abbattere falsi miti e di comprendere che personaggi che di solito ammiriamo commettono errori anche molto gravi.
Spiegazione di alcune colpe dei governanti della casa di Finwe e di Elu Thingol e del perché Elrond Peredhel è l'unico governante etico del Legendarium.Series
- Part 1 of The Silmarillion people have issues
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Modern Geopolitical Critic of The Valar's decisions by TausNell
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth Legendarium & Related Fandoms
12 Aug 2026
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If the events of Middle-earth are analyzed from the perspective of Men and natural law, the entire framework of Arda reveals its deeply asymmetrical nature. The system rewards aesthetics, dynastic utilitarianism, and formal conformity at the expense of individual rights, ordinary justice, and the biological bonds of the innocent. The kinslayings of the Noldor, the rebellion of the Númenóreans, and the silent resentment of Elrond are not inexplicable anomalies, but rather the inevitable responses of creatures worn down by a protective authority that never truly intended to function—one that demanded daily martyrdom from its children, leaving them to rot in the darkness of time.
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- Part 2 of The Silmarillion people have issues
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Noldorin Politic Analysis: Fëanor and Fingolfin by TausNell
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth Legendarium & Related Fandoms
13 Aug 2026
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- Part 3 of The Silmarillion people have issues
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What if Finwë, Fëanor, Fingolfin and Finarfin had actually been decent, ethical rulers? by TausNell
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth Legendarium & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 Aug 2026
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Within orthodox Eldarin lore, the foundational trauma of the Noldorin rebellion is universally framed as a tragic, unavoidable alignment of cosmic fate, engineered by the absolute malice of Morgoth and the romanticized martyrdom of the royal household.
This forensic, counterfactual analysis flatly dismantles this providential narrative by establishing an objective ethical and strategic baseline: what would a rational, well-balanced, and mentally healthy leadership have executed following the crisis of Tirion?
By cross-examining the text through the lenses of developmental psychology, public law, and military logistics, this study unmasks King Finwë as the "patient zero" of Arda's geopolitical collapse—a deeply incompetent sovereign whose chronic patriarchal malpractice and narcissistic naming conventions permanently broken the identities of his sons.
A merciless, clinical deconstruction of the High Houses of Tirion, proving that before they ever fought the Dark Lord, the sons of Finwë had already converted their own civilization into a house of mirrors.
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- Part 4 of The Silmarillion people have issues
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Gondolin and Doriath Geopolitical Analysis and Minor Finwean characters study by TausNell
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Aug 2026
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This critical study executes a clinical forensic audit of the administrative, diplomatic, and military failures of the major isolationist kingdoms of the First Age: Elu Thingol’s Doriath, Turgon’s Gondolin, and Orodreth’s Nargothrond. By stripping away the hagiographical romance of the Western chroniclers, this essay exposes how these monarchs weaponized magical barriers, deep secrecy, and rigid non-intervention policies to protect their private sanctuaries. This systemic isolationism effectively shifted the entire kinetic friction and demographic attrition of the war against Morgoth onto Hitlhum and the March of Maedhros, converting the apparent sanctity of the hidden realms into a case of institutional desertion and structural cowardice.
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- Part 5 of The Silmarillion people have issues
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Finweans Birth date Analysis by TausNell
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Aug 2026
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Cradles, conspiracies, and Dynamic insults: the real timeline of the House of Finwë.
Forget the edulcorated version of The Silmarillion where the royal family of Tirion lives in peaceful harmony before the Dark Lord shows up. This essay cross-examines birth dates and Elven biology to prove that the Valinor nursery was actually a brutal, cold-war battleground for demographic supremacy.Through hard numbers and timeline breakdowns, this study exposes a series of calculated political retaliations: from Fëanor’s rapid-succession drive to out-populate his half-brothers, to the deliberate structural insult hidden behind Curufin's birth.
Furthermore, you will discover why the erased children of the Princesses unmask strict historical censorship, how Maedhros and Maglor became expert "pediatricians" by babysitting an asylum of fifteen royal infants in Tirion (explaining exactly why they were fully equipped to raise Elrond and Elros), and the massive bureaucratic cover-up designed to hide Celebrimbor's true dynastic value.
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- Part 5 of The Silmarillion people have issues
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Ethical Analysis of the Kinslayings by TausNell
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Aug 2026
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Why the Kinslayings are so horrible
Brief descriptions of the Kinslayings
The Kinslayings of Gondolin
Why Gil Galad and Idril should have acted differently
The Aranruth paradox
The Paradox of the Fate of the Feanorian armySeries
- Part 6 of The Silmarillion people have issues
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The injustice of Arwen Undomiel and other Eldarin women by TausNell
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 Aug 2026
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The tragic fates of Arwen Undomiel, Nerdanel, Anairë, Eärwen, Amarië.
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- Part 7 of The Silmarillion people have issues
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Thorin's company Analysis and Hobbit descriptions of Fëanor and Thingol by TausNell
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
17 Aug 2026
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Forget the whimsical fairytale of the Lonely Mountain. This short essay executes a ruthless analysis of the Third Age, exposing how the domestic perspective of the Hobbit chroniclers systematically reduced complex dynastic cold wars to the simple vocabulary of apple pies and kitchen etiquette. By translating the narrative into contemporary terms, this study unmasks Bilbo Baggins as an untrained civilian writer drafted by Gandalf—operating as a deep-state intelligence director with the cold metrics of the CIA—away from his peaceful home and into a paramilitary cell of ultra-nationalist guerrillas, serving as a disposable proxy drone to neutralize a biological nuclear asset.
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- Part 8 of The Silmarillion people have issues
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The Half Elves: Injustices and Anomalies by TausNell
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types
17 Aug 2026
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This multi-part critical study executes a rigorous forensic and legal audit of the cross-unions and the Peredhil succession within Arda, dismantling the hagiographical myths of Valian benevolence and spiritual grace. By applying strict genetic, demographic, and logistical controls, this series exposes the structural and mathematical inequities enacted by the Throne of Manwë. From the actuarial scandal of the Elven percentages—which denied constitutional rights to the descendants of Elros while weaponizing immortality as a geopolitical leash over the house of Elrond—to the systematic psychological and somatic attrition endured by the broken women of these lineages, this work unmasks the cold realism of Eldarin statecraft. This is not a chronicle of pastoral romance; it is a spietata investigation into the calculated institutional compromises, strategic regional exclusions, and generational traumas that funded the survival of the West through the manipulation of a biological monopoly.
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- Part 12 of The Silmarillion people have issues
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Finweans Name Analysis by TausNell
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Aug 2026
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Maedhros Character Study and Modern Geopolitical Analysis: From Valinor to the Nirnaeth Arnoediad by TausNell
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth Legendarium & Related Fandoms
25 Aug 2026
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- Part 1 of Sons of Feanor Analysis
- Part 15 of The Silmarillion people have issues
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Maedhros Analysis: From Doriath to the End of the First Age by TausNell
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
27 Aug 2026
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- Part 2 of Sons of Feanor Analysis
- Part 16 of The Silmarillion people have issues
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Maglor Character study and Modern Analysis: From Valinor to the Dagor Bragollach by TausNell
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Sep 2026
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- Part 17 of The Silmarillion people have issues
- Part 3 of Sons of Feanor Analysis